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I need to get laid. Since I'm not getting any in real I will take applications from Litizen of all shapes and colours (do I sound desperate or what? :rolleyes: ;) )


Please fill in below application :D



1. How tall are you?


2. What's your shoesize?


3. What's the plural of "Penis"?


4. What colour hair do you have?


5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?


6. What was the last book you read?


7. How would you like to shag me?


8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?


9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....


10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?


11. Do you smoke?


12. Why should I choose you?


13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.







Thank you very much. :D


Halo :rose:, who is quite needy
 
LWAH

I don't do forms but I have good form - if you're interested;)
 
...and why did i draw this nice form up if nobody is filling it in :( *sulk* :D

Halo :rose:
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
I need to get laid. Since I'm not getting any in real I will take applications from Litizen of all shapes and colours (do I sound desperate or what? :rolleyes: ;) )


Please fill in below application :D



1. How tall are you?
6'4"

2. What's your shoesize?
15


3. What's the plural of "Penis"?
Penoids


4. What colour hair do you have?
Brown with a touch of gray


5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?
Draft dodger


6. What was the last book you read?
New England Journal of Medicine


7. How would you like to shag me?
With my mouth sexy

8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?


9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....
I night in a penthouse on Maui


10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?
I would have to say your neck right behind your ears

11. Do you smoke?
Nope


12. Why should I choose you?
It is the right thing to do


13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.
I am a riot and very funny. Very romantic but knows when to slam it home when she wants a good fucking







Thank you very much. :D


Halo :rose:, who is quite needy
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
I need to get laid. Since I'm not getting any in real I will take applications from Litizen of all shapes and colours (do I sound desperate or what? :rolleyes: ;) )


Please fill in below application :D



1. How tall are you? 5' 11"


2. What's your shoesize? 9 1/2 4E *wink*


3. What's the plural of "Penis"? Penis' (I hope this is right, but in the event it isn't ...im ok with all the penis' you want)


4. What colour hair do you have? short brown (with a little grey, especially on the sides)


5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name? Howard Cossel (sp?)


6. What was the last book you read? well, leaving out the boring business stuff i've been reading... Cold Mountain


7. How would you like to shag me? slowly


8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle? Thats your call, whatever makes you happy.


9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....a fine wine, something wonderful to savor and experience, but to always be thankful for.


10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)? your lips


11. Do you smoke? no


12. Why should I choose you? because i care. because i'm not in a hurry. because i admire you for your beauty and charms.


13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.

I have a passion for certain things. For example, everyonce in a while you find something worth dieing for.




Thank you very much. :D


Halo :rose:, who is quite needy
;) ;) ;)
 
I am 5'7

size 9

plural of penis would be " peni". :p

jet black hair

the greatest

Beauty by Susan Wilson

Can I shag you along with VanB ?!? ;)

Swallow

A night with Halo is like a night in heaven * chessy enough ?!?*:D

the nape of your neck

do not smoke

choose me cause I am lots o fun ! * jumping up & down *

I have a crush on 2 men from the UK & one jazz man. *never really said that out loud on Lit * giggle giggle*
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
1. How tall are you?

5'8"

2. What's your shoesize?

10 1/2

3. What's the plural of "Penis"?

Penii

4. What colour hair do you have?

Chestnut brown, with a touch of grey.
5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?

The Sonny Liston fight. A classic of boxing, and I'm not especially a boxing fan!

6. What was the last book you read?

Not a book as much. I read a few poems by T. S. Eliot.

7. How would you like to shag me?

As many ways as we can both imagine.

8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?

Gargle! Mouthwash tastes terrible and doesn't work if you don't gargle!

9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....

....like nothing I've ever experienced before. ;)

10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?

Your neck..at that spot right underneath your ear.

11. Do you smoke?

Yep - about a pack a day.

12. Why should I choose you?

You've been with the gorgeous and pretty boys. It's time to be with a man who can make you glad you woke up in the morning. :)

13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.

