Greetings

[Ask Jake]

I'm Jake. I'm new here. I'm a VIRGIN! Not really. At least not in real life. But I guess I am here. It's kind of nice being a born again virgin! I've been lurking for a while, getting a feel for the personalities here. I've seen some Good people, and I've seen The Bad. The Ugly is what made me decide it's time for me to start posting. I don't take kindly to the new little group that has come in from another board just to infect this one with their bitterness, hatred and plain out ugliness. I hope they will be rid of in short time.

I hope everyone just continues to have a good time. Life is too short to waste on jealous ugly chicks, .

anyone else being a night owl tonight 'sides me? I swear I suffer from selective insomnia. Selective as in, the nights I have to work. Damn my luck!

The Expert,
Jake

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

jealous ugly chicks

Who Might They Be? LOL

Hello Jake
Have A Great Time!

Stay Away From Eating The Troll Meat Or At Least Try.

 

[Mistress]

Snuggles Welcome to Lit...and I'm not a jealous ugly chick...I'm just ugly. Oh, and I have insomnia too!

 

[Renegade]

Ask Jake

Welcome to Lit. The place has been kinda nasty lately, but it does grow on you. Like a bad rash or something along those lines. lol

Have fun.

 

[lavender]

 

[Ask Jake]

whew

Thanks for replying. I was about to go to bed pouting. Mistress, I was not referring to you as the ugly jealous chick. You're not a bad gal, just doing more than your share of asskissing . Troll meat sounds interesting. I'll try anything once.

......getting sleepy............need to write article........rather post on Lit board...........sometimes I hate work!

The Expert,
Jake

 

[Ask Jake]

and

By the way, how many posts does it take to loser my virginity? If it's any indication on real life, I would say it would take me, emmmmmm, about 16 posts!

Jake

 

[Renegade]

Ask Jake

It takes 30 posts before you loose that virgin status. Looks like you have to wait longer then 16 to loose your Lit virginity.

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

Jake....you is fine in my board weary eyes

 

[lavender]

 

[Ask Jake]

shucks

30?? Much different than real life. But that's okay, I'll hang. I like you guys.

Siren, nice to meet you too. You're not so bad yerself. At least from what I've seen so far, you seem to be on the same page as me concerning the Outsiders issue (the outsiders being the lovely wanderers from the hate board). Smarty pants, I definitely have! Although they've become a little too big for my britches lately. Either I need to get a smaller pair, or I need to tone down my smart-assness .

I think you're talking about the asskissing I LIKE. Ooooh.. wait... must control self......

The Expert,
Jake

 

[Siren]

Jake....

 

[Ask Jake]

aahaa!

Simple! I'm an expert on Love, Sex, Relationships, and how to treat Ladies

Jake aims to please ;-)

The Expert,
Jake

 

[Siren]

Well, that expertise is never simple...

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Insomniacs abound!

I'm approaching finals as well, Do you think all insomniacs are procrastinators as well? I'm beginning to think so...

 

[lavender]

 

[Ask Jake]

Siren, lucky for me, it is simple for me. It's my job, it's what I write about. Ever heard of the Surrendering Wife (I think that is what it's called, could be wrong) where the theory is that the woman should surrender to her man so that they will have a good relationship? Bollocks! Women rule this world. They rock our worlds. They are the mother of our children. If anything, we should be the surrenderers. At least that has kept MY little black book full

lavender, you're right. Some of us insomniacs are procrastinators. Some are not. I think I'm a mix of both. Sometimes I'm up late writing articles for my job. Sometimes I'm up late procrastinating writing an article. Tonight happens to be the latter

The Expert,
Jake

 

[Siren]

Now you are speaking my language Jake....

 

[goddess_euphoria]

ok, maybe it's just that my procrastinating leads to my being an insomniac (I don't know, I'm tired and I can't think straight!!) and I spelled that wrong...

and you're lucky to be done with finals! My last one isn't until the 10th!

 

[lavender]

 

[Ask Jake]

Good!

I like your title Siren. I see you know your stuff!

Sadly I must depart for the night, it is getting late even for me. I hope to see all you fun people tomorrow.

Goodnight guys and gals. Sexxy dreams.

Jake

 

[Starfish]

Re: Ask Jake

Welcome to Lit. The place has been kinda nasty lately, but it does grow on you. Like a bad rash or something along those lines. lol

Have fun.

Some of us like it nasty, though. I thought you did too, Ren?

Anyway Jake, Hi.
So where do I fall in, in your little Good, Bad, Ugly catagorization? I just wonder how the expert sees it.
G.

 

[Starfish]

Ouch... tooo late.....

 

[goddess_euphoria]

lavender

I know what you mean!! I am so ready for this semester to be over!! You know the strangest thing though, my last final is in one of my art history classes, and as a rule, we never have finals on finals week in the art department! (I'm an art major) Silly teachers!!