hahahahahaha

[Never]

Laurel:
"You know, a vase of mixed flowers would work as a centerpiece, too."
Yeah, I was thinking of flowers too but she told me they were unoriginal.. so I figured a human skull would be something she'd never see coming.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I know who this troll is. I've seen it post under it's registered name before. I just can't remember the name... dammit.

 

[Starfish]

This is all pretty stupid too, as most everything else you'll find here but it's home, and it's a nice home, with pillows.

 

[Guest]

I just went over to the something new and different thread, and after 26,000 posts, it's still stupid as fuck.

Glad to help.

 

[Azwed]

I just went over to the something new and different thread, and after 26,000 posts, it's still stupid as fuck.

oh it is still funny. It is a great way to see how the mind's of certain people work. You read it long enough and you can see a patern from some people.

*shouted from the roof tops loud and clear*

Public hanging of Angel's troll. All lit members may attend.

PUBLIC HANGING OF ANGELS TROLL COME ONE COME ALL TO THE HANGING

 

[Nicole]

lol becayse shes stupid and trusts whan peple send her fake stuff and its fun to watch her look like an ifiot plus shes ugly and a jerk adn she think im her friend lollol bie

What the hell is an ifiot?

I don't often agree with the man, but I agree with what Problem Child said ... Someone left me off the "Need to Know" list I guess.

Grow a fucking brain, who do you think people will trust and believe? Angel or a Dickhead that has no clue what their saying?

Fuck off back to your hole.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, I was thinking of flowers too but she told me they were unoriginal.. so I figured a human skull would be something she'd never see coming.

You're probably right about that. A human skull makes a statement, that's for sure.

 

[Never]

Laurel:
"You're probably right about that. A human skull makes a statement, that's for sure."

And I'm almost certain that she doesn't have a skull already.
Now stop being a Gen-X slacker and go get me that man's skull, small and deformed though it may be.

 

[bluntforcemama]

*sigh* Angel is a target of trolls because she's sweet and gorgeous and smart, and I know that jealousy can reign supreme when it comes down to it. She gets hate mail weekly, that I know of. If someone has indeed betrayed her trust, it's a sad affair, because they not only lost a great friend, they also hurt her as well, and that is unforgettable. Trusting someone isn't a bad thing, it only requires caution, and I'm sure that everyone here knows that she is as real and genuine here as she is offline. I think Literotica BB is lucky to have her as a member. She doesn't need this troll crap, she's done nothing wrong.

 

[plasticman33]

Sounds like that fool......

YAYATI! Maybe he's tired of getting no response to his posting(ravings).

 

[Harpoon]

Someone left me off the "Need to Know" list I guess.

Consider yourself one of the lucky ones

 

[Sweetlola]

hahaha i am gay and i had this friend an she betrade me and she tried to brake my rerlationship up and turn my dfriends against me and now im all pisse off and whiny and i em stupid and dumb haha
ahnd now im gona go cyry

bie.

I don't know Angel. I've never even spoken to Angel, but I've been visiting this board long enough to see that she's obviously a warm-hearted and sincere person throughout. I enjoy reading her posts and get angry at the thought that one person's stupidity could possibly threaten her existence here on the board. What I'm getting at, I suppose is... if there's going to be a troll hanging, I'm there! This whole thing is ridiculous.

 

[TonyG]

PUBLIC HANGING OF ANGELS TROLL COME ONE COME ALL TO THE HANGING

I will gladly be at the hanging.


I hate all trolls of this nature and would back up anyone who is their target. But, pick on someone I happen to love and cherish and hate becomes a very mild word.

 

[cymbidia]

Here ye, here ye...

There's major paranoia running my show at the moment.

I wasn't even online but for brief minutes yesterday and i don't know BK at all (or whatever Angel's honey's name is). (Isn't BK some kinda fast food? The nick must not be BK then, i must just be hungry.)

However, it's an relatively open secret that Angel and i are having a difference of opinion regarding how publicly and how nastily one disses one's supposed friends in public.

Therefore, i'd like to take the chance to say this right upfront:
I do not troll.
Never have.
Never will.

