Guess penis size!! Sparky and Expertise will be the final judges!!!

[KillerMuffin]

Jumping on the bandwagon with Sparks and Exp. Maybe I'll finally get around to getting some.

Okay, Guess penis size! Sparky and Expertise will let us know if you're correct!

Whose? Ummm, I hadn't thought that far ahead. Well, does it matter? Anyone's I suppose, just guess.

 

[Naked Hunny]

For some reason whenever I fantasize about Expertise his penis is about 7 and a half inches long and about 4 or 5 inches thick!! Maybe im just underestimating but i realize hes not gonna have a 10 inch horse dick

 

[Juliangel]

I agree with NH I see Expertise at about 7.5 inches long but I would say 6 inches around. Or if you want to make them feel really good convert it to CMs the numbers are bigger 19.05cm long 15.24cm around.

As for Sparky I would guess about 6.5 inches or 16.51cms long and 5 inches or 12.7cms around.

 

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[Juliangel]

OH NO FAIR!!! I didn't know we could feel them too! I want to guess again. Come here boys this won't hurt I promise.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

What the hell are the rules here???

Measurment from the top side or the bottom side?

And I've never gotten the girth measurement??? I mean 5 or 6 inches?!? Around!?!

Isn't that like coke can - forearm/wrist territory? I've seen a lot of fucking dudes - hard and soft - been there right next to'em in Shebabe'n'me fun fests and I tell ya - never seen one the size of my wrist or anyone elses. Even the legendary Johnny Wadd Holmes only came to just under the girth of my admittedly somewhat scrawny (artistic?) wrist.

Where are you all finding these cocks? No way.

You ladies are nuts!

 

[Expertise]

Thanks Sparky. I was all of a sudden very glad that my pic doesn't include full frontal nudity.

Length.... somebody has already hit it on the head (no pun intended) girth? I have no idea.

Time to close the blinds

 

[Juliangel]

Sparky you thinking is off a bit. A coke can is about 8 or 9 inches around.

Take a dollar out of your wallet, that is 6 inches long, now make a O with the ends touching, that is 6 inches around.

 

[Juliangel]

Length.... somebody has already hit it on the head (no pun intended) girth? I have no idea.

Ok 7, 7.5, and 8.5 have been guessed, anyone else wanting to join me on a flight to Canada to find out which one it is???

 

[R Nitelight]

Juliangel

Take a dollar out of your wallet, that is 6 inches long, now make a O with the ends touching, that is 6 inches around.

But it's only 2 1/2 inches in Canadian money.

 

[Juliangel]

Dang it sugar don't make me laugh my mouth hurts too bad.

 

[Expertise]

True Nitelight. But just like canadian football.... we have bigger balls.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But, that dollar bill?

You must roll it sideways, right?

Length wise would be for coke - not coke can.

Snort - snort.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

All I'll say is.......

That I'm plenty proud and secure enough of it that I often wave it around in public.

And by quick comparison I'm guite bigger than average - AND - that has been reinforced by mated/partnered "other" females.

ANd to tell the truth - measureing you own penis seems pretty stupid to me - unless you might be really insecure about it OR very, braggart like proud of it. Neither of which I am.

Certainly no female has ever been so curious as to mention that she measure it.

Skues me ladies - have you? I mean at your own behest - have you requested to measure your lover's cock?

 

[April]

Hell yeah, Sparky. I've measured hubby's several times.

 

[Expertise]

Did it grow or shrink? Sorry cutie couldn't resist.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

LMAO

Well for starters...Anyone that does have the girth of a wrist can keep it...there is no no way they're coming near me, uuhh, or should I say in me, with anything that fat! And for length, lets just say, when you're a runt like myself, only 5' tall, size DOES matter. A ten inch mammoth is one-sixth my total height..."hey theres organs in there" LOL I prefer the average...so whomever Sparky or Expertise, has the closer to average size..I like it!!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Now April.....

Why would one do that? Do you discuss these matters over coffee?

"Yeah, my boy StuderMuffin's a silly millimeter longer'n yer BobToad boy." "I'll see yer half inch and raise you three quarter's."

I mean, unless it's huge (and good or bad) or real tiny (probably bad) or the guy doesn't know what to do with it (bad for sure) - what's the diff of an inch or so?

 

[April]

Haha, Ex. That is private info, and I will not divulge. If he wants to post it, that's fine, but I won't.

 

[April]

Sparky, it was curiosity on my part, provoked by a thread a couple of months ago. Nothing more than that.

 

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[Juliangel]

I measured my honey ust because I wanted to know, I am nosey. He was almost 9 inches long and 6 inches around, now i just wish he would use it more often!!!

 

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[Expertise]

K Julia now I have an inferiority complex.

Have a nice night kids.

 

[Juliangel]

K Julia now I have an inferiority complex.

No need to at all sweetie not at all.