Great Ex Quotes!!!

[paganangel]

at the request of my roomate (he seems to think i have a lot of these) i would like to start a thread of some of the wierder things we've heard from members of the opposite sex in sexual (or other) situations. i, of course will start.

"Well, we can fool around, but the cat is staying right here."

(it was on her chest)

 

[christophe]

now thats an odd position in which to make love, i wonder how the situation panned out

 

[paganangel]

it didn't dude, i ran like hell. she was nuts!

 

[lilminx]

Lol- which psycho was that?

 

[christophe]

hell i would have too, i like cats but some have nasty streaks to em, and the last thing id want is for morris the cat to claw mr happy.....

 

[Rubyfruit]

LMAO

That cracks me up.

It also reminds me of a time I had a friend over to ride my Sybian ( http://sybian.com/ ). Just so happens that the sybian is on the same side of the bedroom that my dog likes to sleep. She was like, "um, what about the dog?" I said, trust me, in two minutes you will forget about the dog.

She did.

Ruby

 

[christophe]

u have a symbian....hmmmmmmmm ive seen those. intreresting piece of equipment.....looks like them things need a car battery to start it up! 750 cold cranking amps....hope the dog doesnt think its a chew toy

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes, Christophe, I do, and it is one hell of a fucking machine. The ultimate in self pleasure. It has two separate powerful engines, one for rotation and the other for vibration.

A very sexually content Ruby.

 

[christophe]

ok now im speechless...wow comes to mind!




hey i hit 100 posts!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Congratulations, Christophe on hitting 100! Go get yourself an Av!

Yes, the Sybian is awsome, but it doesn't replace my husband or my lovers. Nothing could possibly replace a nice hard cock inside of me or the feel of a woman's cunt convulsing in orgasm on my mouth. Not to mention the emotional, physical and intellectual connections I enjoy with people.

But when I'm alone, it's awsome.

Ruby

 

[paganangel]

as a matter of fact....

can you smell that? oh yeah. that's definitly an avatar coming!

 

[lilminx]

Keep posting!

 

[lilminx]

I got one!

Ok- not exactly a quote, but I was I was dating someone who I wanted to be a little more aggressive in bed (a little spanking, etc.). I thought that goading him would work, so I told him he was a wuss (or something like that). Instead, it had the opposite effect and he started crying!!! let's just say it ruined that sexual session... lol.

 

[paganangel]

you called him a pussy

and you know it...you evil thing

 

[lilminx]

Lol- yeah... I might have...
Oh come on- would most guys have cried at that?!

 

[paganangel]

the flower

"I'M NOT A PSYCHO. I'M NOT A PSYCHO I'M NOT A PSYCHO."
She promised she'd stop calling if i fucked her one last time.

 

[PeterBilt]

Sybian, or thereabout ...

I have the next best thing; the poor man's Sybian ...

An older Yamaha, with four wonderful pistons (well 5, counting me) thrusting skyward, rumbling, tumbling ... just the right vibration ... and the joy-stick controller is soooo interactive ...