Guy question: Ideal Penis Angle for Erotica

[NoJo]

I find that the ideal penis angle for writing erotica is about 45 degrees from due south, i.e. slightly turned on. More, or less, than this will make my writing suffer.

After a hot paragraph or sentence, I could go to 90 degrees. But never the full 180. Otherwise I end up jerking off, and bang goes my motivation.

 

[minsue]

Sorry, Joe. I know it's a question for the men, but you can't post a poll without me voting on it. It's a compulsion. Do I get an "I voted today" sticker?

 

[NoJo]

Sorry, Joe. I know it's a question for the men, but you can't post a poll without me voting on it. It's a compulsion. Do I get an "I voted today" sticker?

I forgot to mention: strapons don't count. I could change the poll to "what diameter should you be when you write erotica", I guess.

 

[Guest]

I really hope the hombres respond. I can't know enough about cocks.

Perdita

 

[Boxlicker101]

I find that the ideal penis angle for writing erotica is about 45 degrees from due south, i.e. slightly turned on. More, or less, than this will make my writing suffer.

After a hot paragraph or sentence, I could go to 90 degrees. But never the full 180. Otherwise I end up jerking off, and bang goes my motivation.

This doesn't make any sense. If the man is lying on his back, 45 degrees is a normal hardon. 90 degrees is not all that rigid because it angles upward as it gets harder. 180 degrees would mean his cock is pointed at his feet, which is where it would be if it was completely flaccid.

In a 69, the cock is at more-or-less 45 degrees. If the person sucking the cock is between the man's legs it would be at 90 degrees. In the missionary or feminine superior position, the cock is at 45 degrees as it slides easily in and out. In doggy style or reverse cowgirl positions the cock is at 90 degrees because it is forced there. These would apply to either anal or vaginal penetration, with either male or female. In the cowgirl position it is also at 90 degrees and the nice thing about this position is that the cock is trying to bend up in a natural way, and this provides good contact with her clit. In other positions, which are usually variatons of sideways or basket fuck, the cock is usually at 90 degrees, but this will vary with the individuals involved. A fully erect cock at more than 90 degrees would probably be very painful.

 

[NoJo]

I need a protractor.

Forget the trigonometry, never my strong subject: The question is how turned on should you be to write well. And anyway, 69 + 45 = 114, which is just over a hundredweight by my reckoning. Which means that the bathtub will be filled in 7.5 minutes.

 

[Guest]

Wait - the trains! Don't forget about the trains!

You know, if a train was traveling from Chicago at 100 mph and took 3 hours with a 90 degree erection . . .

 

[gauchecritic]

Not typing naked (due to extraneous spaces and middle/bottom row letters in script) I don't have an anwer to this particular question.

Phrased in terms of 'pressure against trouser' (P/t) I would say 26 ft/lb per inch squared, assuming that 24 ft/lb is equal to one atmosphere at sea level.

Gauche

 

[curious2c]

Heh...the way that I write, and the places I am writing in, the condition of my penis in size or pointing angle has little to do with my writing. If it did, well, maybe it could make a difference.

I do find that when I am proofreading...sometimes I can gauge my story with the angle part...but for the most part I am mostly cerebral when it comes to my writing.

Now, when I read others writing...there the angle comes into...heh...play.

 

[Octavian]

I don't know how many degrees it would be but I would have thought semi hard would be best because if you need to type quickly, you have got something else with which to operate the space bar.

Octavian

 

[TheEarl]

My best writing of sex scenes tends to come at about 20 degrees from North (full erection), but I find that stuff tends to need a little editing. I've written good things without an erection at all.

The (obtuse) Earl

 

[raphy]

I don't get turned on at all when writing erotica. Proofreading it, editing it, reading other peoples' works, yes. Writing, no.

Like curious2c, I'm mostly cerebral when writing anything, including erotica.

 

[minsue]

Who knew this thread would be so fascinating?

- Mindy, rapt

 

[Guest]

Who knew this thread would be so fascinating? - Mindy, rapt

Duh, Min. "Penis angle" was enough to make me enrapt.

Perdita

 

[pop_54]

Hmmm

Well at the moment I'm about 43 degrees to the north west, but that's mainly due to the chair and Perdita's avatar.

I often become quite 37 degrees when writing something really, really naughty, I have been known to exert about 150 lbs/ foot, (old school), onto my fly zipper, which proves that it's best to buy good quality jeans.

I don't think you need worry too much about being precise Joe, a good graded spirit level should do the trick.

 

[Icingsugar]

Due south, all the way. Because I write my best erotica when that distracting erection thing have been recently taken care of. Afterglow flow, you know.

/Ice

 

[Guest]

Re: Hmmm

Well at the moment I'm about 43 degrees to the north west, but that's mainly due to the chair and Perdita's avatar.

Thanks, lover. Let me know when you need a change (I keep the cleavage shots for special times).

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

We need a thread for the gals, too. "How wet should your inkpot be when writing Erotica" or something like that.

 

[Guest]

Starti it, Flicka. Give lots of options though. P.

 

[destinie21]

We need a thread for the gals, too. "How wet should your inkpot be when writing Erotica" or something like that.

Can I get that on a T-shirt

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Done and done.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Hmmm

Thanks, lover. Let me know when you need a change (I keep the cleavage shots for special times).

Perdita

Damn it you've covered your tits up lady, and I've joined Ice man due south

 

[CharleyH]

hm and you call yourselves writers? ONLY one angle in a lit female mind:
hard
throbbing
high
veining
and cuMMing - erupting - pulsing.

 

[Boota]

When I'm writing I'm not even aware I have a body. Strangely, writing erotica did nothing for me, either. I did enjoy reading some of the responses I got from it, though.

 

[Dirt Man]

I find that the angle of the dangle is usually perpendicular to the heat of the meat. Ft. lbs of pressure due to heart beats caused by visual stimulai are slightly higher with those cocks that actually approach a foot in length. In other words the bigger the sausage, the more torgue required to bring the joint into alignment.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man