Grouches of lit sign in

[J.B.]

You know who you are. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

 

[JazzManJim]

You know me. I'm a Little Ray of Sunshine!

 

[April]

Major grouch here. Now leave me the fuck alone.

And for gawd's sake people, learn how to spell.

 

[Phoenyx]

iM NOT A GROUCH.. i CAN QUIT ANY TIME i WANT..

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You know who you are. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Piss off.

 

[Gaucho]

Okay, I'm here.

Oh, wait. You said...

My bad.

 

[bluemuse]

Y'all just need some milk and cookies.

 

[celiaKitten]

Y'all just need some milk and cookies.

I just need sex.

 

[J.B.]

JMJ claims to be a little ray of sunshine
April spell check sez I’m write
Phoenyx is in denial
Roseville well…. I’d rather not get in to his issues
Gaucho’s confused
Blue hand one of those cookies my way.

 

[bluemuse]

I just need sex.

*sigh* Me too. Maybe if the cookies are really, really good......?

 

[April]

I need a fucking massage, you lazy good-for-nothings.


Good to see you Gaucho. Now I don't have to email you, asking if you're dead or something.

 

[celiaKitten]

*sigh* Me too. Maybe if the cookies are really, really good......?

Nope - no way. Totally not comperable and I simply refuse to settle Ricky's gotta get his ass up here.

 

[bluemuse]

I need a fucking massage, you lazy good-for-nothings.


Good to see you Gaucho. Now I don't have to email you, asking if you're dead or something.

A "fucking massage"? How much more does that cost than a normal massage? Not that I would...you know....just curious. I swear.

 

[Uber Sparky]

If grouch may mean...

that one, coming here to this particular board...

prefers discussion of pith and logic...

rather than silly sexual fluff or talk of 'favorite' anything - movies, TV shows or candy...

then count me as a grouch.

But who here should admit to having a problem?

 

[J.B.]

no cookie can replace sex.

 

[JazzManJim]

I just need sex.

Ditto.

Double Ditto.

Quadfuckingruple Ditto.

 

[Gaucho]

Good to see you Gaucho. Now I don't have to email you, asking if you're dead or something.

Oh, that figures. What, are you trying to MAKE me grouchy?

 

[glamorilla]

A "fucking massage"? How much more does that cost than a normal massage? Not that I would...you know....just curious. I swear.

about a hundred bucks.

 

[phrodeau]

(tripod.com pic removed)

 

[bluemuse]

Nope - no way. Totally not comperable and I simply refuse to settle Ricky's gotta get his ass up here.

Settle??? You have obviously never had one of MY cookies!!! They are orgasmic!!


That is complete and utter bullshit. They are better than no sex, though.

Rickeeeeee..........get your ass up THERE!!!!

 

[April]

Oh, that figures. What, are you trying to MAKE me grouchy?

I aim to please.

 

[bluemuse]

about a hundred bucks.

Thank you dear. I'll file this info away for a rainy day.

 

[Gaucho]

I aim to please.

Oh, all right then. Since you asked...






I'm dead.

 

[J.B.]

Ditto.

Double Ditto.

Quadfuckingruple Ditto.

so.....



you need sex?

 

[Boreal_Dork]

Oh Fuck each and every one of you and the horses you rode in on!!!

I'm tired of all this and the shit I've been getting about that photo of me... that sheep was consenting, I'm telling you!!!




oh wait... whoops...

that was for the board I'm running away from...


how is everyone here on a wonderful evening?