NOIRTRASH
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After Mayor Bill DeBlasio lifted and dropped a groundhog, PETA (People Eat Tasty Animals) sued and the court issued the following new rules for the occasion.
You may no longer stare at a groundhog. You must stare into a mirror. So here are the new rules.
1. If you see POOKIE or Hillary looking back at you, 6 more weeks of PTSD will follow.
2. If you see COLONEL HOGAN staring back at you youll remain clueless for 6 more weeks.
3. If you see THYE FOREST GRUMP looking back at you, you must shit in the woods for 6 weeks.
You may no longer stare at a groundhog. You must stare into a mirror. So here are the new rules.
1. If you see POOKIE or Hillary looking back at you, 6 more weeks of PTSD will follow.
2. If you see COLONEL HOGAN staring back at you youll remain clueless for 6 more weeks.
3. If you see THYE FOREST GRUMP looking back at you, you must shit in the woods for 6 weeks.
