Green Side Up

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Green Side Up
By: RachelBabylon Published: 03/20/2001



A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!"
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.

In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
 
Cracks up laughing!

ok, i'm gonna have to dig out my blond, and men jokes..damnit where did I hide them..
 
:) Glad you liked it...though I mean no disrespect to blondes.
 
Without wanting to detract from a very good joke,the first time I heard it,it concerned a group of Irish labourers laying a lawn.
 
Hmm that reminds me of a time in high school, when I waitressed at the local truckstop. It was halloween and everyone wore costumes, I was skinny then so I borrowed a cheer leader outfit from a friend to wear that night. Hair in pig tails, blue spandex shorts under skirt, make up...

That night a friend teased me and called me a dumb blonde, so..I took on that role. Saying phrases such as:

Like, gag me with a credit card and put me on layaway...
To
Like, my name is Misty and my favorite color is clear!

Needless to say, I racked up in tips that night! [i/]Laughs![/i]


Geez..I was stupid..
 
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