I've never posted under anything but my own nick except once or twice when i was testing Creidhne's nick.

If i have something to say to anyone, i do so to thier face, either in a thread or in PM's (where most shit and crap and hard feelings SHOULD fucking be taken care of beween friends, dammit).

I don't know anything at all about any trolls, Angel's trolls or anyone else's. (Okay, i know that KM sometimes trolls, but she does funny, topical, interesting stuff, not mean stuff. DCL probably trolls, too, in the same amusing and non-harmful manner. That's all i know about trolls and who does them.)

It's WAY beneath my dignity to play the mean troll game and if i began to take this place so seriously that i felt i needed to troll, i'd put myself on a necessary and extended Lit time out before i'd stoop so low.

I despise the discord and animosity the bad trolls sow among us.

Any questions?

 

[Angel]

Cymbidia

I know it isn't you.

 

[shadowsource]

I believe you, cym -

I don't understand this troll thing and I wish there were some good shrinks in the group to address some of these issues, of which there are certainly a lot just now. Does it have to do with the present crisis? At least a handful of regular, popular members are under attack. I could say that it makes me want to leave, but that would only encourage at least some of them. Perhaps people should boycott anyone who is truly exposed as a troll, at least such persistent, truly bloody minded ones as this creature. It gives me the creeps that people I might be communing with are capable of such cess.

 

[cymbidia]

Thank you both.

I'm relieved, Angel, that you know it's not me. All we need between us at the moment is more twisty discord. It's hard enough working through one problem without heaping more atop the stinky heap.

As far as that sinky heap goes, i think you have bigger fish to fry at the moment, stuff more pressing than our relatively low-priority difference of opinion. But, let's do get back to that one eventually, shall we?

I hope you catch your troll.

I've only been meanly trolled once, one post, and it was shocking and it hurt. I can't really imagine how incredibly distressing ongoing attacks would be but i can offer my sympathy.

 

[Mistress]

Jesus Christ, can't have a fucking day without some asshole trolling good people........


Angel babe, you know we love you. MUAH!

 

[sexy-girl]

i joked about it when i got trolled but that was only because it wasnt a very mean one ... but this guy/girl deserves to have bad things happen to it


im sorry angel i guess that when you open up personal information to people here horrible people can sometimes take advantage of it ... i hope you carry on being yourself though because your really a great person

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

King Yayati was old and near death. His ten sons stood by his bedside. The King opened his eyes to speak to the Angel of Death standing a the window, "I am the richest King. Let me live longer and I will reward you.

Death smiled and replied, "What would I do with gold? If somebody gives me his years then I will live longer." Seeing his father's pliable face, the youngest Prince replied, "Father, I will. I love you." Tears came to the old King's eyes. "Thank you my son." The King lived another hundred years, becoming even more self-indulgent.

At the end of the century, Death appeared, "King Yayati, come with me." The King said, "Death, I want to live longer." Death responded, "Who will give up his years for you?" The eldest son said, "I will, Father. You have been my loving mentor. I have enjoyed life enough."

When King Yayati was three centuries old and his demise imminent, he was prepared and said to Death, "We can bargain. I asked one of my sons who agreed to give up his years." Death replied: "Will each son relinquish their years?" The King's lust for pleasure blinded him not to see his sons' well being. He audaciously requested that they give up their years. They did.

At the end of a thousand years, King Yayati faced the Angel of Death whose voice commanded, "Your sons are gone, King Yayati. Come with me." The Kind could no longer barter. He became depressed and died alone. The richestKing became known as the unhappiest person on earth. In all of history, King Yayati died the most miserable death, his only contribution to the world.

 

[shadowsource]

Excellent, Dill!

Where'd you find that exquisite legend. I peeked at the lil bugger's post and found it pretty funny. Might take him off ignore. He's funnier than any of the trolls and at least half of the regulars. And he missed us! I think he has a crush on PC....

 

[Dillinger]

Its in the Mahabharata. Hindu legend.

 

[plasticman33]

Yep,

That was a good one!

 

[Guest]

see wher bein a dumbass mean bitch gets you?hahaha! doesnt mattre who siad nice stuff. your just nasty trash an always will be.