Greatest Day EVER!

[juttjaw]

This is the day that the Lord has made!

And also the day Jesus came back to Earth by hatching from a T-Rex egg.

Pretty sure that's what that book said right?

 

[RobDownSouth]

That was Raptor Jesus.
http://galeon.hispavista.com/raptorjesus/img/poster_raptorjesus.jpg

 

[Brollyanna]

Jesus died on the cross for my sins?

Awkward.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Jesus died on the cross for my sins?

Awkward.

In fairness to Jesus, you had a LOT of sins: on a scale of 1-to-Dolf, you were about a nine.

 

[Brollyanna]

In fairness to Jesus, you had a LOT of sins: on a scale of 1-to-Dolf, you were about a nine.

So much for being discreet.

 

[juttjaw]

Jesus died on the cross for my sins?

Awkward.

How presumptuous of him to ASSUME I would have sins to die for...
What a judgmental prick! Like he never did anything wrong...
Those who live in glass houses Jesus.. Those who live in glass houses..

 

[RobDownSouth]

So much for being discreet.

Your reputation precedes you.

 

[Hypoxia]

Remember, if you don't sin, Jesu die in vain. So sin a lot. And some more. Make it worth the effort. C'mon, push harder. Harder. HARDER!! What, y'call that sin? Bullshit. Now, THIS is a sin! [/me points to TV screen]