Guess what I just found out about the Government!!!

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why does everyone with a search engine think they can surf the net for ten minutes and come up with an article that uncovers deeply secret evidence of governmental conspiracies? Investigative journalism shouldn't take the same amount of time as finding a foot-fucking web site.

 

[Mensa]

What was that?

For God's sake keep it down will you. They're listening, they're always listening!

 

[Problem Child]

2/18/02: The chemtrails over my house are getting thicker. filters in gas mask almost past expiration date. Need catfood, but can't venture outside...government testing bacterial agents...I'm sure of it. The stock market will crash soon. I'm sure of it...glad I sold everything I own except survivla supplies and bought gold.

Charmin is the best toilet paper. cardboard isn't bad if you boil it first and use lots of tobasco sauce. Jenna Jameson is an evil genius, bent on dominating the males of the world with her giant mesmerizing breasts. counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all. Mother, I want to F*** you....

you put your right foot in,
you take your right foot out,
you put your right foot in,
and you shake it all about.

that's what its all about.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

John has a long mustache.

 

[TN_Vixen]

2/18/02: The chemtrails over my house are getting thicker. filters in gas mask almost past expiration date. Need catfood, but can't venture outside...government testing bacterial agents...I'm sure of it. The stock market will crash soon. I'm sure of it...glad I sold everything I own except survivla supplies and bought gold.

Charmin is the best toilet paper. cardboard isn't bad if you boil it first and use lots of tobasco sauce. Jenna Jameson is an evil genius, bent on dominating the males of the world with her giant mesmerizing breasts. counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all. Mother, I want to F*** you....

you put your right foot in,
you take your right foot out,
you put your right foot in,
and you shake it all about.

that's what its all about.

Oh God, proof positive that the gov't has already sent planes dispersing mind-altering chemicals over the plains of California.

Have we no hope?

 

[pabloback]

just because you are paranoid doesnt mean they are not out to get you

 

[p_p_man]

Oh God, proof positive that the gov't has already sent planes dispersing mind-altering chemicals over the plains of California.

Have we no hope?

You might think it's a joke but in the 60s the US and the UK Governments experimented with LSD (a mind hallucegenic drug and considered dangerous) by putting it in selective water supplies.

The people who were involved had no idea they had been picked to take part. Just ordinary Joes going about their every day lives.

Governments are capable of doing anything.

ppman

 

[Guest]

Hey PP

Yes did you know what happened to those experiments? Well seems like it was the army
who wanted to know if LSD had a military
use. A strong type was developed called BZ
BZ was reputed to be teb time stronger than
LSD. The hope was that it could be sprayed
in a mist form on the enemy where it would
work either by inhalation, ingestion or body
contact. The hope was that the enemy troops
would be rendered so helpless that they could
be led away while looking at their hand and
saying " wow man dig the colors..Yeah...Well
test under mock warfare conditions proved that
it would work but not as hoped for. Now can
you just imagine a troop of enemy soldiers
totally intent on staying alive or vanquishing
an enemy then give them a blast of super LSD
and what do you have . You have a troop that
are now verrrry intent on soldering..Ten cops
have a hard time trying to control one man high
on PCP just imagine this in relationship to
troops armed with modern weaponry...Well the
military got off BZ real quick and since it was
the armys money that was used, taxpayer money,
the research petered off a funds ran dry..So
since LSD couldn't be used as a weapon it was
classified as a drug..they really knew what
good old lsd could do.....So that kinda
backfired on them...Too bad in a way because
if it had become a weapon then there would be
lots of it around..you know like guns and stinger
missles and such..oh well

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[Frimost]

hmm

Well if worse comes to worst you can all scurry away and hide. Personally, I've been saving up for a somali-style "technicle" vehicle and already have the megaphone and hockey mask ready. Soon all I'll need is a toadie to introduce me like this-

Greetings from the Lord Humungus
The Warrior of the Wasteland!
The Ayatollah of Rock and Roller.

Oh BTW- I would just like to say a few things before I leave.
There has been too much violence ... much pain. None here is without sin. But, I have an honourable compromise. Give me the gasoline and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland ...Walk away and there will be an end to the horror ...

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Hey PP

Yes did you know what happened to those experiments? Well seems like it was the army
who wanted to know if LSD had a military
use.

The experiments ended, but only after causing serious illness and death to many innocent citizens, when it was found that the distribution of the drug could not be accurately controlled.

I read about the story when a national newspaper over here ran it a few years ago, to be countered by a flat denial by our Government. But then other stories came to light, some by victims, though they didn't know they were at the time.

It's now been lost in time.

But the point here is that Government's are capable of doing anything and those who don't realise that should wise up fast, and maybe protest a little harder against their leaders' actions.

And not believe everything they're offically told...

ppman

 

[Valdimer]

The chair is against the wall.





The crow flies south...in the winter.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: hmm

There has been too much violence ... much pain. None here is without sin. But, I have an honourable compromise. Give me the gasoline and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland ...Walk away and there will be an end to the horror ...

LOL God I love that movie.

 

[MunchinMark]

Re: Hey PP

The hope was that the enemy troops
would be rendered so helpless that they could
be led away while looking at their hand and
saying " wow man dig the colors..Yeah...Well
test under mock warfare conditions proved that
it would work but not as hoped for. Now can
you just imagine a troop of enemy soldiers
totally intent on staying alive or vanquishing
an enemy then give them a blast of super LSD
and what do you have . You have a troop that
are now verrrry intent on soldering..

So, they'd be sitting on the battlefield making circuitboards?

Of course you can find evidence of government conspiracies on the net. Any secretive mastermind will be sure to post details of his most clandestine projects for all to see, wouldn't they?

 

[Frimost]

Any secretive mastermind will be sure to post details of his most clandestine projects for all to see, wouldn't they?

Well I know I do anyway, In fact I think I will drop a few hints here right now...Mr. T clones, marshmallow bombs.... giant Rosie O'Donnels androids. Did I scare you all enough yet?

-From my secret base behind the Penny’s store at your local strip-mall inside the cardboard box of a refrigerator.