GRrrrr!! Someone plagiarized my "i'm bored" thread!

I'd give you a hug and kiss but I don't want to give your testicles a paper cut.

:kiss:

Awe! so kind and thoughtful on so many levels!


Ummm... do you have a paper tongue?:confused:

Because I could put down my book... well I think i can, I think I can.
 
Awe! so kind and thoughtful on so many levels!


Ummm... do you have a paper tongue?:confused:

Because I could put down my book... well I think i can, I think I can.

I've never seen you without it.

Just sayin'.

It may put a barrier between yourself and, um, interested parties. ;)
 
I've never seen you without it.

Just sayin'.

It may put a barrier between yourself and, um, interested parties. ;)

I haven't been to an interesting party in ages!
However, I did find one interesting interested individual!

I think I dropped the book back around Halloween.
 
I haven't been to an interesting party in ages!
However, I did find one interesting interested individual!

I think I dropped the book back around Halloween.

:D:D:D

It's amazing artwork, of course.

Book and all.

:)
 
"of course"?

Thank you, but I would not say that is a given.

But I suppose I could brag a bit about that, eh?;)
 
wow... can't even imagine the pain involved with that... yeeeoouuch! :eek:
 
*shrug*
Ya gotta suffer to be beautiful. That tat is a chick-magnet- right?

Throbbs?
 
Story from a Norfolk, VA waitress in the 70's. Started going out with this guy, really liked him. They got a room a coulple weeks later. She pulled it out og his pants and was moving it towards her mouth when she saw it! A fly tatood on the head :eek:

End of relationship. :D
 
Story from a Norfolk, VA waitress in the 70's. Started going out with this guy, really liked him. They got a room a coulple weeks later. She pulled it out og his pants and was moving it towards her mouth when she saw it! A fly tatood on the head :eek:

End of relationship. :D

A fly inside a fly. Has a mobius strip quality to it. ;)
 
What would possess someone to get a fly tattoo? *shudder*
Boys do inexplicable things. Like, for instance, ride their trike off the high porch into the garbage cans... Four years old, and it's the first time he's heard women ask;
What did you do that for?

But it won't be the last.
 
Boys do inexplicable things. Like, for instance, ride their trike off the high porch into the garbage cans... Four years old, and it's the first time he's heard women ask;
What did you do that for?

But it won't be the last.

My cousin rode his trike off the back of his dad's pickup truck when he was seven, I think (maybe younger). He figured he would fly, like Evel Kneivel.

He didn't fly.

He did have an interesting chin wound and required many, many stitches.

:eek:
 
My cousin rode his trike off the back of his dad's pickup truck when he was seven, I think (maybe younger). He figured he would fly, like Evel Kneivel.

He didn't fly.

He did have an interesting chin wound and required many, many stitches.

:eek:
And where has he gotten himself tattooed? :D
 
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