Halliburton to take over ports.

[Roxanne Appleby]

This just in from National Public Radio:

"Reports surfaced today that there is considerable anxiety in certain quarters regarding the national security implications of rumors begun on a popular erotica web site that the corporate bogeyman du jour may be positioning itself to take over U.S. port operations, as well as Disneyland, Hollywood, Kansas, and parts of Peoria, Illinois. No comment yet from Halliburton spokemen."

 

[amicus]

Roxanne Appleby]This just in from National Public Radio:

"Reports surfaced today that there is considerable anxiety in certain quarters regarding the national security implications of rumors begun on a popular erotica web site that the corporate bogeyman du jour may be positioning itself to take over U.S. port operations, as well as Disneyland, Hollywood, Kansas, and parts of Peoria, Illinois. No comment yet from Halliburton spokemen."[/[/I]QUOTE]

Hah! You get my vote, girl!

Amicus chuckles his way through Peoria, bound for Podunk...