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Not exactly "in public" but behind my desk in an open concept office ;-)
 
This happens to me all of the time. I have roughly an hour commute by rail to my job every day and I frequently catch a nap on the way in. Similar to morning wood I suppose, 7 out of 10 times when I wake up I get an instant boner and have to find a way to strategically move it to a less visible position...other than that, I'm too old to stress about it.
 
This happens to me all of the time. I have roughly an hour commute by rail to my job every day and I frequently catch a nap on the way in. Similar to morning wood I suppose, 7 out of 10 times when I wake up I get an instant boner and have to find a way to strategically move it to a less visible position...other than that, I'm too old to stress about it.

Same thing happens to me. I used to get hard-ons on my way to my in-laws because I am tired. I never understood that personally.
 
Same thing happens to me. I used to get hard-ons on my way to my in-laws because I am tired. I never understood that personally.

The "yawning" hardon. Something in the reflex that causes one to yawn can also cause an erection. I don't understand it either. Google it. Lots of evidence it happens but not much scientific explanation.

Edit: Found this explanation (not sure if it's a Doctor but it sounds good to me!)

"The parasympathetic nervous system (PSNS) is one of the two main divisions of the autonomic nervous system (ANS). The ANS is responsible for regulation of internal organs and glands, which occurs unconsciously. To be specific, the parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of "rest-and-digest" activities that occur when the body is at rest, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation."

Yawning is a way to stretch the lungs, as well as other muscles. This increases a person's heart rate and makes a person feel more awake. So, being tired might cause you to yawn, and when you yawn, the stretching might make you wake up a little bit.

Yawning is a sign of parasympathetic nervous system activation, which is why you are popping that boner."
 
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Happened to me walking in to work yesterday morning.
I was, err, daydreaming, fantasising, got quite a big bulge in my trousers.
Then this girl was coming the other way on the path.
I tried to put my hands in my jacket pockets to pull it across it and hide it but she noticed it and smirked as she walked past me!
 
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