Halloween Honeymoon

[sirhugs]

not sure how you'd make a halloween honeymoon story to match the title, but how about October 31 is the only day the couple has free for the wedding, so they go ahead - and decide to have a costumed reception, leading to the usual hijinks?

Except that's Halloween Wedding, not Halloween Honeymoon...

 

[FantasyXY]

Maybe this could start out with a couple talking about how their children were all born in July.

 

[Carnevil9]

Maybe they got married at noon on Halloween, and started their honeymoon later that day, just as the sun was starting to go down and the spooks were starting to come out.......

 

[Jay321]

couple gets married 2-3 days before the Halloween. They go on a halloween themed cruise. Entire (visible) staff is costumed, some areas of the ship are off-limits unless in costume.

Maybe they go to a party, not reveling to each other what their costumes are, they agree to have sex still in costume if they can figure out who each other is. Another couple there has the same plan. They get it wrong...

 

[Hypoxia]

not sure how you'd make a halloween honeymoon story to match the title, but how about October 31 is the only day the couple has free for the wedding, so they go ahead - and decide to have a costumed reception, leading to the usual hijinks?

Except that's Halloween Wedding, not Halloween Honeymoon...

True story: A very close relative wed a celeb chef on a stormy Hallowe'en night. In a great Gothic hall in San Francisco. With all attendees is full formal masque. (I was in African robes and feathered mask.) TOCCATA & FUGUE Dm was the processional organ music. Reception was in the same hall, with exquisite food prepared by her bridegroom's buddies, The City's top young chefs.

Hmmm, a HALLOWE'EN HONEYMOON tale would obviously put the newlyweds in a haunted-house or -hotel situation. Spirits appear and 'help' the fucking, etc. Or maybe ghostly incest, with relative's spirits joining the fun. Or they honeymoon in a Latino setting during Days of the Dead fests that get carried away. Or an elite erotic resort or cruise line offers bare-ass Hallowe'en Honeymoon packages with customized service. Cue the group sex.

EDIT - Erotic Horror version: The newlyweds duck into their honeymoon suite. Whilst momentarily separated, an incubus takes the bride through a plain-looking magic portal to a bedroom; a succubus does likewise with the groom. Both are subjected to hot demonic sex. Reunited, their sex life seems pale, so they ramp-up the action to demonic levels. Cue the body fluids and screaming.

 

[Kantarii]

This year for Halloween, I'm dressing up like a guy, dammit! I just hope the clothes I got for Christmas last year fit.... HahaKant

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm not sure where we're doing Hallowe'en / Days of the Dead this year. Maybe Sedona or Tucson or Nogales. Past parties around Guatemala City and Veracruz were fab but we're not driving the motorhome that far south now. Dress up? Staying clothed is enough. Maybe I should take my feather masque, just in case.

Plot bunny: They married earlier but job constraints delayed the honeymoon till autumn, after the end of tourist season. They booked into a remote Victorian B&B inn that closes in a week; till then, they have it to themselves. In a back-of-the-closet chest they find old classy clothes, super-duds of a prior century. They don them -- and are transported back a century, to when the house was a lively if remote brothel. Ghostly sex ensues.

 

[Raziel83]

I am reminded of an adult comic where newlyweds had to deal with some family curses. In fact, they both were trying to warn the other about the family curse that would strike on their wedding night and the first confusion was that both families carried such a curse.

The husbands curse was the first to appear, a demoness dressed in victorian era clothing with a mission to prevent the couple from conceiving a child. ...It would do this by appearing wherever they tried to spend the night together. ...Because obviously having sex is impossible if someone is watching. The couple question her why didn't she appear when they first had sex after engagement, or after moving together or more importantly, the first time they had sex. At which point the demoness is horrified at the thought that they have had premarital sex (she obviously came from a rather more conservative era and the husbands family was a rather more old fashioned as well. At least until he met her.)

The couple also points out that they are not at all bothered by people watching though they prefer for them to join in. And in a rather amusing twist to how the erotic stories with demons go they instead seduce the demoness.

Afterwards they had nearly forgotten about the OTHER curse but their brief anticipation of a foursome turns out to be misplaced because the husband turns into a frog at midnight. Apparently the wife had an ancestor who did not want to have sex all the time and the husband would become a frog each night at midnight and turn back to human at dawn.

 

[Hypoxia]

A frog-husband does indeed have limited opportunities for sex with a human -- although I recall underground comix about a Southern girls loving her big, talking boo-fy. Perhaps the demoness of the first curse can work some magic to increase hubby's size and intelligence. Maybe some other swamp creature (a were-alligator?) can be called in for a foursome. Let's make the were-gator a witch who twists the couples' curses so they can all enjoy frenzied MFFF fucking. Hubby (in giant-frog form) impregnates wife, demoness, and were-gator. I wonder what the kids will look like...