great lay - but UGLY
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first of all: Some time ago I heard this: Ugly girls are better in bed. A beautiful girl just relies on her beauty, but an ugly girl tries to compensate her bad look with some hot actions, when it comes to sex ....
As for a story idea: What about this: There is this bar, with dimly light. The guy already had a few beers, so he is not sober. He starts to flirt with this girl, and in the end, they both visit his home and fuck all night long.
The next morning, he wakes up and is shocked, when he sees her - now being sober ... she is ugly ... however, he also remembers that the sex was very hot.
Also, this girl did all kind of "pervert" stuff that a normal girl wouldn't do. You know what I mean: deep throating, cum swallowing, anal sex, pussy fisting ....
As an addition: Maybe this girl is a shemale or a drag queen. She/he insisted on anal sex and so, the guy didn't notice that there was no pussy ....
As for a story idea: What about this: There is this bar, with dimly light. The guy already had a few beers, so he is not sober. He starts to flirt with this girl, and in the end, they both visit his home and fuck all night long.
The next morning, he wakes up and is shocked, when he sees her - now being sober ... she is ugly ... however, he also remembers that the sex was very hot.
Also, this girl did all kind of "pervert" stuff that a normal girl wouldn't do. You know what I mean: deep throating, cum swallowing, anal sex, pussy fisting ....
As an addition: Maybe this girl is a shemale or a drag queen. She/he insisted on anal sex and so, the guy didn't notice that there was no pussy ....
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"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. Go for my personal point of view. Get an ugly girl to marry you."
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Be a case of choice of wording with care I'd think here.
How do you describe your Ugly duckling without winding up on someone's 'people to kill tomorrow list'.
Beauty and ugliness are in the eye of the beholder, how are we going to describe these ugly features without causing offence.
I would suggest phrases like, 'Jane was no oil painting, and unlikely to win any beauty contests' followed by some brief description containing words like 'slightly overweight', 'harsh features', etc.
Rather than, 'Jane is a fat cow with tits that hang down to her knees, and a face that looks as though it had been set on fire and beaten out with a shovel'. Or maybe that would be OK, hehe!!
Always a thin line between causing amusement / entertainment and causing offence.
Personally speaking, looks are only skin deep, any bird that can turn my dick inside out and leave me gasping for breath with a flick of her thighs has my vote as a beauty.
pops.............
Be a case of choice of wording with care I'd think here.
How do you describe your Ugly duckling without winding up on someone's 'people to kill tomorrow list'.
Beauty and ugliness are in the eye of the beholder, how are we going to describe these ugly features without causing offence.
I would suggest phrases like, 'Jane was no oil painting, and unlikely to win any beauty contests' followed by some brief description containing words like 'slightly overweight', 'harsh features', etc.
Rather than, 'Jane is a fat cow with tits that hang down to her knees, and a face that looks as though it had been set on fire and beaten out with a shovel'. Or maybe that would be OK, hehe!!
Always a thin line between causing amusement / entertainment and causing offence.
Personally speaking, looks are only skin deep, any bird that can turn my dick inside out and leave me gasping for breath with a flick of her thighs has my vote as a beauty.
pops.............
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Re: Hmmm...
I put quotes around it. Never said it was "mine". I just couldn't remember who sang it, but obviously it's a memorable song.
~Kenzie
Jenny _S said:To give credit where credit is due... that's Jim Croce, Lusti
I put quotes around it. Never said it was "mine". I just couldn't remember who sang it, but obviously it's a memorable song.
~Kenzie
Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Or "Each of her features was fine on its own; it was just that they didn't fit together"?
How about "She reminded him irresistibly of the old English description "looks like the back end of a tram smash"?pop_54 said:Be a case of choice of wording with care I'd think here.
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Beauty and ugliness are in the eye of the beholder, how are we going to describe these ugly features without causing offence.
I would suggest phrases like, 'Jane was no oil painting, and unlikely to win any beauty contests' followed by some brief description containing words like 'slightly overweight', 'harsh features', etc.
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Always a thin line between causing amusement / entertainment and causing offence.
Or "Each of her features was fine on its own; it was just that they didn't fit together"?
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FastFastr said:
I see you've fucked Courtney Love too.
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on the "great lay but UGLY" front, check out "Two Bags for the Bride" by Dirty Old Man. It's been around here for ages--it was even in the first Literotica anthology. It makes an excellent example of what you seem to be looking for, Fast.
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