Guide to eating pussy

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Guide to Eating Pussy
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Dedicated to the Ladies
I can't help it. I love eating a girl's pussy. If the lady in
question has a nice pussy, I'll lick her until my jaws ache and my
tounge
is ready to fall off. I just love it.
Why? Because, I enjoy watching her reactions while I explore her
most sensitive areas. Eating pussy well involves more than just your
tounge and her pussy too. It involves the rest of her, and a certain
attitude you project to your woman. The attitude is simple, so we'll
tackle that first.
Some guys have the attitude that once she's wet, she's ready, and
they move on to intercourse. This misses the point. The point isn't to
"get her ready", but rather, to give her pleasure. If you have an
attitude that says to a woman "I want to make you feel good", she'll
enjoy it more, and what you spend in time and effort on her, she'll
return to you later.
This brings us to "how do I do it?" Simple. Do anything that comes
to mind, but without hurrying. Take your time and tease. Don't rush her
to an orgasm. If you've already buried your tounge between her legs,
then begin thinking about other parts of your bodies. Use your hands.
While you're there, your hands can caress her thighs, calves, feet (if
she's not ticklish), or her stomach, sides, belly, etc. If you have long
hair, lightly draw it over some sensitive area, such as her inner
thighs.
The actual act usually concentrates on her vagina and clitoris. Now,
if you're paying attention to her reactions, you'll notice that constant
clitoral licking won't get the job done. Spend anywhere from 15 to 45
seconds on her clit, then move around. Circle the clit with your tounge
tip, lightly, and then follow the folds of her labia down to her
entrance. Spend some time using your lips to play with her pussy-lips,
and then work your way back to her clit. This will allow you to taste
her, and coat your tounge with her wonderfully slippery juices, which
aids in creating the sensations on her clit.
Personally, I've found the area between the outer folds of her labia
and the tops of her thighs to be incredibly sensitive. This little "no-
man's-land" area is often overlooked. Before diving in, slowly and
gently
kiss and lick this area, teasing her by getting closer and closer on one
side, and just when she expects you to "go for it", start all over on
the
other side. This same idea can be prolonged even more by starting with
her inner thighs, just above her knees and working your way up, nipping
her skin with your lips lightly as you alternate from thigh to thigh.
Remember that she is laying back and relaxing, her eyes closed, and
her concentration on what you're doing (or at least she SHOULD be
concentrating on what you're doing). The secret is to establish a
pattern that says "I'm headed for your pussy, dear." and then, just as
she expects you to eat her, a light kiss on her mons or pubic hair, then
you start all over again, working your way down to her pussy again from
somewhere else.
If you do these things correctly, she'll beg you to stop teasing
her, but don't let that bother you. Tease her a little more, until she
insists that you stop fooling around. At this point, her whole body
should be very sensitive, every nerve alive and waiting for your touch.
Now comes the moment of truth. Lean forward and, pause. Pause with
your mouth less than an inch away. If you're like most people, your
breath will be like a warm caress across her damp, sensitive skin. Let
her feel it. Then, as lightly as you can, draw your tounge up between
her
legs, perhaps alonside her labia until you reach the top of her slit.
Follow the contours, all the way down to her entrance. Do it twice, or
three times, but do it slowly and watch her reactions. Do her hips sway
or rock to try to make you touch some other part of her? Does her
breathing change? Does she moan or sigh? Those places that make her
react
are special places that you should remember.
For you guys who failed anatomy class, slide your tounge from the
bottom of her (hopefully now very wet) slit, to the top. This will serve
two very useful functions. First, if her labia (pussy lips for those who
don't know), haven't become swollen and open, your passing tounge will
part them, and excite her at the same time. Secondly, as you rise up,
just as you find the top of her slit, you'll find a small button of
flesh. This is her clitoris and it is as sensitive as the head of your
cock.
Now, if you've ever had a woman who licks and sucks the head of your
cock for too long, first give me her phone number, and second remember
that feeling of being "raw"? If you concentrate on her clit for too
long, that's the feeling she'll get. It is important to watch her
reaction as you lick, so you can judge how much pressure to apply. Start
lightly at first, and vary the speed, motion and pressure. Start with
circling motions, then change to up and down flicks. Pause and decend
down her pussy and return a few seconds later and start again. Don't
keep
up the same pattern so that it is predictable for too long, as this will
numb her clit or bore her, and these are the last things we want to do.
Best of all, if you can, have her masturbate for you. You should
observe what her fingers do, and what sort of motions she likes. This
will give you an idea. Some women are shy about this and are reluctant.
Be patient and if tell her if she wants you to give her terrific
pleasure, it would help you to know what she likes. Other than that,
you'll have to be observant of her reactions.
Shaved versus "natural" looks. This is a matter of taste (pun
intended). Pussies shaved bare are very sensitive and sensual,
especially
once you begin to get things wet with your tounge. You can also trim her
bush for her, which by the way, is a great turn on for her, and shows
her
how delicate and gentle you can be. If you can't convince her to shave
it all off, try buying her a swimsuit that is very narrowly cut down the
front. She'll likely shave so she can wear the suit. If neither of you
wants her shaved bare, make it a part of your foreplay to keep her bush
trimmed neatly.
Trimming her bush is best done with a pair of small scissors with
the points rounded (or covered with adhesive tape). Using a comb, comb
through her hair gently to remove tangles first. Now, with a towel under
her, you can trim for length. Start out long, so that you don't leave
her
bush a mass of short, bristly stubble that will irriate. This is
espcially important between her legs. If her hair curls next to her
labia, cut the hair about half way through the curl, so that it doesn't
stick straight out. If you want to shape her bush, say into a heart,
trim the outline first, before you cut the length. That way, you won't
thin too much hair out and leave bare or thin spots.
If you are going to shave her, be sure to have a good CLEAN safety
razor, a NEW blade (less irritation and fewer nicks), soap or shave
cream, some tissue paper (for any minor nicks), and skin cream or oil
for
afterwards. Shaving her pussy will be a job much like shaving your own
face, except that you'll be working in a far more sensitive area and
more
difficult too.
Begin by trimming her bush short, then laying a warm washcloth on
her while you prepare the soap. Leave her bush damp and lather, being
sure that you clean off her slit and clit so you can protect them later.
Keep the skin taut, and with a warm, wet razor, made light, even
strokes.
Use your own finger to protect any potentially sensitive area from being
nicked. If you shoul
 