I've had fewer partners than I have fingers on one hand. That and I can cook. :)
 
OK then just to humour you;)

1. How tall are you?
5'11"


2. What's your shoesize?
10

3. What's the plural of "Penis"?
Penises (or for some women - heaven)


4. What colour hair do you have?
Light brown with grey temples


5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?
Cassisus Clay


6. What was the last book you read?
The history of the Navy SEALS


7. How would you like to shag me?
Very, very well:)


8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?
You choice but gargling is showing off


9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....
Chinese food - as soon as you've had one and enjoyed it you want more


10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?
In that curve just above your hip and in the samll of your back

11. Do you smoke?
On and off

12. Why should I choose you?
Because you'll get none better

13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before

I'm sensitive and empathise with women
 
1. How tall are you?
5'11" or so

2. What's your shoesize?
11

3. What's the plural of "Penis"?
Penises

4. What colour hair do you have?
Dirty Blond

5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?
I am the greatest

6. What was the last book you read?
Debt of Honour by Tom Clancy

7. How would you like to shag me?
Every which way, but from behind. Doggy style, over a desk, jsut let me bend you over and shag you.

8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?
Once I've cum in your mouth, you can decide

9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is ....
A wonderful experience, which any man or woman should be proud to say they've been a part of.

10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?
on your neck, just under your ears


11. Do you smoke?
no

12. Why should I choose you?
'Cos you know what i'll do to you and with you

13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.
I'm an only child
 
some promising applications already .... keep them cumming please :D

Halo :rose:

P.S.: only one person so far got the plural of "Penis" correct so far :D
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
I need to get laid. Since I'm not getting any in real I will take applications from Litizen of all shapes and colours (do I sound desperate or what? :rolleyes: ;) )


Please fill in below application :D



1. How tall are you?

5' 10"

2. What's your shoesize?

12

3. What's the plural of "Penis"?

Penii - Dammit Jim you beat me to it

4. What colour hair do you have?

Brown

5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?

Boxing

6. What was the last book you read?

Hound of the Baskervilles

7. How would you like to shag me?

Slow, deep and hard...of course this is after I've licked you into submission. :p

8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?

Whatever turns you on

9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....

Spending the night with a goddess

10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?

The inside of your thighs

11. Do you smoke?

Nope

12. Why should I choose you?

Give me a private interview and I'll show you

13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.

I'm terribly shy




Thank you very much. :D


Halo :rose:, who is quite needy
 
Can I play too??

1. How tall are you?
~Around 5'6 or so.

2. What's your shoesize?
7 & 1/2, or 8.

3. What's the plural of "Penis"?
~Penises, or Penes??

4. What colour hair do you have?
~Dark brown, with red and gold highlights.

5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?
~Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

6. What was the last book you read?
~The Sands of Time.

7. How would you like to shag me?
~Like the energizer bunny....

8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?
~I like to mix it up.

9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....
~ the encierro. A true test of manhood, luckily I'm not a man.... :D

10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?
~I'm going to throw out a wild guess here, the back of your neck?

11. Do you smoke?
~Nope, my ciggy does.

12. Why should I choose you?
~You're bored, I'm bored, why the hell not?

13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.
~I enjoy drawing people, trying to catch the essence in a portrait is very invigorating.
 
If I get you I'll fill this puppy out in triplicate

1. How tall are you?
6' 0"

2. What's your shoesize?
.10 1/2 D

3. What's the plural of "Penis"?
Peni, I think is grammatically correct, but how ever you want to pluralize it is okay with me

4. What colour hair do you have?
Brown with a hint of gray and auburn

5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?
I am the greatest

6. What was the last book you read?
Currently reading A painted House by John Grisham

7. How would you like to shag me?
From behind so I can se your beautiful breasts swinging with every thrust and look at the creamy whiteness off your wonderful as as I shag you into multiple orgasm exstacy

8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?
Gargle like tasting a fine wine, then swallow with abandon

9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....
.A night of fantasy mixed with the beauty that is Halo.

