Happy and Safe New Year's Eve

[brazenblaze]

Wishing everyone here at Lit. a Happy and Safe New Year's Eve. And just remember the following warnings:

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may
cause you to wake up with breath that could
knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a
major factor in dancing like an butthole.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may
cause you to tell the same boring story over
and over again until your friends want to
SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may
cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may
cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY
think while photocopying your butt at the office
Christmas party.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really
dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the
morning.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may
leave you wondering what the hell ever
happened to your pants anyway.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may
cause you to roll over in the morning and see
something really scary (whose species and
or name you can't remember)

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on
the forehead.

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are tougher,
handsomer and smarter than some really,
really big guy named Psycho.


Blaze.

 

[Chuckus]

Wishing everyone here at Lit. a Happy and Safe New Year's Eve.


Blaze.

Happy New Years to you too Blaze