Happiest of Birthdays Webmistress

[IndieSnob]

To the best webmistress that ever existed, I want to wish you a happy birthday.

Without this site I wouldn't have some of the great friends I do, been able to find the fellow perverted folks I have, nor found so many goddamn loons that sit on all sides of the political aisle.

Now go put on some Ramones and dance your white hipster ass off.

 

[KyleW]

Happy birthday Laurel. I know you love me the most.

 

[Laurel]

Wow, thanks guys. I love you all best.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Wow, thanks guys. I love you all best.

If you were in the city here, I woulda tooken you out to dinner.

 

[Laurel]

Wishing I were in the city! Your food talk here & on the Twit always make my stomach grumble.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Wishing I were in the city! Your food talk here & on the Twit always make my stomach grumble.

I'm about to post up the fries I said I was jonesin' to make once I finish eatin' em! Watch for it!

 

[Laurel]

To the best webmistress that ever existed, I want to wish you a happy birthday.

Without this site I wouldn't have some of the great friends I do, been able to find the fellow perverted folks I have, nor found so many goddamn loons that sit on all sides of the political aisle.

Now go put on some Ramones and dance your white hipster ass off.

Any friends you make and happiness you find - here or elsewhere - is all because of your kindness, your great sense of humor, and your vast musical knowledge. We're all lucky to know you.

Happy birthday Laurel. I know you love me the most.

Of course! BTW, my cat wants to know if your ferret can come out and play for a bit.

I'm about to post up the fries I said I was jonesin' to make once I finish eatin' em! Watch for it!

I was already drooling over your description of them. Will keep an eye out!

 

[WeedSmoke420]

happy birthday, pop the bottle open.

 

[Laurel]

happy birthday, pop the bottle open.

 

[richard_daily]

It wouldn't be Lit without someone threatening you...

So happy birthday Laurel, give me your address so that I can come and beat you up!

 

[marshalt]

I did an image search for literotica and birthday and I found this.

 

[oggbashan]

Happy Birthday, Laurel.

x 4

 

[kbate]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=832797

How many birthdays does the bitch have?

I thought it only came once a year?

 

[oggbashan]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=832797

How many birthdays does the bitch have?

I thought it only came once a year?

But in that thread she didn't appear. I assume this is the real birthday, and the previous thread wasn't.

But for giving us Literotica, she should be allowed to be like Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, and can have a real birthday and an official birthday.

On the official one Laurel should have an 18 gun salute.

Timing: If I wasn't a fucking gunner I wouldn't be here. Fire One! Timing: If I wasn't a fucking gunner I wouldn't be here. Fire Two! etc...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Radiohead]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=832797

How many birthdays does the bitch have?

I thought it only came once a year?

You only come once a year, Tweet can come as much as she wants, the more the better, for all of us.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Happy Birthday, Laurel

 

[kbate]

On the official one Laurel should have an 18 gun salute.

This is "lit" and I want nothing to do with even a One Gun Salute Lit style.

Thank you.

 

[Wings]

Happiest of birthdays you gorgeous woman. You deserve a parade on the day however instead you get all of these miscreants.

 

[JinXed]

Thanks for creating and running this place.
Without it I wouldn't have some of the friends that I have and I wouldn't have married Kyle.

Have a wonderful birthday filled with furry baby kisses, lots of chocolate and a butt load of happiness.

 

[kbate]

I forgot to add:

Laurel,

In the unlikely event that it is your actual and true belly button birthday and not just one more of Manu's screw-ups with the server date and time, or a lit birthday or some other faked birthday - then happy birthday, kittens and cakes and candles and all of that sort of thing that would appear to make this a normal birthday wish rather than the sort of birthday wish I usually present.

Be well.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Wow, thanks guys. I love you all best.

Happy birthday, Laurel. I guess it's too late to show up at your door naked. It would have made good viral video...standing there cupping my pee-pee in the cold....hoping you would let me in.

 

[thør]

Happy Birthday, Laurel. We're celebrating with a blizzard warning this afternoon, and I don't mean Dairy Queen.

 

[Adre]

Happy Day! You must be pretty cool for this group of thugs and sluts to be nice to you. Enjoy!

 

[islandman]

Happy birthday, Laurel.

For the next 60 seconds I'm going to change my profile pic to a cock pic in honour of your special day.