guy getting hard n horny!

[Guest]

So i am sunbathing, and thinking sexy thoughts
And you cam along! ...

 

[Cirrus]

....and told you to put some damn pants on before my dog mistook that thing for a Snausage.

 

[ariosto]

To late Doll, he took it and ran!

 

[MtnAngelWV]

But I hear John Bobbit can refer you to an excellent surgoen!

 

[Cirrus]

As Woofy enjoys his new found chew toy.....

Sorry, I just love persecuting "mental giants" such as this one.

 

[ariosto]

Wow!
Two of my favorite gals and were all here on the beach. Anybody want to skinny dip?
Wait.
Where's that dog?

 

[Cirrus]

It's OK baby, he's got a chew toy to keep him busy. I can't swim though...you might have to hold my head above water, or...something. *walks toward water whistling innocently, shooting a backward glance at ariosto*

 

[Make_My_Day]

Did I hear somebody say skinny dip?

 

[ariosto]

You bet MMD, c'mon let's go!
Slutmouth may need help.

running towards the beach I dodge the dog that's snapping at my willie...

 

[Make_My_Day]

No problem!

I have my degrees for rescue swimming (as we call it..)..


strips and runs after ariosto..

 

[MtnAngelWV]

<shrugs shoulders> Well at least Woofy will get some enjoyment out of that little ole thing!

Throws off clothes running after the other three

 

[ariosto]

Frolicking around with three gorgeous women in the surf and sun was more than I had bargained for this morning. I looked with gratitude at the poor boy who was running from the beach clutching, well you know...or at least what was left of it.

And speaking of 'you know'...what was that tugging on mine!

 

[Xantham]

"Here Woofy...woofy..woofy. Good Girl!" I pat her head as Woofy sits at my feet waggin her tail. She spits out...something...as though she wants to play fetch. Where the heck did she find a dead squid this small?

I shrug my shoulders and attach Woofy's leash leading her away from the beach. I look back and see four naked frolickers in the surf...Hmm, must be shooting one of them Baywatch spin-offs. I turn and almost stumble over a body lying curled up in the sand. "Damn Kids!" Last time I'll ever come to this beach.

 

[captainb]

Ah, the sun and sand and surf. Glad I brought my camcorder along today. Children laughing, couples kissing, nude frolickers in the surf, good times...good times. Yeah, there we go, nice dog, nice kids...what the hell? Some guy sunbathing with his eyes closed, a big goofy smile and...eeyuuuuu..dang, there's kids around too! Great, now that image is on my cam. Boy, I'm sorry I came along...