"Shaved versus 'natural' looks. This is a matter of taste (pun intended). Pussies shaved bare are very sensitive and sensual,
especially once you begin to get things wet with your tounge. You can also trim her
bush for her, which by the way, is a great turn on for her, and shows her how delicate and gentle you can be. If you can't convince her to shave it all off, try buying her a swimsuit that is very narrowly cut down the
front. She'll likely shave so she can wear the suit. If neither of you wants her shaved bare, make it a part of your foreplay to keep her bush trimmed neatly."

Or, make it a part of your foreplay to leave it the hell alone while you tell her how turned on you get by a thick, hairy bush.
 
WOW! That's gotta be the longest post in the history of the BB!
 
Mr. Magoo, how did you happen to pick up on a thread that is six months dead? Just curious.

oze2000 is actually Felix who has since taken Lasher's advice not to dumb down.

Incidentally, oze2000 send me a cute little note after my initial reaction to his "Guide." Really.
 
Originally posted by deborah:
oze2000 is actually Felix

...or my long lost identical twin?

Nope. Once can admire the sentiment or even share the enthusiasm, but the prose-craft is not my style. How many words did you need to look up?

On the other hand, either Mr. Magoo is a dedicated electronic archeologist or the site is having its semiannual clearance sale on old posts. Collect the classics for your home library today.
 
Nicely written but not original. I've read this description from another web site which I haven't visited since I found Literotica. At least if you plagiarize, give credit to those from whom you steal!

Original link: http://www.xxxstories.com/goiggles11/PSYEATG.TXT

[This message has been edited by unclebill (edited 06-05-2000).]
 
A WORD OF WARNING:

I was so turned on by this strand that I've spent the whole weekend licking as many pussies as I could get my feverish hands on. I couldn't remember all of Oze's excellent instructions but things seemed to go pretty well until this morning when I began heaving and vomiting. I also noticed that my face was puffy and red and that the claw-marks still hadn't healed up properly. After I'd coughed up the last of my fur-balls I paid a visit to the local veterinarian surgeon. He advised me to "Fuck off, and stop being such an annoying little shit!".
 
Stealing from one is called plagerism.

Stealing from many is called research. ;)
 
Guide To Eating Pussy: For Men Everywhere


Have a woman teach you! :D
 
Sure CG, I'll teach ya. I have a friend of mine who learned how to eat his wife to the point of screaming orgasms & squirting from another woman. Let's face it guys, women know what women want! ;)
 
Just lick till your tounge goes numb then lick some more. I can steal your girlfriend if I can get my tounge in her pussy....
 
Randyrandy, you can give my "sheepish" girlfriend a go. I suspect U are quite familiar with the sexual preferences of ewe.
 
F... Bruiser, Thanks, but I'm not from Montana... It is all just a joke!
 
Montana? You are a little past dense there, Randyrandy. Who has America's Cup?

Of course, here in NZ, there are more possum than sheep, and a whole lot more girls playing possum.

Didya ever try a kangaroo? Ya know, as in "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" I wonder? They fight like hell. It's almost like rape.

Well, Randyrandy, if you don't like my "sheepish" girlfriend, you can try the other one. Go right ahead, put it in her pouch.
 
Ezzie, I could show you, but its a little tough to do through a computer screen. You can tell of the action, but can never set the mood just right. A womans most powerful sexual organ is the brain.
 
Oh how right you are, Randy! A well versed man can bring any woman to her knees.
 
First of all, why they call it pussy eating I have no idea. Me personally, I like to lick and suck on it like a piece of candy until I get to the creamy center. Shaved or unshaved is not a problem. If the woman has any hair it just means I get to work a little harder to get to the prize that awaits me. :D

The best guide, in my opinion is to use your imagination, and take hints from your partner. She can and will always let you know if you are doing something right or wrong through her body language as well as her vocal language. And last but not least, you have got to hit the ass as well. That little hole is not puckered up and waiting for no reason. Give it a lick or 20 and see the reaction you get. Probing both holes with a finger or two while licking and sucking on the clit is always a favorite of mine. And as a rule of thumb to myself, the lady doesn't get any dick until she cums at least once, maybe twice by my mouth first. ;)
 
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