Grrrrr

[Just-Legal]

Okay, I have noticed, not for the first time, that some of my readers take things TOO literally.

Have I ever been punched in the face? Yes I have. I work in a bar, it happens more often than I'd like. Yes, I had sex that night. I needed to feel loved and comforted and it was a natural progression for me...

*snarls*

If I wrote a fic about a vampire would they ask me if I'd ever been fucked by one? *fumes*

 

[Liar]

If I wrote a fic about a vampire would they ask me if I'd ever been fucked by one? *fumes*

Some probably would.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

If I wrote a fic about a vampire would they ask me if I'd ever been fucked by one? *fumes*

Probably.

Have you? Just kinda curious.

 

[Just-Legal]

Define vampire

Someone who likes biting necks and occasionally drinks blood then yes.

Someone who is dependant on drinking blood to live, no.

I have strange friends

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Define vampire ...

Vampire - (noun) One who hangs about an acquaintance’s neck to drain all the enjoyment and spontaneity from every event which occurs.

The world, it seems, is full of vampires.

 

[gauchecritic]

What you have to remember Just, is that some readers believe that no one under the age of 18 has ever had sex, that any given faithful wife can be turned into a cum-slut by the sight of a foreign penis and that all a lesbian really needs is a good seeing to.

They're only readers and you disappointed them by not writing what they liked. Shame on you.

Gauche

P.S I take it that you've not yet had the pleasure of L&L the lesbian sisters?

 

[bg23]

P.S I take it that you've not yet had the pleasure of L&L the lesbian sisters?

Hehe...they were my first trolls ever...
I look back on them rather fondly now.

You're missing out, Just!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Vampire, noun, see lawyer.

 

[Just-Legal]

L&L? No. Hmm, wonder what fic they would slaughter.

Svenska? *snickers* I agree... or I would, if my friend wasn't a legal secretary to a v.nice lawyer.

 

[Xelebes]

Define vampire

Someone who likes biting necks and occasionally drinks blood then yes.

Someone who is dependant on drinking blood to live, no.

I have strange friends

Are you one of my friends then?

 

[SeaCat]

Vampire - (noun) One who hangs about an acquaintance’s neck to drain all the enjoyment and spontaneity from every event which occurs.

The world, it seems, is full of vampires.

See also In-Laws. Oh wait they're under parasites.

Cat

 

[Honey123]

Okay, I have noticed, not for the first time, that some of my readers take things TOO literally.

Have I ever been punched in the face? Yes I have. I work in a bar, it happens more often than I'd like. Yes, I had sex that night. I needed to feel loved and comforted and it was a natural progression for me...

*snarls*

If I wrote a fic about a vampire would they ask me if I'd ever been fucked by one? *fumes*

Yes...you wouldn't believe the IM's I get asking me questions about all the affairs I have had and such...I have been called a bitch, a slut and those were the nice names...

This is the conclusion I came to -- they are stories to be read by anyone; that's why we write them. Feedback, any kind, is welcomed, to me it means I reached someone, even if they hate my guts because they think I cheated on my husband/boyfriend with my boss/girlfriend/husband's friends...whatever!! It's those damn low votes I hate. If you hate my story..don't vote, don't finish reading it and go off and find a story that you will enjoy!

I swear, if I did half those things, I'd never be dressed and probably never be out of bed. (Hmm..although that does sounds likes Tuesdays in my house!) --

Just keep writing!

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: Grrrrr

Yes...you wouldn't believe the IM's I get asking me questions about all the affairs I have had and such...I have been called a bitch, a slut and those were the nice names...

This is the conclusion I came to -- they are stories to be read by anyone; that's why we write them. Feedback, any kind, is welcomed, to me it means I reached someone, even if they hate my guts because they think I cheated on my husband/boyfriend with my boss/girlfriend/husband's friends...whatever!! It's those damn low votes I hate. If you hate my story..don't vote, don't finish reading it and go off and find a story that you will enjoy!

I swear, if I did half those things, I'd never be dressed and probably never be out of bed. (Hmm..although that does sounds likes Tuesdays in my house!) --

Just keep writing!

Here's a recent one that's rather memorable:

"Your Private Party made me mad. Fucked two whores simultanously. One in pussy and the other in ass. More stories like this to make me hot.

ARE U INTESESTED IN SHARING SEXY INNOVATIVE THOUGHTS WITH ME ?"

It came complete with his name, vital statistics, and where he lives. Go figure.

 

[Lisa Denton]

If I wrote a fic about a vampire would they ask me if I'd ever been fucked by one? *fumes*

I've always had a fantasy about being seduced by a beautiful vampire lady. I wrote a story about it on THAT OTHER site and girls loved it but some male dork called me a Lezzie Buffy Wannabie. I think Buffy is hot and took it as a compliment and told him so. He got pissed- go figure.

 

[Just-Legal]

I have to admit, I don't take my writing here as seriously as I should because I write in other places as well... not erotica (well not on its own at least), but that writing tends to take precedence over this.

I'll bet the person who wrote that comment to me doesn't even have the guts to post something on here though.