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- Jun 6, 2001
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In Japan, the standard and seriously terse error messages found in Windows have been replaced by Haiku poetry.
Enjoy ..........
> ------------------------
> Your file was so big.
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
> ------------------------
> The Web site you seek
> Cannot be located, but
> Countless more exist.
> ------------------------
> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent and reboot.
> Order shall return.
> ------------------------
> Aborted effort.
> Close all that you have worked on.
> You ask far too much.
> ------------------------
> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No-one hears your screams.
> ------------------------
> Yesterday it worked.
> Today it is not working.
> Windows is like that.
> ------------------------
> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
> ------------------------
> A crash reduces
> Your expensive computer
> To a simple stone.
> ------------------------
> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
> ------------------------
> You step in the stream,
> But the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
> ------------------------
> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
> ------------------------
> Having been erased,
> The document you're seeking
> Must now be retyped.
Enjoy ..........
> ------------------------
> Your file was so big.
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
> ------------------------
> The Web site you seek
> Cannot be located, but
> Countless more exist.
> ------------------------
> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent and reboot.
> Order shall return.
> ------------------------
> Aborted effort.
> Close all that you have worked on.
> You ask far too much.
> ------------------------
> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No-one hears your screams.
> ------------------------
> Yesterday it worked.
> Today it is not working.
> Windows is like that.
> ------------------------
> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
> ------------------------
> A crash reduces
> Your expensive computer
> To a simple stone.
> ------------------------
> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
> ------------------------
> You step in the stream,
> But the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
> ------------------------
> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
> ------------------------
> Having been erased,
> The document you're seeking
> Must now be retyped.
