Guy Haircuts

[CandiCame]

My hair is annoying as fuck. I don't know if I should cut it or not. Other guys with 'generic guy haircut #2" what do you do when you can no longer fucking see? Because if the answer is 'cut your hair' I'd be cutting it every week or so. And that seems like it'd get really annoying really fast. My hair is yardstick strait, and it falls however you cut it in strait lines- as in, there is no body to speak of, no 'fluffyness' or what-the-hell ever. I don't want to look 14. So I got that haircut where it's basically all just short- which was a huge change for me, I used to have that team rocket hair framing my face, and it was cool, but now it's in my eyes all the time, it's to short to put behind my ears, and I've been cutting it, but it grows back in a little less then a week. I've never had short hair before- what do you guys do? Any like, gel tips or someshit? It's thick as a motherfucker, so I've had a hard time with gel, and I'm also not going for, "spikey douchebag". "Punk rock spikes" will do, but not when I'm trying to get a job. So yeah- respectable hair. You're all older and wiser. Explain it to me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Thank gawd it wasn't spam...


Candi? dat you?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What the hell is a Thneed?

 

[slave_]

What the hell is a Thneed?

From Dr. Seuss' 'The Lorax'. Thing/need, Thneed. A thing that you need. Basically Dr. Seuss' premise on consumerism and waste.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thneed

 

[CandiCame]

Thank gawd it wasn't spam...


Candi? dat you?

Yes- it's me.

What the hell is a Thneed?

Why, a thneed is a wonderful thing that everyone needs! It has over 1,000 uses!

http://youtu.be/V9Fx4Bxwmjo
http://youtu.be/hnnEBaLezY4

It's a sock
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120226190142/seuss/images/8/87/Thneed_sock.PNG

It's a shirt
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120226190121/seuss/images/3/3e/Thneed_shirt.PNG

It's a hat
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120226190229/seuss/images/9/98/Thneed_hat.PNG

But it has other uses- yes far beyond that!

Works great in a rape-kit
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/106/0/c/its_all_about_the_bones__baby_by_artfreak17-d4we2l5.jpg

And a get-away bike
http://amazingdata.com/mediadata63/Image/knitcycle_pictures_fun_weird_interesting_08463431.jpg

Hell, you can roll it- and smoke it if you like.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ad4b45KB1r8ss1qo3_500.gif

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Okay, maybe a little tmi...





Any reason for the change of handle?

 

[CandiCame]

Okay, maybe a little tmi...





Any reason for the change of handle?

I didn't do it. I don't have that kind of power. I just went with it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Must be residual bong water flashback.

 

[CandiCame]

Must be residual bong water flashback.

Holy truffilatuffs, can you believe he actually did that?

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

My hair is annoying as fuck. I don't know if I should cut it or not. Other guys with 'generic guy haircut #2" what do you do when you can no longer fucking see? Because if the answer is 'cut your hair' I'd be cutting it every week or so. And that seems like it'd get really annoying really fast. My hair is yardstick strait, and it falls however you cut it in strait lines- as in, there is no body to speak of, no 'fluffyness' or what-the-hell ever. I don't want to look 14. So I got that haircut where it's basically all just short- which was a huge change for me, I used to have that team rocket hair framing my face, and it was cool, but now it's in my eyes all the time, it's to short to put behind my ears, and I've been cutting it, but it grows back in a little less then a week. I've never had short hair before- what do you guys do? Any like, gel tips or someshit? It's thick as a motherfucker, so I've had a hard time with gel, and I'm also not going for, "spikey douchebag". "Punk rock spikes" will do, but not when I'm trying to get a job. So yeah- respectable hair. You're all older and wiser. Explain it to me.

For ten years now the running standard has served me quite well. Wash n' wear simplicity, professional, casual, it does it all. I've also been told that it's extra snazzy looking when paired with a nice suit. If it's practical and the womenz love it, who am I to argue? High n' tight/high fade once a week....every week.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpIhIySZfHM_0WS6y07po9t9BKsYC2XxIG5DjjrZ5paynpwlayuQJ5zWf25Q

 

[Cheyenne]

I like bald and I like short hair. Patient1's hair has been getting shorter and shorter since we met based mostly on my request. I think he looks great in a buzz cut. (And my opinion is the only one that really matters. )

 

[CandiCame]

Wow- my hair has never, ever been that short- like... I was seriously born with more hair then that. It makes me suddenly wonder what my head looks like...

 

[Image]

No, no, no!!! Keep it long! Get it styled if you must, in long layers. Hair college people, they'll know what to do, for free...

Whatever you do, DO NOT do what Frizzle has done or what Cheyenne is advocating!

 

[Image]

And who changed you name then?

 

[CandiCame]

And who changed you name then?

I think Dec did- apparently she has those powers. And wanted to see me happy. I don't know if she wants the fact that she associates with me out or not, so don't tell anyone.

*shifty eyes*

And I already cut it- compared to how long it was I lost like, 6in- it's like, a Beatles cut now, but the front keeps growing to fucking fast. I guess I can just keep taking scissors to it, it's just a pain in the ass.

