Guys? Did ya ever get out yer pen knife......

[Sparky Kronkite]

And cut a, "just the right sized" hole in a "layin' in the field, ripe, summer warm," watermelon......

And then......

Fuck the shit our of it?

I have!

And that night? Yer significant other? She so loves the taste of yer dick!

For the ladies - there's nothin' like the taste of watermelon and chiz.

Dudes? Try it.