Hamletsmaschine...

[alexandraaah]

Hamletmaschine...

is that you in your av, baby?

Damn, you should post in amateur pics forum.

 

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[Hamletmaschine]

Yeah, the fuckers didn't tell me when you got to 500 posts they turned you into a girl!

 

[alexandraaah]

do I have to have to fucking resort to emoticons again?

No. I won't. I can tell a joke without them.

I can.

Fuck.

Just this once.

 

[alexandraaah]

Alex -

Determining gender of a faceless character isn't your strong point, is it?

Oh shit, maybe she knew I was kidding.

Anyone got a Communicating over the Internet for Dummies?

Got anything at all for dummies...

 

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[Hamletmaschine]

You think you've got problems?

I turned into a fox.

Last night you were a flight attendant, as I recall.

 

[patient1]

You think you've got problems?

I turned into a fox.

Well, at least the house of commons won't let them hunt you in Britain any more...

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Re: Hamletmaschine...

is that you in your av, baby?

Damn, you should post in amateur pics forum.

I'll reveal my x-rated Emma av in due course.

But for now I'm still all aglow from the makeover DCL gave me.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Hamletmaschine...

But for now I'm still all aglow from the makeover DCL gave me.

I thought I recognized DCL's work.

 

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[lavender]

 

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[Hamletmaschine]

That's a good poem, lavy. Thanks for posting it!

Do you know James Dickey's poem, "Falling"? (I think that's the title--God, I haven't read it in over 20 years.)

 

[alexandraaah]

Alex, your lips are lush, I love that lip colour

why thank you foxy; it might be revlon's deep berry, but don't hold me to that.

 

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[Hamletmaschine]

But where's the bit about getting royally rogered in the first class toilets?

I love it when you foreign girls say "rogered." I bet Emma would say "rogered," don't you think?

Oh, Hammy, baby! C'mere and roger me with your big rogering device!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

why thank you foxy; it might be revlon's deep berry, but don't hold me to that.

Could I borrow it some time, Alex? I think I need a little color now that I'm a girl.

 

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[alexandraaah]

Could I borrow it some time, Alex? I think I need a little color now that I'm a girl.

I don't get it.

 

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[alexandraaah]

You don't??

With lips like that, that's just wrong.

I guess I can't have it all.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I don't get it.

Send me the Communicating over the Internet for Dummies book when you're done with it. I think I need help too.

 

[alexandraaah]

You don't??

With lips like that, that's just wrong.

Wait a minute, are you hitting on me?