Grower Not A Shower?

JLatino

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any guys or any women have experience with guys that their packages start out reeeeeally small (sometimes negative numers), then get reeeeeeally big when aroused? like to the extreme where you're like "how does it do that?"
 
JLatino said:
any guys or any women have experience with guys that their packages start out reeeeeally small (sometimes negative numers), then get reeeeeeally big when aroused? like to the extreme where you're like "how does it do that?"

The Vulcan girl from Enterprise was on Howard Stern last night and used the phrase.


I, unfortunately, am neither.
 
i heard joe rogan (fear factor host) use it and i thought it was funny and the perfect description for myself.
 
Me too! I was, like 6 lbs. when I was born, and I'm now 105 lbs. heavier. That's a huge increase percentage-wise. I'm also much taller.
 
PV, you will be the death of me. yet you're my rock :p

sexielexie...love your AV.
 
Private Vasquez said:
I might kill you one of these days, but it'll be an accident.

Ha! I'm bookmarking thread down, future murderer.
 
A baby pig weighs 3 pounds at birth, & grows to be a 450-600lb adult female, or even larger if it's a boar. That's a 150-200 times larger!Bears & Kangaroos are beyond that!
 
Private Vasquez said:
It's Barbie mind tricks...all of it.

you know i co-wrote that song with hammer? he wrote about the pumps and i wrote about the bumps.
 
JLatino said:
PV makes any thread worth looking at.

Yes she does. If she wasn't plastic and I wasn't hetero, I'd be on her like white on rice.
 
My epidermis is covered in a prophylactic barrier to protect me from cooties. There is actual skin under there.
 
Private Vasquez said:
My epidermis is covered in a prophylactic barrier to protect me from cooties. There is actual skin under there.

now all you have to do is get her over that pesky hetero thing.
 
Wow. Great minds think alike. First me & Azwed, now me & JLatino. Eerie.
 
I started off really small and wished I was big. Now that I'm big I wish I was small again. Things were much easier then.
 
CAROSI said:
I started off really small and wished I was big. Now that I'm big I wish I was small again. Things were much easier then.

oh yeah...i forgot this thread had a topic.
 
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