10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?
Soft fingers along your sides, slowly rubbing up to and under your breasts without touching them.Mixed with soft nibbly kisses on the nape of your neck, and a soft tongue around to your ear lobes, gently nibbling them.

11. Do you smoke?
.Regretably, though I know it is bad for me and a nasty habit

12. Why should I choose you?
I don't know that you should choose me. I wantonly wish for you too.

13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before. I don't know that I have publicly stated this at Lit or not. But I have a dying passion for reddish hair and green/blue eyes that makes me hard whenever I see them. Very embarrassing in public at times.
 
1. How tall are you?

6 feet tall

2. What's your shoesize?

11 to 11 1/2

3. What's the plural of "Penis"?

Penii or Penises.....I will look it up but thought it best to answer honestly based on my knowledge.

4. What colour hair do you have?

Dark Brown (almost black)

5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?

The Greatest, and Magic Stores (met him in one and he was very gracious and kind to a goofy 13 year old)

6. What was the last book you read?

Lord of the Rings, Queen of the Damned, and Raindow Six

7. How would you like to shag me?

Continously over a long period of time, taking time to note every oh, ah, sigh, moan, and scream....till I get it just right and then begin again.

8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?

Gargle, and share.....greed is a sin.

9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....

An adventure, a chance to explore with an imaginative spirit and learn more about both her and yourself.

10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?

Back of your neck, base of you spine, maybe behind the knee or your inner wrist.

11. Do you smoke?

Not any more......was not my thing.

12. Why should I choose you?

I will ply you with words of passion and regale you with tales of our lust. Share both intimate and outrageous fantasies. Challenge the endurance of you mind and body and do it all with a rakish smile on my face....(think swashbuckiling pirate with a smirk).

13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.

As a child I was very afraid of the dark but as an adult I revel in it.

Nic,


:cool:
 
1. How tall are you?
6'0"

2. What's your shoesize?
12

3. What's the plural of "Penis"?
Penii

4. What colour hair do you have?
Brown

5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?
Arrogance

6. What was the last book you read?
Lit book

7. How would you like to shag me?
On a rug (Bad joke)

8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?
Take your pick

9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....
darkness with an angel

10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)?
Neck

11. Do you smoke?
sometimes, and sometimes I make fire too

12. Why should I choose you?
You shouldnt

13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.
I love Wednesday
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
I need to get laid. Since I'm not getting any in real I will take applications from Litizen of all shapes and colours (do I sound desperate or what? :rolleyes: ;) )


Please fill in below application :D



1. How tall are you?
5'4


2. What's your shoesize?
8


3. What's the plural of "Penis"?
penises


4. What colour hair do you have?
Golden ringlets kissed by the sun


5. Muhammed Ali - what do you associate with that name?
Cassius Clay


6. What was the last book you read?
Aqua Erotica


7. How would you like to shag me?
First...at a slow torturous pace


8. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?
Swallow


9. Complete the sentence: A night with Halo is (like)....
A night I could only imagine in my wildest dreams


10. Where on my body do you think is a the spot that arouses me most when you touch, nibble, lick it (apart from the my poussee)? Your navel


11. Do you smoke?
Do I have to answer this one? At times....


12. Why should I choose you?
Because I am your Cup-Cake!


13. Tell me something about you that you haven't mentioned on Lit before.

I said it above already ...

Morgy

:kiss:
 
VanB said:


Actually you are incorrect - it is, in fact, penises.

If you would like to check go to www.dictionary.com and look it up.:D

according to my medical textbook it is penii :confused: Penii is definately the correct latin declination of Penis

But because it is you Penises is alright.... i'd take yours anytime ;)

Halo :rose:
 
Wiggles

On the penis question you are quite correct - penises or penes are equally right although penises is the plural in common usage.

:kiss:
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:


But because it is you Penises is alright.... i'd take yours anytime ;)

Halo :rose:

Does that mean I won? :cool: ~ LOL
 
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