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BlackSnake

BlackSnake

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I was thinking about, what if a guy wanted tits. Nice big tits that he normally couldn't keep his eyes off. I mean, some guys love big tits. Why not get tits of your own? You don't even have to be gay. Just say, "hey doc, give me a set of those big maam-ma-jamas. The 38DD Supersized ones." Just think of the fun you can have feeling yourself up while jerking yourself off.

Oh, what will people say if you went topless?
 
Because the fun thing about tits is getting slapped when you squeeze them.
 
This thread reminds me of the movie Little Nicky where the devil puts a pair of tits on one of his minions heads and the guy runs around the rest of the movie massaging them and moaning.
 
BlackSnake said:
Do you have to be gay to get tits?

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I have a male friend who is intent on having tits of his own. He currently has a few GIANT sets of prosthetics. He wants to be at least visible female (I don't know that he actually wants the full operation -- it's a weird area in his head).

Oh, and he's about as straight as they come. He tried, but men don't do much for him. He likes boobies. He loves women. He loves the titties so much that he wants his own (and he doesn't --according to him-- even find his OWN tits sexually satisfying. It's a whole 'nuther thing. Tits on OTHERS are his favorite, but he wants his own, too.) He's one of my favorite people, but when I talk to him about this stuff, I get vertigo.

The human animal -- all this thinking is confusing us.
 
BlackSnake said:
Come on guys, think about it a sec...get your own tits
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But make damn sure they're not bigger or perkier than youir Wife or Girlfriends...

Or there will be hell to pay.... :D
 
lucky-E-leven said:
This thread reminds me of the movie Little Nicky where the devil puts a pair of tits on one of his minions heads and the guy runs around the rest of the movie massaging them and moaning.
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Yet another reason I avoid all movies with Adam Sandler even remotely associated with them. I don't need thesel images in my head! :eek:
 
lucky-E-leven said:
This thread reminds me of the movie Little Nicky where the devil puts a pair of tits on one of his minions heads and the guy runs around the rest of the movie massaging them and moaning.
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lol...I'm thinking that the guy is out playing round ball with his buds and takes off his shirt. Who's going to check him? LOL...I got this on the brain.

Guys hanging around the pool drinking beer, one of the have tits....
 
TxRad said:
But make damn sure they're not bigger or perkier than youir Wife or Girlfriends...

Or there will be hell to pay.... :D
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LOL....going bra shoping with your wife or girlfriend...(still too early to have a drink)
 
malachiteink said:
I have a male friend who is intent on having tits of his own. He currently has a few GIANT sets of prosthetics. He wants to be at least visible female (I don't know that he actually wants the full operation -- it's a weird area in his head).

Oh, and he's about as straight as they come. He tried, but men don't do much for him. He likes boobies. He loves women. He loves the titties so much that he wants his own (and he doesn't --according to him-- even find his OWN tits sexually satisfying. It's a whole 'nuther thing. Tits on OTHERS are his favorite, but he wants his own, too.) He's one of my favorite people, but when I talk to him about this stuff, I get vertigo.

The human animal -- all this thinking is confusing us.
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Seems like the right kind of guy, with the wrong taste. I'm thinking a breast man. A guy that love tits.
 
BlackSnake said:
Imagine the polical impact it would have if the guy played professional sports.
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I sense a story here. It has novel, and maybe even screenplay, potential...
 
carsonshepherd said:
I sense a story here. It has novel, and maybe even screenplay, potential...
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I dropped the idea in the "Story Ideas" thread, but didn't get a bite.

If I had tits that were full and hug a bit, not like the fake ones that are pushed up to some women's chest. I wonder how long would it take for the novelty to were off. I know I'd be sitting around holding, licking, and sucking on them, but how long would it take for them not to be enough?
 
BlackSnake said:
I dropped the idea in the "Story Ideas" thread, but didn't get a bite.

If I had tits that were full and hug a bit, not like the fake ones that are pushed up to some women's chest. I wonder how long would it take for the novelty to were off. I know I'd be sitting around holding, licking, and sucking on them, but how long would it take for them not to be enough?
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How long would it take before you got tired of sweaty rashes under them, until your back ached from lugging them around, until you were irritated from rolling over in bed and pinching/twisting/mashing them, until you wanted to cross your arms...

I always wished someone would come up with Lee Press-On Tits -- you know, you'd have a small set for that slinky evening gown, a pair that fit in your sports bra yet didn't give you a black eye, some especially fluffy ones for jo interviews and first days, some soft ones for sleeping in.....
 
malachiteink said:
How long would it take before you got tired of sweaty rashes under them, until your back ached from lugging them around, until you were irritated from rolling over in bed and pinching/twisting/mashing them, until you wanted to cross your arms...

I always wished someone would come up with Lee Press-On Tits -- you know, you'd have a small set for that slinky evening gown, a pair that fit in your sports bra yet didn't give you a black eye, some especially fluffy ones for jo interviews and first days, some soft ones for sleeping in.....
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Okay. Now someone needs to write that. :)
 
malachiteink said:
How long would it take before you got tired of sweaty rashes under them, until your back ached from lugging them around, until you were irritated from rolling over in bed and pinching/twisting/mashing them, until you wanted to cross your arms...

I always wished someone would come up with Lee Press-On Tits -- you know, you'd have a small set for that slinky evening gown, a pair that fit in your sports bra yet didn't give you a black eye, some especially fluffy ones for jo interviews and first days, some soft ones for sleeping in.....
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Heheheeee......
 
I remember hearing about a guy that got breast implants based on a bet he made with his friends. He had to keep them in for a certain amount of time before he got his money. :eek: :confused: :rolleyes:
 
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