GUNFIGHT! (part 5)

Lauren Hynde

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Thanksgiving, Christmas... What better time to beat the crap out of each other? :D

With that in mind, I think we need another edition of our traditional poetry gunfights.

On previous occasions, we had:

1. 16.Jan.2003 - TheDR4KE vs. Cordelia (ff)
2. 18.Jun.2004 - champagne1982 vs. fawnie (2-1)
3. 11.Jul.2004 - Angeline vs. BooMerengue (3-0)
4. 21.Jul.2004 - perks vs. Liar (2-0)

The rules are simple:

This is a LIVE poetry challenge. Two poets sign up for the duel. They meet on this board at the appointed time. A person chosen to moderate the gunfight (namely, me) will then give the dueling poets a topic to write about and a time limit. As soon as they receive it, they have the specified time (for example, 30 minutes) to create the poem and post it on the thread.

The 3 judges will have 24 hours to deliberate and will award the winner to the poet who:

1) Completes their work in the allotted time, and...
2) Best illustrates the subject matter.

The judges, who volunteer for this job, PM their decisions to the gunfight mod, who will then announce the winner.

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Saturday, November 20th at 8PM (EST)
(click here to see what time that will be on your part of the world)

POET 1: Tristesse
POET 2: tungtied2u

Judges:
- WickedEve
- CharleyH
- Reltne
 
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I don't like getting shot at. I'd do it, though, but I'm afraid that writing under pressure would result in something gruesome or stupid. I'm tempted to judge the duel, but I must warn you that I will not make any intelligent or witty comments. I may say something like "that was totally freaky, man." So, you want me to participate? :D
 
I have been following these gunfights. Very exciting. Fun. I can't participate as a poet unless I know the rules first ;) so I guess that role is kind of out.

Would love to judge though. Can I, huh? :D
 
I must be crazy but I'm feeling brave. Sign me up for High Noon...or what ever time is picked (Pacific time here.)


*shakes head at own stupidity*
 
Tristesse said:
I must be crazy but I'm feeling brave. Sign me up for High Noon...or what ever time is picked (Pacific time here.)


*shakes head at own stupidity*

I have always wanted to be up against tristesse...and this is my chance....no matter how I perform...it will be worth the embarassment...I wanta shoot...

:eek:
 
tungtied2u said:
I have always wanted to be up against tristesse...and this is my chance....no matter how I perform...it will be worth the embarassment...I wanta shoot...

:eek:
Is it just me or does this sound kind of... oh, never mind. Let the blood and guts of poetry splatter!
 
We're almost set! There's only one judge missing...

In the mean time, we're already conducting backstage negotiations to reach a consensus regarding the date and time for the confrontation. :devil:
 
The gauntlet has been thrown, the showdown has been set:

Saturday, November 20th at 8PM (EST)
(click here to see what time that will be on your part of the world)

POET 1: Tristesse
POET 2: tungtied2u

Judges:
- WickedEve
- CharleyH
- Reltne

There can be only one. :devil:
 
I've put on my mocassins, slung my bow and have my arrow in my hand....

can't wait to see tess in chaps....with her XXX Beaver.......:p
 
tungtied2u said:
I've put on my mocassins, slung my bow and have my arrow in my hand....

can't wait to see tess in chaps....with her XXX Beaver.......:p

I don't need no steenkin' chaps I ride bare back.

Oh wait. That's the horse right? Lady Godiva never fought in a gun fight, did she?
 
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Tristesse said:
I don't need no chaps I ride bare back.

Oh wait. That's the horse right? Lady Godiva never fought in a gun fight, did she?

No fair gunfighting naked Tess!...I'm at enough of a disadvantage without that kind of distraction.....:D
 
tungtied2u said:
No fair gunfighting naked Tess!...I'm at enough of a disadvantage without that kind of distraction.....:D

Hey,

You need to set it up that you get Tesse as a consolation prize if you lose.....Oh yeah, you also need to arrange to get Tesse as a championship prize if you win...

Wait aminute.....I think I'm screwing something up here......*pondering*

I know, if you lose, I get Tesse, If you win I get Tess....I like that better....:D
 
The_Fool said:
Hey,

You need to set it up that you get Tesse as a consolation prize if you lose.....Oh yeah, you also need to arrange to get Tesse as a championship prize if you win...

Wait aminute.....I think I'm screwing something up here......*pondering*

I know, if you lose, I get Tesse, If you win I get Tess....I like that better....:D

See...you're getting distracted too...:eek:
 
tungtied2u said:
See...you're getting distracted too...:eek:

She's dangerous I tell you, dangerous...:eek:

of course that's one of the things I like about her....:D
 
Ooops I quoted when I shoulda edited.


What say you two fight - I'll just sit here and watch.

:D
 
Tristesse said:
Ooops I quoted when I shoulda edited.


What say you two fight - I'll just sit here and watch.

:D

You'd probably prefer we rassle naked...:)
 
We're making plans to run away and join the Foreign Legion, tung 'n me.



See ya!


:D
 
Lauren Hynde said:
Oh, this could turn out to be interesting... :devil:




This I gotta see~!!

My first err gunfight~ With poetry~~

Intersting is an understatement~~!!

:)
 
Um, having read through this thread - what EXACTLY will we be judging? :devil:
 
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