Greetings, Americans!

[Osama bin Laden]

Greetings, Americans! I am Osama bin Laden. I hear your President (what's his name? I forget) is looking for me. Well, here I am. He's welcome to come over for a Koran reading anytime.

I am a fun guy with a lot of money to spend on a cute young American babe. Normally, I enjoy killing Americans, but cute young babes I'd rather fuck instead. Why waste good meat, huh? But please don't tell my mullah-- he thinks I'm still a virgin.

About that 9/11 thing. I wasn't behind it, and my organization Al Qaeda wasn't involved at all, but I think it was really cool. Whoever did do it, I'd like to shake his hand! I hope there will be many more 9/11's in the future.

Anyway, I hope to hook up with some hot young American babes here on the Literotica BB, so we can get together and do the booga-booga.

Anybody got any pork rinds?

Your Favorite Terrorist Mastermind,

OB1

 

[HeavyStick]

You are a coward, you have no soul. if you were on fire, I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you.

Now as far as you being Bin laden himself. You are a fucking retard and rank no higher than the fuck sludge of 2 gay hobo's.

 

[fgarvb1]

Osama, Yo mama!

Now just hold still for one more minute!


INCOMING!

 

[lobito]

You are a coward, you have no soul. if you were on fire, I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you.

Now as far as you being Bin laden himself. You are a fucking retard and rank no higher than the fuck sludge of 2 gay hobo's.

Please don't offend fucking retards, or gay hobos. Their people too.

 

[bluespoke]

Please don't offend fucking retards, or gay hobos. Their people too.

Especially not those fucking! THEY'RE people too!

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Greetings, Americans! I am Osama bin Laden. I hear your President (what's his name? I forget) is looking for me. Well, here I am. He's welcome to come over for a Koran reading anytime.

I am a fun guy with a lot of money to spend on a cute young American babe. Normally, I enjoy killing Americans, but cute young babes I'd rather fuck instead. Why waste good meat, huh? But please don't tell my mullah-- he thinks I'm still a virgin.

About that 9/11 thing. I wasn't behind it, and my organization Al Qaeda wasn't involved at all, but I think it was really cool. Whoever did do it, I'd like to shake his hand! I hope there will be many more 9/11's in the future.

Anyway, I hope to hook up with some hot young American babes here on the Literotica BB, so we can get together and do the booga-booga.

Anybody got any pork rinds?

Your Favorite Terrorist Mastermind,

OB1

Y'know, the HighSchoolJock thing got on my nerves out of stupidity alone, but at least it was funny at times...This is just in poor taste. Too many people died that day to make it a joke now. At very least, we should be better than this. Let's not make Lit. another BB with no taste or respect.

 

[Osama bin Laden]

Who's joking?

Who's joking? I really am Osama bin Laden. You know, fucking camels gets boring after a while.

So, where are all the hot young American babes who want to fuck me?

 

[Guest]

Yeah, but scotty's punctuation was so bad his posts were almost un-readable...

 

[70/30]

I'm suing you for $116trillion for being an asshole and causing me uncontrollable stress. I want it in cash or concubine, not camels.

 

[Guest]

Hi, OsAmer Bin yayati.

Welcome to Lit.

 

[Osama bin Laden]

RE: $116 Trillion?

To the American wanting to sue me, I don't have that many camels or concubines, but I have a lot of camel piss for you, lackey slob. It's not too different from your Budweiser. Drink to your heart's content!

Who is this yayati fellow? Sound like a real cool dude. Hey, give me a ring & we'll party like it's 1399!

OB1

 

[Guest]

I have pieces of broken glass on my foreskin. I tried to have sex with a bottle of root beer. Damn thing exploded. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Guest]

 

[Osama bin Laden]

Yada yada yatati

Who are the fuck are you? You live in Infideland, in the Buttfuck Buddy of the Great Satan. Phoey on you, you are not worth the camel piss you swill daily. All Americans drink camel piss, and gargle with it, too.

Who said anything about criticizing U.S. policy? I am here to meet girls.

So come on, you hot Western sluts, lay some action on me! I got American greenbacks!

 

[Spinaroonie]

OBL,

So, was it you or the government?

While we're on it...

Is it you or the government controlling Area 51?

Was it an Al-Qaeda attack at Roswell? (When you were -12 or so)

I wish I'd thought of this idea first, I'd have made it funny.

 

[Osama bin Laden]

Spinaroonie

Thought of what idea? I don't get you. I am not trying to be funny here. I am a very serious man.

All my life I have wanted to be a terrorist mastermind, ever since I was a little boy. I used to strap little teensie weensie sticks of dynamite on dolls so I could pretend they were suicide bombers. In college, I usually had a copy of the Koran in one hand, and a copy of the Terrorist training Manual in the other.

But I am not here to talk shop. Where are all the hot young American babes eager to wrap their pussies around my pecker? I heard this was a good place to pick up woman.

Cybersluts-- where are the cybersluts?

 

[zach79]

hmmm...someone's got a little too much free time on their hands

 

[airborne92]

Greetings, Americans! I am Osama bin Laden. I hear your President (what's his name? I forget) is looking for me. Well, here I am. He's welcome to come over for a Koran reading anytime.

I am a fun guy with a lot of money to spend on a cute young American babe. Normally, I enjoy killing Americans, but cute young babes I'd rather fuck instead. Why waste good meat, huh? But please don't tell my mullah-- he thinks I'm still a virgin.

About that 9/11 thing. I wasn't behind it, and my organization Al Qaeda wasn't involved at all, but I think it was really cool. Whoever did do it, I'd like to shake his hand! I hope there will be many more 9/11's in the future.

Anyway, I hope to hook up with some hot young American babes here on the Literotica BB, so we can get together and do the booga-booga.

Anybody got any pork rinds?

Your Favorite Terrorist Mastermind,

OB1

Smile Dumbass, your on candid camera. The one in the nose of the cruise missile homing in on your internet connection.

Say cheese!

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Ok, can y'all see the difference now? me-foolish obl-total ass
I'm experiencing a very uncommon feeling for me. I'm at a loss for words. What a sick freak he is. What comes around goes around, and he'll get his.

too bad lit can't get rid of the offensive jerk

 

[Guest]

Ok, can y'all see the difference now? me-foolish obl-total ass
I'm experiencing a very uncommon feeling for me. I'm at a loss for words. What a sick freak he is. What comes around goes around, and he'll get his.

too bad lit can't get rid of the offensive jerk

Say hello to CV, and make it 100th post.
Now, show us your tatas.

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Now that I've had 100 posts do I get to show you my tatas?? Let me know, cuz I'm anxious to show you

 

[Vinny]

Naughty

Show me darling<licks>

Oh yea, people get time for sick shit like this whomever this asswipe is who is posting this. Grow the fuck up or be a grown up and let us know who and where you are

 

[Naughty n Nice]

I really don't care to know who he is. In my opinion, he and this thread should be banned. The disrespect for all of the victims and their family and friends is absolutely sickening. I have to believe that there are more people who agree with me then with him. The best thing we can do is ignore his ass.

 

[Guest]

I still don't see your tatas.

 

[BigEd2000]

Can I see them?