ImSinister
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Had a discussion about this the other day.
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Grower or Show'er?
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EternalWinter
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ImSinister said:
Where's the "what the hell are you talking about" option?
I guess I'll go with peas and porn...
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Huh??
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We need a woman to explain what this means, I guess.
Can I have a volunteer from the audience, please?
Can I have a volunteer from the audience, please?
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ImSinister said:
Sure, I'll volunteer.
It means does your penis show well when its not hard? Or is it small when soft, really small? but, when it grows its a good size.
So, is the length of your penis nice, and something you want to show off even when soft? or does it show the true size.. only when hard? Some guys are really super small when soft and regular to above average when hard.
So, are you a grower, or a shower?
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ImSinister said:
You should probably just tell us before we get bored...
Edit: Nevermind.
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Lorelei_11 said:
Thanks Lorelei.
What do chicks think about all of this?
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MichiMan said:
lol... that reminds me of an old Seinfeld episode. George just got out of the pool, and this chick opens his door while he's changing.
He's yelling, I was in the pool.. and the was cold!
I know this term because my ex was like that, super small... but man he grew ... you know, he was a grower.
I did love to make him grow, again and again and again. *sigh* Now, I'm sexless.
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MichiMan said:
Is it cold in here or is it just me?
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ImSinister said:
I don't know what chicks think. I don't care personally. Its much more about getting it hard, than anything. Thats where all the fun is, and playing with it.
and enjoying it, and... you know the rest.
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mmmm - I like them both (of course!) But there's something fun about a grower. Kinda like rubbing the magic lamp and watching the genie apear. Plus - there's nothing hotter than to catch him off guard (asleep) suck the entire soft penis in to your mouth and just feel it grow.....
mmmmm
mmmmm
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plasticman33 said:
I'd think by now things would be starting to warm up.. read my posts! *shaking head*
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MichiMan said:from 'oh.'
to "OH, MY!"
excellent work!
Ohhhhhhhhhh,
I'm just getting warmed up.
Gawd I love mens parts. We had endless weekends fo sex. Men are great! My god he would get hard while we had breakfast and the thin black lace straps from my pyjama top were falling down my shoulders, exposing part of my breasts.
Men get horny so wonderfully easy.
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ltnsfr007 said:UP & DOWN ?
Oh yes... yesssss... yesssssssssss!
I just started to write a song with sex involved. I'm starting to get in the mood.
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ltnsfr007 said:Hehehe I can tell, L_11 you're holding that S key down 'couse you're typing w/ one hand
lol
I'm just starting to get in the mood. We women are different than you guys I think. I need a lot of inspiration, and stimulation.Who knows what will happen.
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crazybbwgirl said:
sounds pretty damn good to me
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pease porridge hot
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This reminds me of a very old joke...Lorelei_11 said:
A man was brought into the hospital after a severe car accident. Word soon got around the hospital that the man had his name "Joe" tattooed on his penis. All the nurses were having a good laugh at this until one day a nurse who was attending "Joe" came into the break room with her eyes wide.
The other nurses asked her what had happened. She said, "I was giving "Joe" a sponge bath when he became excited and started to enlarge."
"So what's the big deal? We've all seen that before," said one of the other nurses.
The first nurse replied, "Yeah, but when he was fully erect his tattoo didn't say Joe. It said, 'Eat at Joe's Bar & Grill, Talahassee Florida.' "
