Guy looking

[adrewboy]

Guy looking for woman who CAN and is WILLING to cook and does not complain if i come home and dump my shoes anywhere and is also understanding of the fact that i do belch at times







i wanna see where this goes

 

[Gilly Bean]

Girl looking

Guy looking for woman who CAN and is WILLING to cook and does not complain if i come home and dump my shoes anywhere and is also understanding of the fact that i do belch at times



i wanna see where this goes

Girl looking for a man who CAN and is WILLING to post in the personal section.

 

[adrewboy]

awwwwwww

See you misinterpreted my post it was supposed to be a joke but i guess people don't joke around anymore its not supposed to be taken literally

 

[Adoratrice]

You better toughen up if you plan on hanging around sissy-boy.















jus kidding.

 

[adrewboy]

WHy stop

I think complaining is actually very effective, the only problem is in the result aquired through the complaining either u drive the person away, u get what u want.........or u get strangled to death

 

[Mischka]

What is the point of typing "u" instead of "you"? Do you save that much time?

As for your personal ad, as long as the respective positions of the genders are communicable, then I see nothing wrong with it.

 

[interested]

Good Luck

Been there and done that, but good luck anyway. By the way, it's not the shoes lying around the house that sucks. It's the dirty socks and underwear. Of course if they are left beside the bed due to being in a bit of a rushto get them off, I believe all women could tolerate that.

 

[adrewboy]

so its the socks

Ok so the whole problem here is the socks then? stinky feet? what? or jsut the idea of socks just being there for no apparent reason?

and as for typing with the u instead of you it does save a little more time not that much but saves on the typos

 

[TN_Vixen]

yeah, I see your point

I misspell "you" all the time.

I'm looking for a man who cleans the house without having been asked, brings home the bacon & fries it in a pan, takes me out every weekend and makes me feel special, can hold a stimulating coversation, is an expert in bed and never shares his belches, farts or nose picking with me.

When you find him, let me know.

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: so its the socks

Ok so the whole problem here is the socks then? stinky feet?

Nah.... it's that whole "leaving the toilet seat up" thingy too.

 

[Pokerman]

Re: Re: so its the socks

[Nah.... it's that whole "leaving the toilet seat up" thingy too.

Yeah, we can never understand why you can't put it back up when you're done...

 

[sigh]

i don't really mind the belch and fart thing...i mean, we ALL do it, right? and i don't really mind you leaving your shoes laying around either...just don't expect me to know where they are in the morning

 

[Mischka]

Re: yeah, I see your point

I misspell "you" all the time.

Ewe, too? But spell cheque really helps with that, u know?

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: so its the socks

Yeah, we can never understand why you can't put it back up when you're done...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... would you like for me to explain the feeling of wandering to the bathroom at 3am in the dark, pulling one's PJ bottoms down, squatting.... just to fall into that large puddle of FREEZING cold toilet water? ACk! And THAT'S my reasoning for a "toilet seat down" policy.

 

[adrewboy]

Re: yeah, I see your point

I misspell "you" all the time.

I'm looking for a man who cleans the house without having been asked, brings home the bacon & fries it in a pan, takes me out every weekend and makes me feel special, can hold a stimulating coversation, is an expert in bed and never shares his belches, farts or nose picking with me.

When you find him, let me know.

ok so basically u loking for a guy who was once a maid, chef, is rich with a vehicle (notice i used vehicle not car), a sex therapist and a tv host?...........and as for teh belches and farts and stuff, we jsut view it as our obligation to share everything of ours,

About the toilet seat
we leave it up cause if we left it down and used it we would hear the end of it

 

[adrewboy]

Re: Re: so its the socks

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... would you like for me to explain the feeling of wandering to the bathroom at 3am in the dark, pulling one's PJ bottoms down, squatting.... just to fall into that large puddle of FREEZING cold toilet water? ACk! And THAT'S my reasoning for a "toilet seat down" policy.

ok so u saying its too hard to take 2sec and look?

 

[Pokerman]

Re: Re: so its the socks

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... would you like for me to explain the feeling of wandering to the bathroom at 3am in the dark, pulling one's PJ bottoms down, squatting.... just to fall into that large puddle of FREEZING cold toilet water? ACk! And THAT'S my reasoning for a "toilet seat down" policy.

LOL nope, can't say that I have had that happen to me....of course I always put the seat AND the lid down, if only because we have cats who would splash all the water out of the bowl if I left it up....

And lola, you've blown my fantasy of you....I always pictured you sleeping in the nude. At least, thats how I always imagine you being when I'm picturing laying next to you in bed, anyway...

 

[adrewboy]

Re: Re: so its the socks

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... would you like for me to explain the feeling of wandering to the bathroom at 3am in the dark, pulling one's PJ bottoms down, squatting.... just to fall into that large puddle of FREEZING cold toilet water? ACk! And THAT'S my reasoning for a "toilet seat down" policy.

ok so u saying its too hard to take 2sec and look?

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: Re: yeah, I see your point

About the toilet seat
we leave it up cause if we left it down and used it we would hear the end of it

Y'know.... you're at least 18 years of age (I hope!). How long, exactly DOES it take a man to learn to aim that tiny stream of pee pee into that big porcelain bowl we like to call the toilet? Hmmm?

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: Re: Re: so its the socks

ok so u saying its too hard to take 2sec and look?

In the middle of the night?!?!?! Half the time, I'm sleepwalking!!! Are YOU fully functioning at 3am???

 

[Sweetlola]

D'oh!

And lola, you've blown my fantasy of you....I always pictured you sleeping in the nude. At least, thats how I always imagine you being when I'm picturing laying next to you in bed, anyway...

You notice I said "pulling ONE'S PJ bottoms down". I did that for the sake of your fantasy.


Besides... without a man... sleeping in the nude... would only be teasing myself.

 

[adrewboy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: so its the socks

In the middle of the night?!?!?! Half the time, I'm sleepwalking!!! Are YOU fully functioning at 3am???

lol
ok i'll admit i'm not fully functional, but at least i try my best to look where i'm goign and what i'm doing, the lack of functionality comes in trying to aim into the bowl, if it was bigger and a little higher we wouldn't miss at all lol

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: so its the socks

lol
ok i'll admit i'm not fully functional, but at least i try my best to look where i'm goign and what i'm doing, the lack of functionality comes in trying to aim into the bowl, if it was bigger and a little higher we wouldn't miss at all lol

If it was any bigger, I'd most definintely fall in!!!!

 

[adrewboy]

Yea but

yea but if it was any bigger you won't have to worry about us missing the toilet.................why does everythign have to be perfect?

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: Yea but

yea but if it was any bigger you won't have to worry about us missing the toilet.................why does everythign have to be perfect?

It doesn't have to be. Read your own signature line. That'll explain a few things.




~Wipe it up~ Ahem....