Hamlet!!

[alexandraaah]

I have research proposal questions, do you have answers?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

You rang?

 

[alexandraaah]

You rang?

Yeah! Hey! *freaking out* Um, I'm writing a research proposal and she wants the title page to refer to section 1.06 of the APA, a document I have yet to own. Online, they want me to buy it.

Hmm...help me with my title page? What's it supposed to look like and how will it differ from the abstract?

Help me and these lips are yours for a week.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[kotori]

I have research proposal questions, do you have answers?

I thought it was going to be like "To be or not to be?"

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Thanks for stepping in, Lavy. I don't use APA. It's the Devil's style manual.

 

[alexandraaah]

Draaah, give me the cite for section 1.06 of the APA or the full name. I can get it for you and email it to you for free. I have cool access like that.

Not sure what the "cite" is. All I know is that it's a description on what the title page should look like, and it's located on section 1.06 of the APA.

You know, I wonder if my University site has access.

Hmm.

 

[alexandraaah]

Why has every fucker on this board got a thread named for them but me?

Everyone's got one - Alex, Hammy, leXie, Yogi, Ruby, Lavy... it's all so unfair

I think we're all forgetting here that's about *me*, foxysoxy.

I'm soo much more exciting than research proposals.

Well fuck if that's not the truth.

 

[alexandraaah]

Thanks for stepping in, Lavy. I don't use APA. It's the Devil's style manual.

What style did you use for your PhD?

 

[lavender]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

What style did you use for your PhD?

I used MLA.

You should be able to find APA online through your university library. They want beaucoup bucks for the book itself. (The Devil, again.)

 

[seXieleXie]

Why has every fucker on this board got a thread named for them but me?

Everyone's got one - Alex, Hammy, leXie, Yogi, Ruby, Lavy... it's all so unfair

I think we're all forgetting here that's about *me*, foxysoxy.

I'm soo much more exciting than research proposals.

i have a thread?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

you have me, what more do you want?

 

[seXieleXie]

a sandwich would be nice. this whole not eating thing is starting to get a little painful.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Think of it as a religious experience. Fasting ... meditation ... sacred sex.

 

[lavender]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Fuck me or I'll shoot you, then.

 

[KillerMuffin]

MLA rocks. Compared to APA it's multiorgasmic.






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[lavender]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

APA is the Devil's own style manual, as I said. MLA is the only path to sacred sexuality and citationality.

 

[riff]

These fuckers need to get a grip. MLA? What crap- Hamlet, I know you agree. It's crap. I should be able to write a dissertation on lit and get an Honorary PhD like Vonnegut did for Cats Cradle from University of Chicago.

I am dead fucking serious.

 

[lavender]

 

[riff]

I think Law Review work would turn you on. You are definitely twisted. But, hey we all celebrate and accept each others kinks around this joint.

Wanna come take my place? I have the most wonderful article to edit and check cites that just might do the trick for you. Who needs the blowjob delivery girl when you have the bluebook.

Surely, you mean me.

 

[lavender]