 

[Aquagal]

The Beatles had no hairstyle for today's look. Get yourself to the stylist and have them help get you away from your bowl cut.

 

[Cheyenne]

For ten years now the running standard has served me quite well. Wash n' wear simplicity, professional, casual, it does it all. I've also been told that it's extra snazzy looking when paired with a nice suit. If it's practical and the womenz love it, who am I to argue? High n' tight/high fade once a week....every week.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpIhIySZfHM_0WS6y07po9t9BKsYC2XxIG5DjjrZ5paynpwlayuQJ5zWf25Q

I like it

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I went in to the Army with hair a few inches below my shoulders and shaved on the sides and back, that I always wore in a ponytail....Do not judge! It was the surfer style back in 91. After getting out of the Army I swore I would grow it out, but right around 3 inches I would always get annoyed go back to the high and tight.

I have finally stuck it out and have not gotten the length cut since October. It is more work in the morning, but I am digging it.

Of course, I am lucky as I am one pretty mother fucker with long or short hair.....even with the the douche bag ponytail I used to sport....

 

[CandiCame]

I went in to the Army with hair a few inches below my shoulders and shaved on the sides and back, that I always wore in a ponytail....Do not judge! It was the surfer style back in 91. After getting out of the Army I swore I would grow it out, but right around 3 inches I would always get annoyed go back to the high and tight.

I have finally stuck it out and have not gotten the length cut since October. It is more work in the morning, but I am digging it.

Of course, I am lucky as I am one pretty mother fucker with long or short hair.....even with the the douche bag ponytail I used to sport....

That's similar to the cut I have now, actually. That's what it looked like when I got it cut. I could slick it back, and it would stay. Then I learned to keep that you had to cut it literally once a week. And that's becoming a pain in the ass.

How are you getting it to stay off your forehead like that?

 

[Image]

I think Dec did- apparently she has those powers. And wanted to see me happy. I don't know if she wants the fact that she associates with me out or not, so don't tell anyone.

*shifty eyes*

And I already cut it- compared to how long it was I lost like, 6in- it's like, a Beatles cut now, but the front keeps growing to fucking fast. I guess I can just keep taking scissors to it, it's just a pain in the ass.

Dec?
Did you wear it parted in the middle before you cut it? Yeah, bangs are always going to be a pain to keep up with while the rest is growing. Do what I do and have a smoke before grabbing the scissors

 

[CandiCame]

For ten years now the running standard has served me quite well. Wash n' wear simplicity, professional, casual, it does it all. I've also been told that it's extra snazzy looking when paired with a nice suit. If it's practical and the womenz love it, who am I to argue? High n' tight/high fade once a week....every week.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpIhIySZfHM_0WS6y07po9t9BKsYC2XxIG5DjjrZ5paynpwlayuQJ5zWf25Q

I have just... never seen someone with that haircut and not identified him as a douchebag. It just makes you look like an ass. That's what I'm worried about with a super-short cut.

 

[CandiCame]

Dec?
Did you wear it parted in the middle before you cut it? Yeah, bangs are always going to be a pain to keep up with while the rest is growing. Do what I do and have a smoke before grabbing the scissors

December.

And I actually usually wore it back. It naturally parts in the middle if I let it down, which was actually kinda awesome for drag- I did a lot of pigtails. But it fell like- kinda like Trunks from DBZ or James from Pokemon. But I didn't part it. I brushed it. I don't own a comb. I HATE them. They always break off in my hair. Fuck that shit. I use brushes with metal bristles so that if it's tangled you just rip all that shit out. No 'working' it or any of that stupid shit.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

That's similar to the cut I have now, actually. That's what it looked like when I got it cut. I could slick it back, and it would stay. Then I learned to keep that you had to cut it literally once a week. And that's becoming a pain in the ass.

How are you getting it to stay off your forehead like that?

For 10 years I went to the closest super/great clips....I mean who could mess up a high and tight. I am now going to my wifes hairdresser.

He told me I need to do two things.

Buy a good paste/wax (anything that makes it look and feel like nothing is in your hair) ....My wife buys that shit, but my guess is anything that cost more than 12 bucks is fine.

Dry it before adding product.

I am only going every 3 weeks to get the buttom and sides cut.

 

[Image]

I have just... never seen someone with that haircut and not identified him as a douchebag. It just makes you look like an ass. That's what I'm worried about with a super-short cut.

It does seem to follow a certain mentality. I realize that makes me a generalizing, profiling, judgemental bitch but, whatever...

December.

And I actually usually wore it back. It naturally parts in the middle if I let it down, which was actually kinda awesome for drag- I did a lot of pigtails. But it fell like- kinda like Trunks from DBZ or James from Pokemon. But I didn't part it. I brushed it. I don't own a comb. I HATE them. They always break off in my hair. Fuck that shit. I use brushes with metal bristles so that if it's tangled you just rip all that shit out. No 'working' it or any of that stupid shit.

That made me cringe...

December has powers? wtf?

 

[pinkstarfish]

shave it with a guard on one inch and then clean up the sides and back, jesus. it's not rocket science.