Grey Pubes

[NoJo]

The hair on my head started going grey when I was in my late twenties. I'm used to grey hair. But I have just a single, long, grey pube that I'm dying to pull out.

Is it true that two will grow back if I do? Maybe I should dye it? What do the rest of you geriatrics do about your greyness?

 

[sincerely_helene]

The hair on my head started going grey when I was in my late twenties. I'm used to grey hair. But I have just a single, long, grey pube that I'm dying to pull out.

Is it true that two will grow back if I do? Maybe I should dye it? What do the rest of you geriatrics do about your greyness?

I hear if you tie the end of it round a door knob and get someone to slam it, then stick it under your pillow before bed, the pube fairy will cum and leave you cash.

Is it safe to assume you've got more than time on your hands after inspecting that area so thoroughly?

 

[scheherazade_79]

If I were you I'd take my chances with pulling it out, Joe. If more and more do spring up, it might be worth shaving. It sounds extreme, but I've heard it has the bonus of making you look bigger in that department. Don't ask me - I'm a lesbian, who has no idea how the male anatomy works.

I don't think you should dye it, because it'll end up rubbing off on your underpants (is that what men call their panties these days?) and leave a stain that's difficult to get rid of.

All the best

 

[oggbashan]

If you wait a while it won't be the only one.

When ALL your hair is grey, apart from the patches that are bald, you won't care about the odd coloured one left.

Once you start pulling the grey ones there will always be another one tomorrow...

Og, grey and unpulled

 

[rgraham666]

I haven't noticed if I'm getting grey down there. I don't pay attention and I don't have anyone checking for me.

Wouldn't care if I was grey. I'm getting old, grey happens, and I could care less.

 

[Flight420]

The hair on my head started going grey when I was in my late twenties. I'm used to grey hair. But I have just a single, long, grey pube that I'm dying to pull out.

Is it true that two will grow back if I do? Maybe I should dye it? What do the rest of you geriatrics do about your greyness?

The "Just For Men Mustache and Beard" brand of hair color works great for pubes as well as chest hairs, lasts for about a month and doesn't rub off on underwear either!

 

[impressive]

The "Just For Men Mustache and Beard" brand of hair color works great for pubes as well as chest hairs, lasts for about a month and doesn't rub off on underwear either!

I thought that stuff was pulled from the market due to lead content.

Joe, go natural. It's sexy.

 

[Flight420]

I thought that stuff was pulled from the market due to lead content.

Joe, go natural. It's sexy.

hmmmmm? haven't heard about that one.... just re-up'd this last week so it still on the market here. just when my withdrawal from ephedra finally subsides I'm gonna have to detox from lead? crap!

 

[carsonshepherd]

No grey pubes yet... but I have found and pulled out a gray hair or two. Go for it Joe, make it quick and painless, or do what I do and just shave 'em all of...

 

[Guest]

 

[NoJo]

Is it safe to assume you've got more than time on your hands after inspecting that area so thoroughly?

I was actually trying to contemplate my navel, but that grey hair kept distracting me.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I was actually trying to contemplate my navel, but that grey hair kept distracting me.

Glad to see you have fresh fruit on your mind today.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Shave it all off right now, then post pictures.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Shave it all off right now, then post pictures.

I second that~

 

[ElizabethWest]

Shaving would definitely take off a few years...or decades...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Dammit! I came back to see pics of Joe's shaved crotch and he's abandoned us!

Joe, you'd better be shaving...

 

[logophile]

Joe,

It's a wive's tale... You can pluck it if you'd like and you'll just keep going gray at the same rate.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Die them all electric Kelly Green for St. Paddy's Day.

Begorrah! Just like the Olde Sod!

 

[snooper]

... What do the rest of you geriatrics do about your greyness?

Nothing. I haven't been able to see them for years!

 

[hydrex]

LMAO I can't fucking believe this is even an issue.

 

[Guest]

ah... i feel a sadist moment washing over me...
i think, you should pluck all your pubes out, one by one with tweezers. this might keep you entertained for a period of time.
is this 'vain'glorious to notice one grey pube?
i think i would be more worried if you had one single grey hair curling out of your nostril...
think about it.

 

[NoJo]

LMAO I can't fucking believe this is even an issue.

Well, judging by your avatar, you're still pretty young, hydrex.

 

[Guest]

Have you plucked it yet? If not, let me?

 

[hydrex]

Well, judging by your avatar, you're still pretty young, hydrex.

I've got gray in my crotch and my mustache. I'm just not vain about it. no offense to you.

 

[NoJo]

I've got gray in my crotch and my mustache. I'm just not vain about it. no offense to you.

You must be very dignified.