GUYS I'M SOOOO BORED- Please talk to me (31/f)

[Soma99]

So I lost my job in March and job hunting has been going really poorly.

I sit around my house all day waiting for my boyfriend to come home from work with nothing to really do, while in the mean time his job has gotten like a million times harder. I think the burden of him being my pretty much only human interaction is kinda a stress on him as well. I am currently pretending to do something in our bedroom just to give him some space downstairs.

Also with nothing to do all day I am horny as fuck. I spend most the day half watching TV and half scrolling through porn on my phone on the reddit app. I have started like 4 different stories for the site- even finished one last week. Most days when he gets home I'm already waiting in our bedroom to have sex, mainly just for something new to do. I'd say I am also giving him a good night blow job at least every other day.

So please- give me something to click on. You can make fun of me, ask me something dirty, read one of my stories and tell me an idea you would have for my next one, whatever. Just distract me a little. I'm sure I'll be on here on and off for the weekend at least.

Thanks!

 

[Darke_Knyght]

Hi! What are you playing with right now?

 

[MacGuffinn]

One lucky guy, there. I'm not jealous at all.

 

[Soma99]

Hi! What are you playing with right now?

Just answering some of the PM's I've gotten

 

[friendlytongue38671]

I love your writing! Very erotic

 

[king04]

pm sent. would love to keep you company

 

[Soma99]

I love your writing! Very erotic

THANK YOU!

 

[Soma99]

OK I'm gonna go make some dinner I'll be back on later!

 

[canitieyou]

Where in NY? I mat swing by one day.

 

[haventdonethat]

I like your writing.

Erotic

 

[CaptainKaos]

I enjoyed reading your stories

 

[Soma99]

I enjoyed reading your stories

Thank you!

I'm back hanging out here if anyone wants to chat!

 

[slimcurry]

Goodnight

Online to chat if you like - dropping a PM.

 

[cliteatingman]

Would love to chat

 

[Soma99]

Come on guys--- I'm caught up on my messages and still sitting here on my own!

I'll be on and off probably most the rest of the day- you know, I have to have dinner and drink made for the MAN of the house when he gets home later!

 

[Megas2point0]

Your boyfriend sounds like a lucky guy. No joke. I’d kill for a blowjob every other night. I haven’t gotten one in forever. I’ll send you a Pm if you like.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

So how flooded with PMs were you?

 

[Soma99]

Your boyfriend sounds like a lucky guy. No joke. I’d kill for a blowjob every other night. I haven’t gotten one in forever. I’ll send you a Pm if you like.

Literal text exchange I just had with him:

Him: Hey I got held up- are you gonna want to have sex when I get home?

Me: ummm well I like to

Him: OK that's cool but it's gotta be fast the Bills are on at 5

Oh Romance.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

Literal text exchange I just had with him:

Him: Hey I got held up- are you gonna want to have sex when I get home?

Me: ummm well I like to

Him: OK that's cool but it's gotta be fast the Bills are on at 5

Oh Romance.

Run for the hills, princess, this ship of love is taking on water. Having wildly different sex drives is poison.

 

[EclecticRob]

Literal text exchange I just had with him:

Him: Hey I got held up- are you gonna want to have sex when I get home?

Me: ummm well I like to

Him: OK that's cool but it's gotta be fast the Bills are on at 5

Oh Romance.

On the bright side, you know he won't be bothering you from 5 till 8.

 

[warner34]

So I lost my job in March and job hunting has been going really poorly.

I sit around my house all day waiting for my boyfriend to come home from work with nothing to really do, while in the mean time his job has gotten like a million times harder. I think the burden of him being my pretty much only human interaction is kinda a stress on him as well. I am currently pretending to do something in our bedroom just to give him some space downstairs.

Also with nothing to do all day I am horny as fuck. I spend most the day half watching TV and half scrolling through porn on my phone on the reddit app. I have started like 4 different stories for the site- even finished one last week. Most days when he gets home I'm already waiting in our bedroom to have sex, mainly just for something new to do. I'd say I am also giving him a good night blow job at least every other day.

So please- give me something to click on. You can make fun of me, ask me something dirty, read one of my stories and tell me an idea you would have for my next one, whatever. Just distract me a little. I'm sure I'll be on here on and off for the weekend at least.

Thanks!

Sounds like you’ve started down the naughty rabbit hole. Have your kinks changed during this time that you’ve been at home?

 

[Lmizzler]

Literal text exchange I just had with him:

Him: Hey I got held up- are you gonna want to have sex when I get home?

Me: ummm well I like to

Him: OK that's cool but it's gotta be fast the Bills are on at 5

Oh Romance.

So, since the Bills lost last night, did you give him some make-up/sympathy sex afterward?

 

[guffmut]

Literal text exchange I just had with him:

Him: Hey I got held up- are you gonna want to have sex when I get home?

Me: ummm well I like to

Him: OK that's cool but it's gotta be fast the Bills are on at 5

Oh Romance.

Well, you ARE in upstate NY. Priorities

 

[warner34]

Literal text exchange I just had with him:

Him: Hey I got held up- are you gonna want to have sex when I get home?

Me: ummm well I like to

Him: OK that's cool but it's gotta be fast the Bills are on at 5

Oh Romance.

Sorry, but that’s fucked up. I never miss an opportunity to fuck my wife. The gift of being married. I know I shouldn’t judge, but I’ve left a Super Bowl party because my wife was getting hit on by two guys and she told me she was either going to fuck them or me.

 

[SkySawBlu]

I share your boredom!

I'm new to this but I'm confident I could entertain in pretty much any way you're looking for. I know there's a million people probably saying similar things. But try me, nothing to lose and everything to gain. I'll be waiting