Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave!!

[trysail]

Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave
15 April 2009
By Carl Schreck / The Moscow Times
http://www.moscowtimes.ru/article/1292/42/376242.htm

In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon.

Attentive Crime Watch readers will need little more than the first paragraph of this post to understand that this bizarre saga was relayed by the intrepid crime hacks over at the web site Life.ru, which, together with newspaper Tvoi Den, is setting the bar extremely high for sensationalist scoops.

According to Life.ru, the events unfolded on the evening of March 14 as the stylist was wrapping up her shift at the salon in the Kaluga region town of Meshchovsk.

The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.

At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.

Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.

Curiously, Life.ru reports, Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.

But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.

The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to "take off his underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let her do as she pleases, lest she call the cops, Life.ru said.

She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.

First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaint posted on Life.ru.

Olga was apparently incensed when she learned of the complaint. She had, after all, even tried to be nice to her purported captive.

"What a jerk," Life.ru quoted her as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left."

The following day, Olga filed a complaint with police, asking that Viktor be charged in the salon robbery. Life.ru posted a copy of her statement as well.

"I don't know what's going to happen now," the web site quoted a local police officer as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault."

I'm exhausted.

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Managing editor Carl Schreck cut his journalism teeth as a crime reporter
for The Moscow Times and now spends an unhealthy amount of time scanning the web for the most disturbing and tragicomic crimes Russia has to offer. You can email him at schreck@imedia.ru.

 

[xssve]

Plot Bunny!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Coffee Spew!

 

[Liar]

Well, that was weird.

Reading the headline, I was expecting more of a Pulp Fiction thing though.

 

[3113]

Plot Bunny!

Actually, I think one of our writers should sue! She obviously sole this idea from one of us!

 

[Saucy_Sage]

I love food porn! Guy got "squeezed like a lemon?" Awwww.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I love food porn! Guy got "squeezed like a lemon?" Awwww.

Led Zep is popular in the eastern blok-- who knew?

 

[NoJo]

How come that stuff never happens to me

 

[slyc_willie]

She gave him clothes, food and drink, and a thousand rubles . . . I'd say charge her with solicitation, and he with prostitution.

Is there a Russian version of Jerry Springer?

 

[Xelebes]

How come that stuff never happens to me

I know, eh?

 

[Dragonlipz]

Why do we bother to write fiction? Who could make this stuff up, better yet, who'd believe it?
TS, you scored with this one.......

 

[trysail]

The story certainly gave new meaning to the observation:
"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!"

In the instant case, an apparent inability "to do the time"
resulted in the forced-feeding of Viagra!




I feel more and more sympathy for "Viktor." It is, undeniably, difficult to pass judgment on Olga's behavior without a detailed account of " 'actions of a sexual nature' that left him with injured sexual organs." The simile and thought of being "squeezed like a lemon" sounds perfectly frightful and doesn't hold a great deal of appeal. Impartiality is essentially impossible without the specifics of "injured sexual organs."

Was the poor fellow merely laid, re-laid and par-laid? Was he simply fucked until his frenulum was chafed or were his injuries more grevious?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm not sure that I want to know!

 

[Guest]

Plot Bunny!

Sardax already beat the Russians to it in his drawing of a naked man tied to the wall of a salon with one fully-clothed woman teasing him while another, dresssed in lingerie, sits and brushes her hair.

 

[trysail]

I'm not going to start a new thread just for this:

Full article: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601110&sid=a8e.gTunnZUI

( Fair Use Excerpt )
BMW Heiress Klatten Wins Ruling Against Jailed Sex-Blackmailer
By Karin Matussek

Nov. 27 (Bloomberg) -- Susanne Klatten, Germany’s wealthiest woman and member of automaker BMW’s controlling family, won a 9.5 million euro ($14.2 million) judgment against the man who blackmailed her over sex tapes.

Klatten won a civil case in the Augsburg Regional Court against Helg Sgarbi, a Swiss national sentenced to six years in prison in March. The judges issued a default judgment because Sgarbi didn’t appear to defend against the claim, court spokesman Maximilian Hofmeister said in an interview today. Sgarbi didn’t appeal, he said.

At his Munich trial Sgarbi admitted threatening to distribute a video taken during a two-month affair with Klatten in 2007 and tried to extort 49 million euros from her. He had made a living by starting affairs with affluent women who then became his victims.

Klatten can try to enforce the ruling over the next 30 years. She may also seek repayment of about 89,000 euros of court fees, said Hofmeister. Sgarbi’s attorney Egon Geis said his client didn’t defend against the claim because he couldn’t afford the legal fees. Sgarbi doesn’t accept that he owes Klatten the money, said Geis.

“With the judgment at hand, she can seize any assets Sgarbi may win in the future,”...

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Having money isn't all it's cracked up to be. A lot of people think it's going to solve all their problems. They're wrong.

 

[SlickTony]

Yeah, but at least you get a set of different problems...

 

[TE999]

Leave us not forget 'Olga' was trained in the martial arts. She obviously learned Mung Fu, the art of flexing a woman's pussy muscles to give maximum pleasure to her partner. Mung Fu Masters (Mistresses?) are said to have such control they can squeeze the balls off a gnat. This technique can also be used if the woman isn't satisfied sexually.

If you're a premature ejaculator you can get in serious trouble.

 

[SlickTony]

The story certainly gave new meaning to the observation:
"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!"

In the instant case, an apparent inability "to do the time"
resulted in the forced-feeding of Viagra!




I feel more and more sympathy for "Viktor." It is, undeniably, difficult to pass judgment on Olga's behavior without a detailed account of " 'actions of a sexual nature' that left him with injured sexual organs." The simile and thought of being "squeezed like a lemon" sounds perfectly frightful and doesn't hold a great deal of appeal. Impartiality is essentially impossible without the specifics of "injured sexual organs."

Was the poor fellow merely laid, re-laid and par-laid? Was he simply fucked until his frenulum was chafed or were his injuries more grevious?

One has to keep bearing in mind that had he not burst into the salon with the intent to commit armed robbery, all this would never have happened to him. You are, one assumes, familiar with the concept of "occupational hazard." This was a rather unusual hazard, but in Texas or Florida, he might simply have gotten himself shot.

 

[Edward Teach]

Plot Bunny!

Actually, I have a brief outline of a story that's similar only it's a cat burglar whom a guy awakens to find in his room and it's a beautiful (what else) she.