Hail to the Countess!!

[Friendly Dragon]

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To everyone who's had the incredible fortune to know this wonderful lady, please join me in ushering in the newest member of the Literotica Thousand Club...

the alluringly beautiful, curvaciously desirable, enchantingly fabulous, gorgeously huggable, incredibly juicy, kissably lickable, magnificently naughty, orgasmically perfect, quaffably relishable, sweetly tastable, unforgettably voluptuous, wickedly XXX-rated, yearningly zestful...

the delightful diva of my dreams

the epitome of erotic excellence

the damsel in demand

my true inspiration

my friend

Please give it up for the amazing...

Countess DeWinter!!

Congratulations sexy

The drinks are on me!!

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[Renegade]

Congrats!

<holds up glass> Cheers to the Countess! May she grace the BB for many years to come!

 

[Juliangel]

Congratulations Countess

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Happy 1000 Countess!!!

.... hey Friendly Dragon ... pass some of that bubbly my way .... even though it is damn early in the morning ....

Congratulations Countess darling ....

You're just a soul whose intentions are good ...

Lit board please don't let her be misunderstood ...

<holding up my glass in your honor baby>

 

[R Nitelight]

Countess DeWinter

Congratulations, My Dear Countess.

 

[R Nitelight]

Wait a minute. The Countess isn't over 1000 yet. What's going on here?

 

[Ambrosious]

5 minutes

in the something new and different thread should fix that.

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

I know. Some clowns are putting up ridiculous post numbers thanks to that thread.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Good lord, give me 5 minutes!!

 

[R Nitelight]

Countess DeWinter

What can we do in 5 minutes?

 

[Guest]

CHEERS!

 

[Friendly Dragon]

*cough cough* ahem, everyone just ignore that, it's just a quirk in the space time continuum, she's well over 1000 posts really

 

[R Nitelight]

Friendly Dragon

The important thing is that we got to pay tribute to a fine lady.

 

[Friendly Dragon]

Even better...

server lag, that's what it is. Yep, server lag...

 

[Friendly Dragon]

Totally agree Nightlite, or may I call you R?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

*blushing*

Okay....here it is.

<sound of crickets>

rather anticlimactic, isn't it? *giggling*

Thank you Jon *kiss*
And a big kiss to Nite, Indy, and anyone who stops by! I'm feeling quite friendly!

Cheers all! Come in, have a drink and get naked!

 

[Merelan]

Strolling by, no secret intentions, honestly...
whistle, whistle...

And what shall we call the divine Countess now?

 

[Friendly Dragon]

it's never anticlimatic with you Countess

Ok here we go...


*shaking and popping open the champagne bottle*

oops, I appear to have inadvertantly soaked you clean through! How unfortunate

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Darn! I guess I'll just have to get naked


Merelan, my sweet, I haven't quite decided yet. But it will be some reference, I'm sure, to erotic desires and complete fulfillment and perhaps undreamed-of fantasies.

[Edited by Countess DeWinter on 01-03-2001 at 06:54 AM]

 

[Merelan]

But you are our dreamed of fantasy...

and don't I get a kiss?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

of course, Merelan!!

*licking your lips then pressing my lips to yours for a lingering, pulse-pounding, breath-stealing, nipple-erecting, pussy-wetting kiss*

like that?

 

[Merelan]

Still reeling from the kiss... I try to respond, but can only mutter a few moans...
I think for your initiation into the 1000 poster club we need to get a warning label and place it strategically somewhere on you. My God woman!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Only if said label will make all those sexy Lit men -- hell, and the women too -- want to come closer to see what it's all about...close enough that I can touch...and then they're trapped, right?

 

[Friendly Dragon]

Honestly! You leave two sex goddesses alone in a thread for an hour and look what happens!

*shaking and opening another bottle*

oops, sorry ladies, you rather seem to have caught the brunt of that I don't pop my cork for every girl I see, honest...

So Countess, tell me...does that label say "please handle with care" or "please handle without care"... ?

 

[Merelan]

It says... Handle.... no, that's your sign. And I cannot help it when you leave me with her what the hell do you expect of us? Would you rather we sat around doing each others nails and gossiping?