Great BAD writing

[abashed-dreamer]

For Inspiration, Check the Bulwer Lytton Contest winners for bad writing

http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2002.htm



Runner-Up: The professor looked down at his new young lover, who rested fitfully, lashed as she was with duct tape to the side of his stolen hovercraft, her head lolling gently in the breeze, and as they soared over the buildings of downtown St. Paul to his secret lair he mused that she was much like a sweet ripe juicy peach, except for her not being a fuzzy three-inch sphere produced by a tree with pink blossoms and that she had internal organs and could talk. Charles Howland

 

[Alex De Kok]

Laugh? I almost wet myself!

Thank you so much, abashed-dreamer, for providing this link. I haven't laughed so much for ages. I even printed off the page for reading again at leisure.

Absolute magic! Not the sort of magic that turns young princes into frogs, more the sort of magic that lights your life, like a rally car with those extra spolights, but only the ones with the super-bright halogen bulbs...

Thanks again. Great stuff.

Alex

 

[damppanties]

Wow!!

Thanks abashed-dreamer. This was too good. I saved the last 2 years' entries too.

-DP.

 

[Ulyssa]

Absolutely priceless!

I was in need of something to cheer me up--and there it was.

Thank you.