Great reasons to be single

[PacificBlue]

In no particular order of importance...

1. Walking around the house naked

2. No waiting at the bathroom

3. Quiet time

4. Not having to share



Continue on...

 

[Quiet Smiles]

Great reasons to be married

1. Walking around the house naked

2. Sharing a shower/bath

3. You're comfortable enough to have quiet time, together

4. Getting to share (your life, your feelings, your thoughts, your body...)

 

[TygerEyez]

I think way too many people are obsessed with finding someone. I've been single for god knows how long *cough* (almost my entire life) *cough*, and I'm doing just fine.

Overall, you can't really put reasons why you SHOULD be anything, except yourself. Single, or married.

 

[Myrrdin]

• The toilet seat is in the same place you left it.
• Your book/papers are still where you left them
• The drivers seat is just where you left it.
• Your bank account is just as you left it.
• Your razor is untouched, where you left it.

 

[Gilly Bean]

• The toilet seat is in the same place you left it.
• Your razor is untouched, where you left it.

The toilet seat is always where it is supposed to be. Down.

And yech, why in the world would I touch his razor? Groooooss! It has all his nasty dry skin, and stubles of hair in it. Heck, I don't even like to re-use my own razor blades. No way I would re-use his!


Gilly Bean, who walks around naked anyway

 

[Stonedagger]

you know

i could probably come up with nice reasons to be single and not nice reasons

for instance
1) Running around naked - alone - who the hell gets to see it? The neighbour in the next building - now runnning around naked together can be VERY fun.
2) Spend your money however the hell you want to - alright!
3) Spend the money on hookers cause you can - then get herpes or VD and you dick falls off - not alright!
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The list can go both ways - currently I am single - I believe I would like to be with someone who is special and nice - but until then I will not compromise myself by sleeping around, buying hookers, or anything else - yes sex is very nice but there needs to be a connection a spark - something...


Oops sorry for going on about that - my friends tried to set me up with a 'loose woman' - if I wanted a loose woman I would go looking for one Dammit! I hate the pretense that I must be lonely here she is -BS!!! I like my life and enjoy the single life and also like lookinf for the woman of my dreams - now let's all line up and show let me see you ladies!! LOL!!

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol, I can do all of those when I'm part of a couple, too. But I do prefer to do them by myself.... except walking around naked. That's more fun with a partner.

 

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[PacificBlue]

Hmmm...


Getting to watch whatever I want on t.v.

Not having to share computer time

Only having to wash clothes for one

 

[Pharycyde]

hmm well for me it's gotta be:

1. Not having to hurry up/wait for the other to finish bath/breakfast/tirade

2. Making strange faces at the mirror

3. Exercising naked (my previous ex simply *hated* that!)

4. You control the mood of the house!

Well, the last one may be a bit corny but you get the general picture: it's good

 

[Shelby]

Reasons to be single...

One, one thousand,
Two, one thousand,
Three, one thousand,
Four, one thousand,

Oops, sorry. I was having a muppet moment there.

Reasons to be single...I'm at 709,310 but they're inclusive with "Reasons not to have kids"

 

[Thumper]

Hey...

What is with all the married folks walking around naked together.

Ain't ya figured out the other things you can do naked together?

Oh wait....you said married...that's about right.