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How rude!
Now I'm bored again.
I'd give you a hug and kiss but I don't want to give your testicles a paper cut.
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Awe! so kind and thoughtful on so many levels!
Ummm... do you have a paper tongue?
Because I could put down my book... well I think i can, I think I can.
I've never seen you without it.
Just sayin'.
It may put a barrier between yourself and, um, interested parties.![]()
I haven't been to an interesting party in ages!
However, I did find one interesting interested individual!
I think I dropped the book back around Halloween.
He's hiding behind the book, isn't he? *nods*
You have a tattoo... there?Just hiding my tattoo... or sumthin'.
Tryin' to appear intellectual! Chicks dig dudes who read!
P'rhaps I should turn the book right-side up... hmmm.
You have a tattoo... there?
Whoa, dude!
Just hiding my tattoo... or sumthin'
What's the design if I may ask?
If it says 'Mother', now that's just wrong.![]()
What's the design if I may ask?
If it says 'Mother', now that's just wrong.![]()
Story from a Norfolk, VA waitress in the 70's. Started going out with this guy, really liked him. They got a room a coulple weeks later. She pulled it out og his pants and was moving it towards her mouth when she saw it! A fly tatood on the head
End of relationship.![]()
Story from a Norfolk, VA waitress in the 70's. Started going out with this guy, really liked him. They got a room a coulple weeks later. She pulled it out og his pants and was moving it towards her mouth when she saw it! A fly tatood on the head
End of relationship.![]()
How rude!
Now I'm bored again.
Boys do inexplicable things. Like, for instance, ride their trike off the high porch into the garbage cans... Four years old, and it's the first time he's heard women ask;What would possess someone to get a fly tattoo? *shudder*
Boys do inexplicable things. Like, for instance, ride their trike off the high porch into the garbage cans... Four years old, and it's the first time he's heard women ask;
What did you do that for?
But it won't be the last.
And where has he gotten himself tattooed?My cousin rode his trike off the back of his dad's pickup truck when he was seven, I think (maybe younger). He figured he would fly, like Evel Kneivel.
He didn't fly.
He did have an interesting chin wound and required many, many stitches.
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And where has he gotten himself tattooed?![]()
He's in the military now.
I haven't asked.
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