Hand Jobs

[Felix_Jones]

You know what I really hate? It's hand jobs. I know, I live a pretty charmed life when that registers on my hatred scale, but I can't help it I really do.

If any ladies are reading this, if you're at the point in a relationship where a hand job the only level of sexual contact you have with your partner, just give up on it. Leave, break up, whatever. Every time I've received a hand job from a woman I though: "I've been doing this since I was 12 and you're doing it wrong."

In short, I would rather go without than have to endure even one hand job.

 

[SweetErika]

You know what I really hate? It's people who think their personal preferences should dictate what others do in their relationships.

Just because you can't stand handjobs doesn't mean a lot of other men don't enjoy them immensely. Communicate your preferences to your partners, and stop giving ridiculous advice to others.

 

[toshiskitten]

You know what I really hate? It's hand jobs. I know, I live a pretty charmed life when that registers on my hatred scale, but I can't help it I really do.

If any ladies are reading this, if you're at the point in a relationship where a hand job the only level of sexual contact you have with your partner, just give up on it. Leave, break up, whatever. Every time I've received a hand job from a woman I though: "I've been doing this since I was 12 and you're doing it wrong."In short, I would rather go without than have to endure even one hand job.

Well how about instead of complaining about them doing it wrong show them, in a nice way, the way you like being stroked. I showed my boyfriend the way I like having my clit rubbed and now he's a pro at it.

 

[Naked_moonlight]

Let me get this right; you are with a girl touching and stroking your cock, a woman who is so turned on that she wants to bring you pleasure and instead of enjoying the moment and the sensations or wondering how to bring her pleasure in return you are thinking 'ive been doing this since I was 12.'

Mate, it sounds to me like your skills as a lover are seriously lacking...

 

[banes27]

Well how about instead of complaining about them doing it wrong show them, in a nice way, the way you like being stroked. I showed my boyfriend the way I like having my clit rubbed and now he's a pro at it.

Agreed. Masturbation is probably a good experience for you, therefore you know how best to do it. If you're with a woman willing enough to actually give you a handjob and you don't like it you've got years of experience with which you can help them improve. Also, the best people at giving handjobs without any advice are OTHER DUDES! (from personal experience)

Saying that though, if it's the only form of sexual contact after several years with penetrative sex at earlier stages then rather than simply leaving it might be worth asking why you eventually end up with a handjob and nothing more. Perhaps she has a problem with part of your technique and is attempting to try something new so that you'll make more of an effort. Perhaps she's simply less often in the mood for whatever reason, either personal or related to you. There could be any number of reasons but simply leaving straight off is hardly the best solution.

 

[SubNebGuy]

I think Felix is just trollin'

but assuming he's not, I think he's just a jerk that's never been able to get a willing handy from anyone. He just gets the lack-luster "I'm about to break up with you tugjob" with zero enthusiasm, or technique.

Get a woman/partner who loves you, and likes getting you off, and the handjobs can be heavenly.

I love all kinds of sex...but vaginas and mouths don't have the dexterity to perform most hand movements, like "the doorknob" just to name one stroke.

For shame Felix. For shame...

 

[JuanVato]

que?

Apparently the OP missed the tantric massage thread with many happy endings.

There is nothing wrong with some mutual hand action.

 

[HCMike1]

I am 30 and still love handjobs

I think they are incredibly sexy. I love sitting on the couch, making out, with her hand stroking up and down my hard shaft...what's not to like??

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm a huge handjob fan. The variation of sensations is almost infinite! I even wrote an eleven-chapter series called "Hand Job Slut" (see signature) about how great they can be........Carney

 

[Redhill123]

Hmm well we had a saying in high school..."a hand job si better than no job at all" It's all good!

 

[Felix_Jones]

I'm really surprised at the level of disagreement. I'm really going to continue making my body a handjob free zone. I mean using the hand while she goes down is pretty good, but just a lazy stroke job....no thanks.

 

[RedheadKevin]

I LOVE a good handjob. The only problem can be that my cockhead can be very sensitive, so sometimes it's too much when she rubs over it too hard. Ladies, communicate! And don't be offended if he doesn't like the "Doorknob" thing.

 

[Felix_Jones]

Hmm well we had a saying in high school..."a hand job si better than no job at all" It's all good!

In high school maybe, when sex still retained its bit of novelty, but now that act has relegated itself to the lowest, most pathetic, ineffectual way to show affection physically there is. I mean, even a handshake has a formal dignity to it.

