Halfway house for lazy and ineffective dominants

[Mr Blonde]

Yes, little subbies! If you want a boring and ineffective master, you have come to the right thread.

I will complain endlessly about my problems and you will be a sympathetic listener.

I will give you silly little assignments and you will be snorting No-Doze staying awake trying to finish them.

I will make you keep a weblog but I will never bother to check it.

Okay, first three subbies to reply get an online collar from me. We can put each other's names in our sig tags and flirt about ficticious encounters that will never happen.

Who is interested?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Yes, little subbies! If you want a boring and ineffective master, you have come to the right thread.

I will complain endlessly about my problems and you will be a sympathetic listener.

I will give you silly little assignments and you will be snorting No-Doze staying awake trying to finish them.

I will make you keep a weblog but I will never bother to check it.

Okay, first three subbies to reply get an online collar from me. We can put each other's names in our sig tags and flirt about ficticious encounters that will never happen.

Who is interested?

If they have husbands, will you order them to send them MY way? I have My eye on this new car...

 

[Mr Blonde]

Okay, will do!

Hmmm....no nibbles so far but it is naptime for this wornout dinosaur.

*leaves three collars on the front stoop*

It is like when you were a kid out trick-or-treating on Halloween. There was always the lazy house that just put a bucket of candy on the porch with a note saying "Only Take ONE!"

Yeah, right.... I was the kid who would take 100 Sugar Sticks.

So help yourself to the online collars, but please be fair and limit yourself to one per submissive.

And shhh....please post quietly. I will be snoozing.

 

[Never]

Re: Re: Halfway house for lazy and ineffective dominants

If they have husbands, will you order them to send them MY way? I have My eye on this new car...

Wait.. Having a sub is like having money?

 

[niteshade]

ohhhhh!! do i get a collar?

 

[Zaudika]

Okay, will do!

Hmmm....no nibbles so far but it is naptime for this wornout dinosaur.

*leaves three collars on the front stoop*

It is like when you were a kid out trick-or-treating on Halloween. There was always the lazy house that just put a bucket of candy on the porch with a note saying "Only Take ONE!"

Yeah, right.... I was the kid who would take 100 Sugar Sticks.

So help yourself to the online collars, but please be fair and limit yourself to one per submissive.

And shhh....please post quietly. I will be snoozing.

OOoo!.. and of course having us collar ourselves as you sleep is a wonderfully lazy and ineffective masterly thing for you to do!... Yay!!..

Maybe I'll just put on all three and dance around the porch slamming things to wake you up......

Its the No-doze, I swear.

 

[niteshade]

Hey... you cant do that! I was here first! One of those collars is mine! I am gonna telllllll <obnoxious whine>

 

[Zaudika]

Hey... you cant do that! I was here first! One of those collars is mine! I am gonna telllllll <obnoxious whine>

SSSSHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!... Gads!!.. FINE!!! ...

*throws a collar at you*

Hmm,... might be better anyways if I have someone to share all of the boring assignments and no-dose that our lazy and ineffective Dom gives!..

 

[Bluereign]

Silence!

Be quiet you subs or I will have to punish you severely...

*hmm what did I do those tennis balls and racket...*

 

[Ebonyfire]

Ya'll are so unruly. Just wait. Your ass is grass and the lawnmower is coming!

 

[Zaudika]

Re: Silence!

Be quiet you subs or I will have to punish you severely...

*hmm what did I do those tennis balls and racket...*

Are you yet another fierce, lazy and ineffective Dom?? ...

*shaking*

 

[Zaudika]

Ya'll are so unruly. Just wait. Your ass is grass and the lawnmower is coming!

Now I *know* you don't fit into this category.

I don't believe you're lazy, and I know you're quite effective.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Now I *know* you don't fit into this category.

I don't believe you're lazy, and I know you're quite effective.

Oh I am. I'm like Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles...my song is "I'm so tired..."

 

[Ebonyfire]

After all, if I give direction, I will forget to follow up and then I will punish you anyway. Always keeping you off guard, you can never win!

 

[Zaudika]

Oh I am. I'm like Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles...my song is "I'm so tired..."

I've never seen Blazing Saddles. Or heard the song...

 

[Zaudika]

After all, if I give direction, I will forget to follow up and then I will punish you anyway. Always keeping you off guard, you can never win!

Never win!? Does that mean I never get rewarded?? Because I've never done a good enough job to please you!??! .... <pout>

..not fair..

 

[Ebonyfire]

Never win!? Does that mean I never get rewarded?? Because I've never done a good enough job to please you!??! .... <pout>

..not fair..

Exactly! who cares if you are rewarded? It is all about Me!

now stay in the spirit of the thread!

 

[Ebonyfire]

I've never seen Blazing Saddles. Or heard the song...

It is sooo funny. She is too tired to sing almost!

 

[Zaudika]

Exactly! who cares if you are rewarded? It is all about Me!

now stay in the spirit of the thread!

Yes Mistress, of course, always about you and your laziness of course!!! .....

So wonderfully ineffective of you to not want to offer me any praise or rewards.

What was I thinking!?!?

And the laziness..... ahh... it's perfect!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Yes Mistress, of course, always about you and your laziness of course!!! .....

So wonderfully ineffective of you to not want to offer me any praise or rewards.

What was I thinking!?!?

And the laziness..... ahh... it's perfect!

Us real Dom/mes are here for the abuse, everyone know that!

 

[Mr Blonde]

Hey... you cant do that! I was here first! One of those collars is mine! I am gonna telllllll <obnoxious whine>

*Mr Blonde is confused, doesn't know what to do....*

 

[Mr Blonde]

SSSSHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!... Gads!!.. FINE!!! ...

*throws a collar at you*

Hmm,... might be better anyways if I have someone to share all of the boring assignments and no-dose that our lazy and ineffective Dom gives!..

*MrBlonde looks around at the domlier doms, hoping they will give him a clue of how to handle this situation*

Oh noooo, the submissives are bickering and I don't know how to make them stop.

Should I try discipline? How do I do that?

 

[Mr Blonde]

I haven't showered in six days. Can someone give me a tongue-bath?

 

[StarCandies]

My dog probably would!

 

[Ebonyfire]

I haven't showered in six days. Can someone give me a tongue-bath?

Now that is lazy!