Grrrrrr,Someone Soothe me *L*

[English Lady]

Ok, So the noisy neighbours are at it again.

Music so loud I can't drown it out with music of my own without giving myself a headache and it's 11pm and I want to sleep damn it.


Grrrrrrr.


Soothe me people, or shoot the damn neighbours, whichever is easiest

 

[angelicminx]

Pulling EL straight into my arms for a giant hug. Anything else I can do to help soothe you?

 

[impressive]

Okay, EL. I just popped in & superglued their ass cracks shut.

 

[kendo1]

There, there.

We had noisy neighbours, eventually had to move to a quieter neighbourhood.

Tried getting the police involved, very messy.

Eventually solved the problem by selling our house to a policeman and his wife.

I believe he's behaving himself now!

 

[English Lady]

Angel -thank you for the hug...thats great!*hugs back*

Imp, you just made me cackle with laughter...thanks love!

 

[English Lady]

There, there.

We had noisy neighbours, eventually had to move to a quieter neighbourhood.

Tried getting the police involved, very messy.

Eventually solved the problem by selling our house to a policeman and his wife.

I believe he's behaving himself now!

Well we're trying to move, just can't find anywhere to go. Well I've got the authorities involved, they've been warned once, I'll email the noise pollution guy again, and they'll be facing legal action for it...idiots.

 

[TheEarl]

EL: Wait until 5:30am when they're all just gettign into the worst stage of their hangovers that they'd be hoping to sleep through. That's when you break out the klaxons.

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

EL: Wait until 5:30am when they're all just gettign into the worst stage of their hangovers that they'd be hoping to sleep through. That's when you break out the klaxons.

The Earl

Or even better, Beth's Barney videos!!!!!!!

 

[impressive]

Or even better, Beth's Barney videos!!!!!!!

Oh, that's PERFECT!

 

[English Lady]

*grins* I will have to put in some ear plugs so I don't have to endure it though....

 

[impressive]

*grins* I will have to put in some ear plugs so I don't have to endure it though....

I thought mothers were immune. (Didn't you get the vaccination?)

 

[English Lady]

*chuckles* Oh I wish I had, I can kinda put it to background noise, works well with most other annoying kids programmes but that damn purple dinosaure just gets on my wick *L*

 

[kendo1]

God! I can remember the days, getting up at 5 o'clock to watch Barney.

Could have wrung his neck.

 

[English Lady]

Barney needs throttling...definitely!

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOLOL

I had neighbors who loved to crank their car stereo at incredible volume, and they drove in and out at every hour imaginable. (On the dole so they didn't have to work, they partied until all hours and just didn't give a shit about their neighbors.) Their choice of music was just as bad, Gangster Rap. (I don't mind rap but I don't need to hear "Shoot the Pigs, Rape the Whores, and take what you want" at 0230.

One night I got fed up with the quite rude wakeup calls. After they had sat in the parking lot chatting with their friends and listening to their "music" for half an hour they went inside. Soon after I used a little bit of judiciouse breaking and entering to sort things out for them. The next afternoon they started up their car to find a BlueGrass tape inserted into their stereo, with the volume knob and tape door superglued shut. (I have to add the volume was turned up to max.) It took them two days to disconnect the radio and I haven't heard their radio since.

Cat

 

[carsonshepherd]

mum

 

[Guest]

 

[McKenna]

<snip>
One night I got fed up with the quite rude wakeup calls. After they had sat in the parking lot chatting with their friends and listening to their "music" for half an hour they went inside. Soon after I used a little bit of judiciouse breaking and entering to sort things out for them. The next afternoon they started up their car to find a BlueGrass tape inserted into their stereo, with the volume knob and tape door superglued shut. (I have to add the volume was turned up to max.) It took them two days to disconnect the radio and I haven't heard their radio since.

Cat

Cat, you may just be my hero!

 

[McKenna]

EL, luv, I suggest you do the Barney videos as EARLY as possible in the morning!


Until then, ((((((English Lady))))))).

 

[BlackShanglan]

*nuzzle* So sorry to hear it, EL. Winch me up onto their roof and I promise to practice close-formation cavalry drill through the wee hours of the morning.

Shanglan

 

[English Lady]

seacat *LOL* very nice!

My neighbours like thump thump thump hardcore dance "music" yeowch *L*

Thanks son *grins*


thanks Jammies, though it's a bit early for the alcohol now, I'll save it for later

Mckenna...Barney video going on soon *wg* I might feel the need to hoover soon too...in the bedroom obviously

Shanglan...oooh now I like that idea



you're all sweethearts *hugs* the music went off about midnight...so i got some sleep in the end!

 

[SnoopDog]

Did I ever mention I love the word soothe?


As in here....

when you tried to kiss me
i only bit your tongue.
when you tried to get me together
i only came undone.
when you tried to tell me
the one for me was you,
i was in your mattress back in 1982.

daria, I won't be soothed.
daria, I won't be soothed over like,
smoothed over like milk,
silk, a bedspread, or a quilt,
icing on a cake,
or a serene translucent lake.
daria, daria, daria,
i won't be soothed.
i won't be soothed.

when you tried to tell me
of all the love you had,
i was cleaning oil from beaches
seeing only what was bad.
when you tried to feed me
i only shut my mouth.
food got on your apron
and you told me to get out.

daria, I won't be soothed.
daria, I won't be soothed over like,
smoothed over like milk,
silk, a bedspread, or a quilt,
icing on a cake,
or a serene translucent lake.
daria, daria, daria,
daria, daria, daria,
daria, i won't be soothed.
i won't be soothed.



Snoopy

 

[English Lady]

nice words snoop

I like the word soothe too, it slips from the lips

 

[SnoopDog]

nice words snoop

I like the word soothe too, it slips from the lips

Yeah, it's a great song by 'Cake'.

Oh and by the way, I'd bark at and bite at your neighbours anytime honey.

Snoopy

 

[English Lady]

Thanks snoop, you're a sweetheart