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Handjob Questionnaire
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That's longer than the questionnaire I had to fill out for my college application.
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I know this questionnaire was intend for female readers but no one seems to have taken it seriously. I can tell you a individual woman technique matters and she must enjoy it and be enthusiastic to be "better" than past girlfriends.
Most memorable one for me was from a married woman.
Ticked all boxes.My late wife was a master at this. She was enthusiastic to the max. When we first got together and learned each other's sexual interests, kinks. I told her I was hers to do with as she pleased, anytime, anywhere and I would never stop her if she wanted to play. She put this info to good use over our years together.I know this questionnaire was intend for female readers but no one seems to have taken it seriously. I can tell you a individual woman technique matters and she must enjoy it and be enthusiastic to be "better" than past girlfriends.
Most memorable one for me was from a married woman.
The first time she put me to the test, we were traveling on a busy interstate, mid day on a Sunday. Without saying a word, she opened my pants, pulled my cock out and began to jerk me off. I didn't say a word for fear that she would stop. She didn't stop and didn't slow down when taller vehicles got near us. She assured me we were seen. As I got close to cumming, I took an exit and found an almost empty parking lot to stop. Just as I shifted into park, I came, hard.
After calming down, I asked her where that came from. She said she wanted to test me to see if I would really let her play anytime she wanted to. She said "we are going to have so much fun". That was the beginning of many years of our wonderful life together.
It wasn't just hand jobs. She was an amazing lover.
The best part of all of this was, when she decided I was going to cum, it happened, by whatever means she wanted, when and where she wanted.
hanban24
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1) How many different guys have you given handjobs to? Most of my boyfriends, so I’d say at least 20.
2) How big was the longest cock you've given a handjob to? 9-10inches (didn’t measure)
3) How big was the thickest cock you've ever given a handjob to? Thick, but again, didn’t measure. Thick enough my hands barely fit all the way around.
4) Do you prefer to use two hands or one hand to stroke when giving a handjob? One mainly, but try and mix things up.
5) Where do you prefer the guy to cum when giving a handjob? Wherever he prefers. I enjoy when he enjoys himself.
6) While giving a handjob to your significant other, have you ever told him an erotic story about a past sexual experience? No. Generally keep my sexual history to myself with my boyfriends. Have learned the hard way it is better that way.
7) How often do you give your significant other a handjob to completion? Not very often. Prefer to give blowjobs over handjobs.
8) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with a guy's semen after he cums from a handjob? Not sure what the kinkiness scale is for this. Probably either swallowing/licking it or rubbing it in on my body.
9) Not including group sex, have you ever let another person watch you give your significant other a handjob? Please describe... Nope. Not into people watching me have sex.
10) Have you ever given your significant other and another guy a handjob at the same time? Size difference? Nope, one man woman.
11) Describe a time when you made a guy produce an especially large amount of cum from a handjob? I’ve had some boyfriends who naturally cummed a lot. One that stands out to me was with my boyfriend I had at the end of college. We went on a road trip to celebrate graduation and it was filled with sex, especially in the car. Gave him a handjob one afternoon as we were driving down the interstate. Told him he had to not cum until we hit the state line. Edged him for probably an hour. When he finally came he made a giant mess in the car. Some of it I was able to lick up, but we had to do some cleanup at the next rest stop.
12) have you ever given a handjob, secretly, in public? Yes.
13) What do you do (if anything) to make your handjobs unique from those that your significant other may have received in the past from other women? Not sure but I’ve been told I give pretty good handjobs. Try to use a decent amount of pressure in my grip and use my offhand to play with his balls or touch his body.
14) Briefly describe your most memorable (positive) handjob given and why it was memorable. The most memorable handjob for me was probably my first. We were in his basement “watching a movie” (mainly making out). We got really hot and bothered and I ended up reaching into his shorts and pulling out his cock. In hindsight, it probably wasn’t even a very good handjob, but he was so horny it didn’t matter. I stroked him for maybe a minute before he ended up cumming. It was the first time I’d ever seen/felt cum in person. A memory that will always last.
2) How big was the longest cock you've given a handjob to? 9-10inches (didn’t measure)
3) How big was the thickest cock you've ever given a handjob to? Thick, but again, didn’t measure. Thick enough my hands barely fit all the way around.
4) Do you prefer to use two hands or one hand to stroke when giving a handjob? One mainly, but try and mix things up.
5) Where do you prefer the guy to cum when giving a handjob? Wherever he prefers. I enjoy when he enjoys himself.
6) While giving a handjob to your significant other, have you ever told him an erotic story about a past sexual experience? No. Generally keep my sexual history to myself with my boyfriends. Have learned the hard way it is better that way.
7) How often do you give your significant other a handjob to completion? Not very often. Prefer to give blowjobs over handjobs.
8) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with a guy's semen after he cums from a handjob? Not sure what the kinkiness scale is for this. Probably either swallowing/licking it or rubbing it in on my body.
9) Not including group sex, have you ever let another person watch you give your significant other a handjob? Please describe... Nope. Not into people watching me have sex.
10) Have you ever given your significant other and another guy a handjob at the same time? Size difference? Nope, one man woman.
11) Describe a time when you made a guy produce an especially large amount of cum from a handjob? I’ve had some boyfriends who naturally cummed a lot. One that stands out to me was with my boyfriend I had at the end of college. We went on a road trip to celebrate graduation and it was filled with sex, especially in the car. Gave him a handjob one afternoon as we were driving down the interstate. Told him he had to not cum until we hit the state line. Edged him for probably an hour. When he finally came he made a giant mess in the car. Some of it I was able to lick up, but we had to do some cleanup at the next rest stop.
12) have you ever given a handjob, secretly, in public? Yes.
13) What do you do (if anything) to make your handjobs unique from those that your significant other may have received in the past from other women? Not sure but I’ve been told I give pretty good handjobs. Try to use a decent amount of pressure in my grip and use my offhand to play with his balls or touch his body.
14) Briefly describe your most memorable (positive) handjob given and why it was memorable. The most memorable handjob for me was probably my first. We were in his basement “watching a movie” (mainly making out). We got really hot and bothered and I ended up reaching into his shorts and pulling out his cock. In hindsight, it probably wasn’t even a very good handjob, but he was so horny it didn’t matter. I stroked him for maybe a minute before he ended up cumming. It was the first time I’d ever seen/felt cum in person. A memory that will always last.
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Speaking as a card carrying handjob connoisseur - I'd take a good HJ over a BJ any day - I loved reading this. Your boyfriends have clearly been very lucky men, especially the one in the car on the way to the state line. Edged for an hour. Oh, FUCK.
Thanks for sharing..you are lucky!
These are very hot answers. Love your honest frank answers to what you have done in the past. How you prefer to give a handjob and loved the thought of you licking up cum after they cum. You have a decent amount of experience. And you most memorable is your first time thats makes sense.
This is a unique thread and surprisingly had a few complete the survey. Very hot hearing the varied experiences. Thought I will restart this as haven't received replies for some time since my last posting. Cum on make a few minutes and give us a few more sexy answers.
