Guy Requests Survey After Dates

[piccicatopolka]

What would your survey say if you wanted the opinions of your last date? Clearly this guy has to keep on dating.

<a snip> In the survey—the full thing is below—he asks for feedback on his outfit, his hair, his body, his conversation, his moves. There's this question, too: "Mike is very masculine; at any point did you feel he was compensating for anything?" And, of course, he asks for feedback on the survey itself.

He's a 24-year-old who, yes, works in finance, although not at a bank. Our reader says he's "six feet, overall moderately attractive." They met on OKCupid, went on a couple dates before agreeing not to continue the thing. Writes our reader, "He struck me as a little socially inept hence why I was starting to doubt the 'non-physical' attraction. He wasn't too creepy, just the type of guy who overanalyzes every detail and feels completely awkward in the majority of social situations. It didn't seem like he got out much."


http://deadspin.com/24+year+old-finance-guy-asks-all-his-dates-to-complete-a-creepy-survey-afterward
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[lovetoread]

I need to fill that out from now on and send it to the fellas.

I wonder if there would be a second date?

 

[RoryN]

Also "socially inept": everyone who didn't see that survey as a put-on.

Footnote #2: "Please high five Mike"? Successful at humor or not, dude was trying to be funny.

 

[richard_daily]

What would your survey say if you wanted the opinions of your last date? Clearly this guy has to keep on dating.

<a snip> In the survey—the full thing is below—he asks for feedback on his outfit, his hair, his body, his conversation, his moves. There's this question, too: "Mike is very masculine; at any point did you feel he was compensating for anything?" And, of course, he asks for feedback on the survey itself.

He's a 24-year-old who, yes, works in finance, although not at a bank. Our reader says he's "six feet, overall moderately attractive." They met on OKCupid, went on a couple dates before agreeing not to continue the thing. Writes our reader, "He struck me as a little socially inept hence why I was starting to doubt the 'non-physical' attraction. He wasn't too creepy, just the type of guy who overanalyzes every detail and feels completely awkward in the majority of social situations. It didn't seem like he got out much."


http://deadspin.com/24+year+old-finance-guy-asks-all-his-dates-to-complete-a-creepy-survey-afterward
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17mtou59exrjajpg/original.jpg

I dated a woman who kept every time she was physical with someone in a color-coded xl spreadsheet.

She's much less neurotic than she sounds.

 

[Noor]

I dated a woman who kept every time she was physical with someone in a color-coded xl spreadsheet.

She's much less neurotic than she sounds.

oops, I think we might know the same person

I used to just circle dates on small calendars, along with my period and ovulation info.

 

[ImSinister]

What, nothing about rating his cock?

Did you find my cock:

A) Larger than average

B) Smaller than average

C) Average

D) What cock?

E) ewwww

 

[piccicatopolka]

Also "socially inept": everyone who didn't see that survey as a put-on.

Footnote #2: "Please high five Mike"? Successful at humor or not, dude was trying to be funny.

Yep... I asked what you would put a survey that you'ld create.

And the high five part was pretty funny.

What, nothing about rating his cock?

Did you find my cock:

A) Larger than average

B) Smaller than average

C) Average

D) What cock?

E) ewwww

Does this mean I getta see yer cock on the first date?! Awesome!

*high five*

 

[KRCummings]

Dating used to be sort of fun. Wonder what happened.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Dating used to be sort of fun. Wonder what happened.

Bitches be crazy.

 

[pink]

What, nothing about rating his cock?

Did you find my cock:

A) Larger than average

B) Smaller than average

C) Average

D) What cock?

E) ewwww

E made me laugh.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Something tells me Michael has a statistically invalid sample size. Just sayin.'

 

[RobDownSouth]

Something tells me Michael has a statistically invalid sample size. Just sayin.'

We laugh at these sort of surveys, but I can see them providing enormous benefit to the Byron In Exiles of the world.

 

[piccicatopolka]

I just try not to spill food on my boobs on a first date.

 

[thør]

I just try not to spill food on my boobs on a first date.

A gentleman would assist with clean-up.