[GRAMMER] When should you use a colon?

[NoJo]

Is this correct:

He put some more : the fire; she felt her : contract as he smiled and called in his irrestistable Italian accent,

", here."

"Fuck off, I have my ." she crooned.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I would give you a for that, but they're all mine.

 

[neonlyte]

Needs a Costa Rican accent to use a :

 

[NoJo]

How do you peel them with those clumsy hoofs (hooves?)

 

[BlackShanglan]

Joe.

I love you.

 

[BlackShanglan]

How do you peel them with those clumsy hoofs (hooves?)

We hoofy sorts have very agile lips.

 

[NoJo]

Joe.

I love you.

Please _ that remark with action. Like a little em{

 

[lil_elvis]

When should you use a colon?

Ask Carson.

 

[Guest]

Is this correct:

He put some more : the fire; she felt her : contract as he smiled and called in his irrestistable Italian accent,

", here."

"Fuck off, I have my ." she crooned.

I am totally fuckin' lost.

 

[DrFreud]

I am totally fuckin' lost.

Joe's last post is easier to get

 

[NoJo]

He flies through the air with the
eeeeeee
^

 

[Guest]

Oh, Geez. Ok, suffering from brain fade today.

, 2 church Maria Mr. .

 

[yui]

Please _ that remark with action. Like a little em{

Try giving them a ^ and see what happens.

 

[NoJo]

Try giving them a ^ and see what happens.

Please don't hit me with any Katekana. You know what that stuff does to me. It's like Charles Addams and French.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Please _ that remark with action. Like a little em{

Where's the pound sign when one needs it? I shall have to settle for a {ing good - round the paddock. It's no = to the thought of pounding Joe.

 

[Alex De Kok]

Is this correct:

He put some more : the fire; she felt her : contract as he smiled and called in his irrestistable Italian accent,

", here."

"Fuck off, I have my ." she crooned.

I was going to suggest it needed colonic irrigation, then read it again . . .

Alex

 

[TheEarl]

<Offers Shang a good £ing>

+h£ €&r|

 

[BlackShanglan]

<Offers Shang a good £ing>

+h£ €&r|

A thousand thank-you's. Damn these American keyboards.

 

[yui]

Please don't hit me with any Katekana. You know what that stuff does to me. It's like Charles Addams and French.

悪魔との情交を求める。

ゆい

 

[TheEarl]

悪魔との情交を求める。

ゆい

It's like the computer that was programmed in unary, only using 0's. Whenever it was asked what it was thinking, the answer was inevitably, "Oh, nothing."

The Earl

 

[yui]

It's like the computer that was programmed in unary, only using 0's. Whenever it was asked what it was thinking, the answer was inevitably, "Oh, nothing."

The Earl

It's all "0's", then? Allow Japanese encoding and see if that helps.

P.S. I'm not nearly clever enough to come up with the "Oh, nothing."

 

[Liar]

悪魔との情交を求める。

ゆい

Yes.



(Dunno what the hell it says, but saying yes usually works.)

 

[kendo1]

I'm in a ,

 

[shereads]

Unless there is a serious digestive disturbance, the colon is used last.*







*Excerpt from appellate court ruling, Kline vs. Discount Gastrointestinal Surgery Emporium, Inc.

 

[gauchecritic]

It's like the computer that was programmed in unary, only using 0's. Whenever it was asked what it was thinking, the answer was inevitably, "Oh, nothing."

The Earl

Shouldn't all zero's be properly termed urinary?

I have a friend from $$ Texas that makes a great # especially on Wednesdays.