Guys that don't get a lot of pussy need to know.

[HMS Justinian-98]

Ladies-I need stories that describe hymens being torn, the actual sensation of vaginal penetration, everything about menstruation and what it feels like along with some OTK spanking both giving and recieving. Not everyone is content to stick it in and pull it out. While i love eating pussy at all times i have been cursed with women who are shy as hell.

 

[Jenny _S]

Ladies-I need stories that describe hymens being torn, the actual sensation of vaginal penetration, everything about menstruation and what it feels like along with some OTK spanking both giving and recieving. Not everyone is content to stick it in and pull it out. While i love eating pussy at all times i have been cursed with women who are shy as hell.

Are you for real?

First of all, I don't even remember what my first time was like other than it was a bad experience with a fumbling idiot who had no idea what a Dick was for.

Secondly, if you want to know about spanking you should ask in the BDSM sub-forum. Those people have all the tools and equipment.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Ladies-I need stories that describe hymens being torn, the actual sensation of vaginal penetration, everything about menstruation and what it feels like along with some OTK spanking both giving and recieving. Not everyone is content to stick it in and pull it out. While i love eating pussy at all times i have been cursed with women who are shy as hell.

Hmm,

Hymen being torn? Imagine someone reaching down your throat and pulling your penis off from the insde out.

Vaginal penetration? Give your girl a strapon and let her do you anally. It's just like that, only different.

Menstration? First don't take a bath for about a month. Then swallow a cat, dog and four of five rats, let them fight it out, should give you an idea of what cramps feel like. Teach kindegarten for a month, then imagine the kids are your friends and you can't tell wheter you want to fight, scream, cry or just make them let you take a nap, thats hormones for ya.


-Colly

 

[destinie21]

Ladies-I need stories that describe hymens being torn, the actual sensation of vaginal penetration, everything about menstruation and what it feels like along with some OTK spanking both giving and recieving. Not everyone is content to stick it in and pull it out. While i love eating pussy at all times i have been cursed with women who are shy as hell.

Save yourself and just do a story search. BTW most woman won't describe their "defowering" as fun and games, the very fact that you used the word torn should give you a pretty good idea of that.

 

[HMS Justinian-98]

yes ma'am. this is a serious request and hopefully you are not offended. they are subjects i have a lot of curiosity about. sorry if ive upset you

 

[raphy]

You may want to try asking again in the 'How to' section of the board, my friend *smiles* .. They're good at answering all sorts of sex-related questions over there... We just talk about dangling participles here, rather than dangling genitals (mostly)

Raph, trying to be helpful

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by HMS Justinian-98 Guys that don't get a lot of pussy need to know...

Dear HMS,
From the above quote, I can't help but wonder if there's a cause and effect thing.
MG

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Guys that don't get a lot of pussy need to know.

Dear HMS,
From the above quote, I can't help but wonder if there's a cause and effect thing.
MG

Definately, MG.
But he may get laid next year when he's fourteen

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Re: Guys that don't get a lot of pussy need to know.

Definately, MG.
But he may get laid next year when he's fourteen

Dear Jenny,
Can't talk about it here, though. Can't even mistreat the clergyman until age eighteen.
MG

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Guys that don't get a lot of pussy need to know.

Dear Jenny,
Can't talk about it here, though. Can't even mistreat the clergyman until age eighteen.
MG

It's quite alright, MG. I'm very much over the age of 18

 

[destinie21]

Since it's sunday I was hoping we'd be delivered from stupidity but alas we have not been spared.

Oh well guess a plauge of stupidity or even immaturity is slightly better that a plauge of death or frogs.

 

[MathGirl]

Since it's sunday I was hoping we'd be delivered from stupidity but alas we have not been spared.

Dear Des,
This particular thread started with stupidity and seems to have remained true to its origins. Possibly you might be less offended at another thread.
MG

 

[Guest]

Maths, she can't be that offended. She's posted twice.

Perdita

 

[destinie21]

Who's offended? Where else could i find such priceless (although not worthless) amusement?

 

[HMS Justinian-98]

fine, thanks for the time. guess not everyone can handle a simple if stupid question. Im sure all of your interests are top notch and wonderfully cool-kid. Yall have a nice day

 

[DarlingNikki]

i have been cursed with women who are shy as hell.

Cursed? Wait, now who's been cursed?

Speaking as someone who's "shy as hell", if they stay shy, you're doing something wrong.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmm

I think you took a wrong turn somewhere HMS, maybe half way out of your mother's cunt, should have stayed in there mate you could have done your reseach better from inside.

Where the fuck's this mush coming from???

Go try another board son, this one's for serious adults.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Hmmm

this one's for serious adults.

Oh, dear.
MG

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Hmmm

Oh, dear.
MG

Sorry, OK drop the serious