 

[toshiskitten]

In high school maybe, when sex still retained its bit of novelty, but now that act has relegated itself to the lowest, most pathetic, ineffectual way to show affection physically there is. I mean, even a handshake has a formal dignity to it.

I disagree with that. I love giving my boyfriend handjobs and I must be doing something right because he blows a huge load every time. The way I do it is sensual and loving. A girl has to be into it in order for it to feel good. Maybe the girls that gave you handjobs weren't.

 

[fuckmeat]

You know what I really hate? It's people who think their personal preferences should dictate what others do in their relationships.

Just because you can't stand handjobs doesn't mean a lot of other men don't enjoy them immensely. Communicate your preferences to your partners, and stop giving ridiculous advice to others.

What she said.

And Felix, posting a new thread every time you want to make some grand pronouncement about sex or dating is getting very old. If we all did that whenever a condescending thought popped into our heads, the forum would be too cluttered for those who have genuine queries and/or discussion topics to use it.

You don't seem capable of actual discussion. You think your opinion is fact.

Newsflash: It's not.

 

[mikesaysno]

hand jobs from women who work in a coal pit or a steel refinery can be rough...but if they moisturise ...

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Hand jobs are awesome. It's about the only time I get to watch his face as he cums.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Let me get this right; you are with a girl touching and stroking your cock, a woman who is so turned on that she wants to bring you pleasure and instead of enjoying the moment and the sensations or wondering how to bring her pleasure in return you are thinking 'ive been doing this since I was 12.'

Mate, it sounds to me like your skills as a lover are seriously lacking...

Win.

/endthread

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Hand jobs are awesome. It's about the only time I get to watch his face as he cums.

I lurve you.

Handjobs. Love 'em. Being the center of a woman's attention? Her using you like a playtoy? And at the end, you get to cum, frequently all over the aforementioned woman?

Holy crap, it's like the sex lotto jackpot.

 

[ThinkWrite]

I disagree with that. I love giving my boyfriend handjobs and I must be doing something right because he blows a huge load every time. The way I do it is sensual and loving. A girl has to be into it in order for it to feel good. Maybe the girls that gave you handjobs weren't.

Very well said

 

[jennifersdreams]

I can agree with most of this. You DO hate handjobs. You WOULD rather go without. Nothing wrong with that. I, for one, will gladly help you go without.
Even the middle point you made makes sense.
If your cock is so repulsive to her that she can't stand having it any nearer than arm's length, she should definitely leave.

I think the real problem people are having is more with the way you say it, rather than what you say.

You know what I really hate? It's hand jobs. I know, I live a pretty charmed life when that registers on my hatred scale, but I can't help it I really do.

If any ladies are reading this, if you're at the point in a relationship where a hand job the only level of sexual contact you have with your partner, just give up on it. Leave, break up, whatever. Every time I've received a hand job from a woman I though: "I've been doing this since I was 12 and you're doing it wrong."

In short, I would rather go without than have to endure even one hand job.

 

[dlefever]

Sure I like getting laid or head but o like hand jobs just the same

 

[Felix_Jones]

What she said.

And Felix, posting a new thread every time you want to make some grand pronouncement about sex or dating is getting very old. If we all did that whenever a condescending thought popped into our heads, the forum would be too cluttered for those who have genuine queries and/or discussion topics to use it.

You don't seem capable of actual discussion. You think your opinion is fact.

Newsflash: It's not.

You've hit the nail on the head. I heard a really funny Lois Ck thing about handjobs, realized that I agreed, and that my experience matched it. Seriously, I haven't liked a single one that I've had.

Discussion? Seriousness? Subtlety is something not done here. I disagree on the last point, if it wasn't for condescending thoughts popping into people's heads this forums would be empty. Still, I don't I was being condescending, I mean, inviting a respnse, some feedback seems to me the opposite of condescencion. I like hearing the opinions, I have learned from the interner...sexual and otherwise.

 

[Felix_Jones]

Win.

/endthread

There's a subtle irony there, the one giving the handjob is supposed to be the one with the skills. Yes?

 

[micky4play]

what he said...

I lurve you.

Handjobs. Love 'em. Being the center of a woman's attention? Her using you like a playtoy? And at the end, you get to cum, frequently all over the aforementioned woman?

Holy crap, it's like the sex lotto jackpot.

Absolutely! Sign me up every time....