Guruhood - Fast 'n bulbous

[Dillinger]

A friend of mine said she'd be really annoyed if I posted one of these pat on the back threads. So, of course, now I have to... *lol*

Yes - I've made it to Literotica Guruhood. 500 Posts. Just dig it. Ha Ha, right, right... now I know all the colours that nature do... Fast 'n bulbous.

Well then, some of you might come in here and post
a congratulations
a slap on the back
a way to go, Dill...

... and hey, that's cool, you know? Thanks!

And some of you might be grinding your teeth and a wishin' that I never did show up here in the first place. Thinking what a waste it is that Dillinger has 500 posts taking up precious Literotica server space...

... and hey, that's cool too.

And most of you probably just couldn't care less...
... and hey, that's probably the coolest of all.

And maybe some of you will even say:
"Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?"

And I'll say:
"Look here brother Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?"

So tell me - is that a Sears Poncho you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

Ella Guru
by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
aka - Don van Vliet

Now here she comes walkin'
Lookin' like uh zoo
Hello Moon Hello Moon
Hi Ella high Ella Guru
She know all the colors that nature do
High Ella high Ella Guru
High yella high red high blue she blew
High Ella high Ella Guru
She do what she mean
'n she do what she do
Got sumptin' fo' me sumptin' fo' you
She sho' sumptin'
She's young too
Ella Guru Ella Guru
Ella Guru Ella Guru
Ha ha right right
Just dig it
That's right "The Mascara Snake"
Fast 'n bulbous
Tight also
Ella Guru Ella Guru
Ella Guru Ella Guru
Ella Guru

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Angel]

Congrats Dill.

Now bend over..

 

[jcgirl]

okay Dill........drop the pants

 

[Juliangel]

I've got the paddle, let the fun begin.

http://fortunecity.animfactory.com/animations/sports/miscellaneous/ping_pong_paddle_sm_clr.gif

 

[Countess DeWinter]

looks like its settled!

Congrats Dillinger!

Pants down!!!!!!

 

[brazenblaze]

Congrats Dill!

Now...bend over! *weg*

 

[Dillinger]

CelestialBody, Angel, jcgirl, Juliangel, Countess DeWinter, brazenblaze:

Putting on my Guruhat (long, conical, pointy with a fuzzy ball on the tip) - Ah, grasshopper(s) What is the sound of one hand slapping?

 

[Cheyenne]

Ella Guru? Ah, okay.

Congrats anyway. Mind if I skip the slap on the back? I hear some balls nead thawing instead.

 

[Phoenix]

Gil as someone who has taken 2 years to reach 500 posts, I pretty much hate you. lol. Sorry I hate no one well except for some of the old geritol fueled elderly folk here on the BB. lol. Here is a bit of advice bring an ice pack and a rubber donut for your ass when they are done. And if you think the spanking is tough wait til ya get to 2000 posts and they break out the branding iron. bwhwhhahahahahha god luck Gijian

 

[Guru]

 

[JadedHeart]

Congratulations, Dillinger!

Now that I'm past that level I think I like the idea of spankings again.

 

[Dillinger]

Congratulations, Dillinger!

Now that I'm past that level I think I like the idea of spankings again.

We can spank each other and then soothe the pain after? *grin*

 

[Dillinger]

Gil as someone who has taken 2 years to reach 500 posts, I pretty much hate you. lol.

Gil? *lol* --- well you know, I just type fast - over 100wpm... doesn't mean it all makes any sense though.

And if you think the spanking is tough wait til ya get to 2000 posts and they break out the branding iron. bwhwhhahahahahha god luck Gijian

Ah... I knew about the 1,000 posts - didn't know there was something special at 2000...

Why is it always a spanking? How about an orgy instead?

 

[SweetCherry]

How about an orgy WITH spankings....??

 

[Dillinger]

How about an orgy WITH spankings....??

Uh... is there any other kind? *grin*

 

[SweetCherry]

Not as far as I'm concerned, Dil. SO when, where, and how should(n't) i dress...??

 

[willywanker]

Hey Dill, I was going to come in and congradulate you but I think I'll wait til you pull your pants back up.

Congrats dude.

 

[Dillinger]

Thanks willywanker.


SweetCherry... uh what's wrong with here and now in this thread? *lol*

 

[SweetCherry]

Gee, Dill, do you want this big of an audience....??

 

[alexander tzara]

That's right, The Mascara Snake!

Dillinger - this strand reminds me a bit of a squid eating dough in a polyethyline bag. Got me?

 

[Dillinger]

Re: That's right, The Mascara Snake!

Dillinger - this strand reminds me a bit of a squid eating dough in a polyethyline bag. Got me?

Mascara Snake - Fast 'n bulbous, dude... Did you know that in the Magic Band, Victor Hayden was the Mascara Snake? But you've gotta wait until I say, "Also, a tin teardrop."

When she wears her bolero then she begin t' dance
All the pachucos start withold'n hands
When she drives her Chevy Sissy's don't dare t' glance
Yellow jackets 'n red debbles buzzin' round 'er hair hive ho
She wears her past like uh present
Take her fancy in the past

 

[Dillinger]

Gee, Dill, do you want this big of an audience....??

Isn't that the point of an orgy???

 

[SweetCherry]

That depends, Dill. I thought the point of an orgy was to be having hot and wild sex in a room full of writhing, sweaty, naked bodies!

 

[Dillinger]

That depends, Dill. I thought the point of an orgy was to be having hot and wild sex in a room full of writhing, sweaty, naked bodies!

*looking around* Looks like a good room to me... *grin*