Greetings..........

Yob

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....Earthlings. I am Yob. I will observe record the human sexual rituals diplayed upon this communication device in order to better understand your species.

You are in no danger. I come in peace. Any information will be grately appreciated. Any recorded material will be sent back to High Command where it will be disseminated and stored for our archives.

I must go now. The official observation begins on the thirteenth of your Earth month August.

Thank you.

Yob
 
Hey...

...offhand, you didn't happen to see Mork in your travels? That m*****f***** owes me a rocket egg!
 
I do not understand "Mork".

I am Yob. My own rocket is muck larger than any of your .... eggs?

I will see if I am able to obtain any information on this creature you call Mork.

Thank you.
Yob
 
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