Guessing the Aunties Ages

[sirhugs]

It starts as an innocent game after dinner at a family gathering, but quickly becomes flirting, and then hilarity ensues.

 

[Hypoxia]

It starts as an innocent game after dinner at a family gathering, but quickly becomes flirting, and then hilarity ensues.

Aunty confesses that she's been a dirty girl all her life, and hauls her studly nephew off for forbidden pleasures. I already wrote that story.

 

[sirhugs]

Aunty confesses that she's been a dirty girl all her life, and hauls her studly nephew off for forbidden pleasures. I already wrote that story.

but was she the oldest auntie?

 

[Hypoxia]

but was she the oldest auntie?

That's for you to guess, of course.

It starts as an innocent game after dinner at a family gathering, but quickly becomes flirting, and then hilarity ensues.

Some nefarious cousin spikes the punchbowl at the backyard barbecue party. Everyone loosens up. It's a hot afternoon and the swim pool is soon filled with skinny-dipping family. Ages are no secret among the kinfolk so the guessing game is for weights -- how much do we think aunties and uncles weigh? Guesses must be verified on the outdoors scale, but did anyone rig it to throw the contest?

 

[LupusDei]

Ages are no secret among the kinfolk so...

...so the guessing quest is for a guest, daughter's groom is roped into it. Penalties extracted are proportional to errors, and some of those can be of several decades easily.

 

[sirhugs]

...so the guessing quest is for a guest, daughter's groom is roped into it. Penalties extracted are proportional to errors, and some of those can be of several decades easily.

are ropes involved?

 

[Hypoxia]

are ropes involved?

Nylon only. Sisal and hemp ropes absorb water and thus gain weight. No cheating, now.

 

[sirhugs]

Nylon only. Sisal and hemp ropes absorb water and thus gain weight. No cheating, now.

cause cheating attracts trolls?

 

[jaF0]

Just exactly how identical are the twin aunts?

 

[sirhugs]

Just exactly how identical are the twin aunts?

enough to swap husbands without anyone knowing until Jack wonders why Jane finally loves anal.

 

[Hypoxia]

Just exactly how identical are the twin aunts?

Identical twin sisters (the MC's aunties) have wed identical twin brothers and none of them really knows or cares who's fucking whom, no problem.

...the guessing quest is for a guest...

Guest happens to be a food-tasting expert and is called upon to lick identical twin aunties and uncles to judge their ages. Which of each twin-set is a few minutes older? In a blindfold test, the expert licks all other adult nipples to ascertain ages. By the time they finish the taste-testing, does anyone much care about tabulated results? Rampant nipple-sucking ensues. And then...

 

[sirhugs]

Identical twin sisters (the MC's aunties) have wed identical twin brothers and none of them really knows or cares who's fucking whom, no problem.


Guest happens to be a food-tasting expert and is called upon to lick identical twin aunties and uncles to judges their ages. Which of each twin-set is a few minutes older? In a blindfold test, the expert licks all other adult nipples to ascertain ages. By the time they finish the taste-testing, does anyone much care about tabulated results? Rampant nipple-sucking ensues.

should this be in the Nude Day thread?

 

[Hypoxia]

should this be in the Nude Day thread?

Naw, this could be a gathering in any season, but the warmer, the better.

 

[sirhugs]

Naw, this could be a gathering in any season, but the warmer, the better.

cold weather would add erect nipples to the challenge.

 

[Hypoxia]

cold weather would add erect nipples to the challenge.

Everything stiffens as everyone runs naked through the snow to the heated pool. I've been there. In January at an Army base in New Jersey, without nudity but with skimpy swimwear on men and women. Just another military benefit...

 

[Carnevil9]

Guessing women's ages is a fools errand, and most sensible males have learned long ago not to play that sucker's game. There is no way it ends well. You end up either being a liar or a bastard.

 

[sirhugs]

Guessing women's ages is a fools errand, and most sensible males have learned long ago not to play that sucker's game. There is no way it ends well. You end up either being a liar or a bastard.

oh, but the rewards in this game if you get them right.

 

[Hypoxia]

Guessing women's ages is a fools errand...

Which is what makes it a wicked-funny parlor game, with offsprings' naïve male SO's as the suckers, and everyone is naked or nearly so. For fun at a family backyard pool gathering, all moms and dads, aunties and uncles, skimpily adorned in bikinis and speedos, are judged by the hapless/reckless BF's and GF's of their kids. As suggested, penalties should be leveed for bad guesses. Cue the punishment gluttons.

 

[sirhugs]

Which is what makes it a wicked-funny parlor game, with offsprings' naïve male SO's as the suckers, and everyone is naked or nearly so. For fun at a family backyard pool gathering, all moms and dads, aunties and uncles, skimpily adorned in bikinis and speedos, are judged by the hapless/reckless BF's and GF's of their kids. As suggested, penalties should be leveed for bad guesses. Cue the punishment gluttons.

"b...bu...but you can't spank me, I'm a TOP."