Guys, rate the taste of your cum.

Lorelei_11

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Have you tasted it? What do you think? could it use some work like pineapple juice? would you say it would be a pleasant or at least tolerable drink?

I'm thinking you only have tasted a little drop of it, so imagine how a mouthfull of all our cum would taste.

Any guys here find it to be tasteless... like water?
 
My cum

I would say my cum taste pretty good. Not too salty but not bad. Not a real big fan of pineapple but I would not have a problem drinking it if it got me more blow jobs.

Holden
 
Lorelei_11 said:
Have you tasted it? What do you think? could it use some work like pineapple juice? would you say it would be a pleasant or at least tolerable drink?

I'm thinking you only have tasted a little drop of it, so imagine how a mouthfull of all our cum would taste.

Any guys here find it to be tasteless... like water?

go ask your mom.
 
HoldenMcCrank said:
I would say my cum taste pretty good. Not too salty but not bad. Not a real big fan of pineapple but I would not have a problem drinking it if it got me more blow jobs.

Holden

Hmmm... o.k, a bit hard for me to believe. Did you taste a teeny weeny little drop? lol

Good thing your open to pineapple. I love giving blowjobs. All the way to the cumming in my mouth part. Which I prefer to do. Its hard to stop and do a handjobor have them cum on my tits. Its very arousing, erotic, intimate, and it makes me horny. The part in the end when the guy cums in my mouth is obviously the most intense part of it. I have been known to not be able to stop, and then pay for it, with that aweful, almost toxic taste that is near impossible to get out of my mouth.

I hear there are pills out, concentrated fruits, that work well.
 
I guess even on Lit there just aren't many men who will admit to sampling their jizz. Too bad. I think this was a good idea for a thread.
 
Moon Dragon said:
I guess even on Lit there just aren't many men who will admit to sampling their jizz. Too bad. I think this was a good idea for a thread.

i admit to have sampled it... many many times, actually...

the first time i found it sweeter than expected, i had tried others but not mine at that point... that's that, really.

:eek:
 
I've tried more than a little drop, but I'm not going to elaborate. At least not in public.
 
Yes, after fucking my wife and spunking, I eat her creampie.

I do not care for the taste of my own cum. It's bitter.
 
beetlebum said:
i admit to have sampled it... many many times, actually...

the first time i found it sweeter than expected, i had tried others but not mine at that point... that's that, really.

:eek:
What's in your diet that makes it sweet? Pinapple or whatsit? Everything goes better if it tastes either sweet or neutral, IMO.
 
Moon Dragon said:
What's in your diet that makes it sweet? Pinapple or whatsit? Everything goes better if it tastes either sweet or neutral, IMO.

maybe the fact that i don't eat meat?

i eat a lot of fruits as well, that might be why.

oooh and also i'm a smoothie-junkie :p
 
O.k, I had no idea this would be a no no... to admit. I mean, its your own cum, its not like your doing some guy. So, man.. does that somehow make others think perhaps your gay when your not.

I just wanted to see if men realized that it doesn't taste good, in fact far from it, in fact it is very distasteful. Some guys think they are being rejected if the women doesn't swallow. Just wondering if some guys realize logically, that its not rejection, its the taste, it has an awful taste.
 
Lorelei_11 said:
O.k, I had no idea this would be a no no... to admit. I mean, its your own cum, its not like your doing some guy. So, man.. does that somehow make others think perhaps your gay when your not.

I just wanted to see if men realized that it doesn't taste good, in fact far from it, in fact it is very distasteful. Some guys think they are being rejected if the women doesn't swallow. Just wondering if some guys realize logically, that its not rejection, its the taste, it has an awful taste.

Yeah, that explains why I do not get BJ's too often.
 
Joaquin1975 said:
Yeah, that explains why I do not get BJ's too often.

I enjoy giving blowjobs, it turns me on. I just don't let the guy cum in my mouth. When I have, because I couldn't stop. I mean its so erotic, hot, intense, intimate, sexy... and it makes me horny. Anyway, I payed for it with what seemed like an hour in the bathroom. Mouth wash, brush, floss.. then brush and mouthwash again to get all that taste out of my mouth. I swear cum is toxic, I can't believe it but it took all of that to get the taste out of my mouth. Nevertheless I did it now and then.
 
beetlebum said:
maybe the fact that i don't eat meat?

i eat a lot of fruits as well, that might be why.

oooh and also i'm a smoothie-junkie :p
Groovy. Mine doesn't have much flavor ... just a hint of sweetness. I do eat meat, but very rarely and almost never red meat. I never considered that not eating meat would help improve flavor, but it makes sense. I'm betting that the fruit is helping a good bit ... all that natural sugar. Myself, I eat mostly grain and fruit.

Interesting though ... I wonder if vegetarians have better tasting cum overall.
 
Lorelei_11 said:
I enjoy giving blowjobs, it turns me on. I just don't let the guy cum in my mouth. When I have, because I couldn't stop. I mean its so erotic, hot, intense, intimate, sexy... and it makes me horny. Anyway, I payed for it with what seemed like an hour in the bathroom. Mouth wash, brush, floss.. then brush and mouthwash again to get all that taste out of my mouth. I swear cum is toxic, I can't believe it but it took all of that to get the taste out of my mouth. Nevertheless I did it now and then.

That's fair and good, but it still does not get me any more BJ's. :)

My wife wrinkles her nose at the idea.
 
My cum tastes deeee-lish. I give it 4 stars.
*cues up Ed MacMahon and the Star Search theme*
 
Joaquin1975 said:
That's fair and good, but it still does not get me any more BJ's. :)

My wife wrinkles her nose at the idea.

So then, your saying its not the taste of the cum? its the whole blowjob that she dislikes?
 
Moon Dragon said:
Groovy. Mine doesn't have much flavor ... just a hint of sweetness. I do eat meat, but very rarely and almost never red meat. I never considered that not eating meat would help improve flavor, but it makes sense. I'm betting that the fruit is helping a good bit ... all that natural sugar. Myself, I eat mostly grain and fruit.

Interesting though ... I wonder if vegetarians have better tasting cum overall.

Yes, I am a huge meat eater, and that could explain the bad taste.

Guess I was wrong, found this article

http://www.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/117_love_answers.html said:
Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste in the mouth. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels.
 
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