Hairy Putter at 18 - The Uncut Version

[GratefulFred]

(c) GratefulFred

(If any of you others have any adult versions of the popular Hairy Putter series, please throw them up or show a link)

Hey Ron, you want to go and hypnotize a few Handcuffle girls into having sex with us?
I'd like to but that damn witch Goodtime made my cock go limp.
Huh? Why'd she do that?
Well we are in the commons taking hits from my bong and that girl really can't handle herself and so went off and blasted my wiener.
Shit. Can't you try a counter spell?
Naw...she's working on some potion but it's gonna take some time.
(Entering) Well...well...well...if it isn't Mr. Famous and his red headed pimp with a bent cock.
Fuck off Mallfly.
I'll be going but I first wanted to tell you Ron, Jean Knee does like the Slythering one-eyed snake.
I'll kill you Mallfly.
(Entering) What's going on here?
Ah...nothing Professor Snapel.
Shouldn't you JPGdoors be some place?
Yeah we'll be going...
And by the way Mr. Easily, I'm gonna give 5 points to JPGdoor...
What, you can't...
Quiet Mallfly...
As I was saying, I'm awarding 5 points to JPGdoor to Jean Knee for her excellent oral presentation on the whole of Slythering (heehee)
Ron, let's get out of here...
Damn straight and Mom's gonna straighten up my sister...

(While later...)
Hey guys...
What is it Goodtime?
Oh don't be sore at me for turning your cock soft...you know I'll let you do me when you get hard again.
Yeah I know.
Well as I was saying I think I know a way to get rid of Voldepuss for good this time.
Christ Goodtime...Ever since he gave me this lightning bolt scar I been battling him basically every year. Can't the guy just give up and pick on someone else?
’fraid not Hairy. The guys been typecast, unable to get work on other movies, and thus he keeps on fighting you.
Betcha he's got nude picks of J.K. Tokings or something.
Probably so. At any rate, this spell should do the trick.
Let me see that...
Hmmm...Are you sure Goodtime?
I've studied Voldepuss. He only fights you Hairy because in school your Dad picked your Mom and Voldepuss got jealous and started killing for the hell of it.
Well I hope it works...

(Making his grand appearance)
Hairy Putter...we meet again!
Oh it's you Voldepuss. Well take this...Penisis Enlargementis.
Ha...ha...ha...Pretty weak spell if I do say so myself young Hairy. Enlarging my penis and all. That shall be nothing compared to what I do to you and your meddling friends.
Hey Hairy?
Yes Ron...
That dialogue comes straight out of Scooby “You know who”.
Yeah...the writing on this post really blows.
Agreed.
So Voldepuss, whatcha think of your big ass penis now?
Not bad. In fact I kind of like it. 2-feet tall and still growing.
(Whispering) Hey guys...Keep talking.
OK Goodtime.
So Voldepuss...whatcha gonna do with your 3-foot tall penis?
I don't know. It seems kind of heavy and all...hey where'd my feet go and my hands? I'm merging into the penis.

(Suddenly Voldepuss vanishes totally into a large penis)
Well what are we going to do now that Voldepuss is a 5-foot tall penis?
Oh I thought of that? Hey Orbert?
Oh no...You’re not going to?
Even Voldepuss doesn't deserve to get eaten that way.

(Orbert the Dragon gobbles up the 5-foot long penis as Hairy and Ron look away)
Ok boys...it's over. Ya know Ron, Hairy, watching that cock getting eaten kind of turned me on.
Yeah...but a lot of good it'll do...hey wait...my cock has returned to normal. How is that? I didn't take the potion.
I didn't make your cock soft Ron, I just put a magic condom on it. I guess it just faded.
Holy shit girl.
Your one wild witch babe.
Come on boys. Let’s go down to the Dungeon. I got a nice treat for you waiting there.
Sure...like what?
Well I did manage to get some of Troubledoor's stash.
You girl...is bad.
Party on.
Hogtorts rocks!

The End

If you liked this tale, my "Unwashed Shorts" collection will give you a rise.

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[nushu2]

You felt the need to copyright that, eh? Since I don't have any kids, I missed out on all the Hairy Putter hype.

If you want to partner up on something creative and funny, like one paragraph at a time, I'm up for it. As long as it's not about American politics.

 

[vargas111]

I'd love a version where Hemoine and all the othere girls and women teachers at Hogwarts get pregnant!

 

[GratefulFred]

I betcha...

...something could be said about those different tasting jelly beans. I mean the wizarding school kids are so into trying new things that Fred and George should be having their own harem of drugged out chics.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

Re: I betcha...

...something could be said about those different tasting jelly beans. I mean the wizarding school kids are so into trying new things that Fred and George should be having their own harem of drugged out chics.

Yeah, Bertie Botts jelly beans in all flavours ... including cum flavour and pussy flavour ....

Oh, and just to add: When I look at how the actress of Hermione changed from Movie 1 to Movie 3 .... she is already a very good looking teenage girl. Now imagine, how she will look when she is 18 - a hot looking, and most important a legal girl .....

 

[GratefulFred]

Other ideas...

Those ghosts outta be doing some stuff and I'm sure a couple of girls out here would love to go down on the half giant dude.

No comment on the teeny bopper.

P.S. Nushu I was gonna include this with a whole version of my parodies. Sorry for the copyright which is of course available for purchase with my marvel comic books.

 

[nushu2]

Just had this amusing image of that two-headed dog. While one head is barking aggresively, the other would be licking himself.

Not sexy but you can thank my dog for the inspiration.